The Jade Immortal Dynasty - Failed

[samoht04]

Chapter 35 - She better stick to pillows...

       From the Adventure Notes of Tia Jade

Joe and I decided to go for China, not for a Honeymoon, this was for an Adventure. Joe was going to stay at the House and work on his new Life Time Want of Physical Perfection, whilst I worked on getting a Level 3 Visa in China. Grandma came along just because we need a good cook there, there is no amazing Fridge there! It's a pain that the Adventure notices are always posted at the Board outside the Adventurers Base Hotel, all that travelling just to find you have to go back to somewhere near your own home!



There were lots of Chests and Cobwebs but I'm tough enough, Dad had wanted to come for his Photography but he decided to stay with Mum and get his Museum Works started.



In a few days I was at a Level 1 Visa, it's not that hard if you're me, the Guy with the Pony Tail gave me enough Points for the Visa, you're all so lucky he was facing the other way, I'm just going to say that I will have Nightmares every night for the next week or so... Unless Joe wants to help me with that...



Apparently this Guy said this Woman was the Master of Sim Fu, I put her in her place, I won both Spar's and stopped the uprising of those who thought they could steal my title!



The objects in the Tombs were very heavy and often came with these fire traps, those were tedious, I kept having to get soaked and jump through fire. I preffered dragging the stones that weighed at least a tonne across the floor!




I like the Treasure you find at the end of the Tombs, not all of it is taken by the people who asked you to find something, as long as you don't tell them you found something else...



I reached my Second Level Visa after dropping off some Info about this Cave shapped like a Dragon, apparently there is a Guy in France who knows some stuff, I shall have to visit there soon.



I then got an Adventure Chain that took me to this Temple, I had to remove Rubble and ditch the Paparazzi that tried to follow me through the door, they really do go to extraordinary lengths don't they!



And there it was, the treasure I needed, Pangu's Axe! I could have followed the Tomb all the way across the Pit or I could use a Handy Trick I learnt recently...




Tranquil Transfererence, Life is just so much easier!



I didn't know what to do when I saw the Axe, it was pulsing with power and Immortality, I'm sure that was what it was, I bet that thing could never be destroyed, forged somewhere with ancients Sim Magiks, I think I felt the Immortality because I have the Immortal Blood in me. I'm sure of it. I held up my arms and willed the Axe to me, it worked.



It burst into Pink Lightning, the Power rushed through me and it scared me to absoulute Death, this thing was powerful for an Object, it almost reminded me of something, I can't remember what though, all I know is that it was a dream or some kind of vision, I saw Grandma and two other Women, the other Two were sort of fake, they were there but not there, they were in a different place and all of them were eating the same dish and when the flashes sparkled I felt the same Power, I know now that the dish was Ambrosia. I have never eaten Ambrosia but I bet it feels exactly like holding this Axe.






I then returned to the Woman who comissioned me to find this Axe, not only did she give me enough Points to reach the Level Three Visa but she said she could not use the Axe, the fact that I brought it here had proved to her of something, she did not tell me what but ever since she has bowed to Grandma and myself, it's like she thinks we are a Monarchy or something.




I had Four Days left by the time I reached the Level Three Visa so I returned Home to train Joe, he soon Mastered Martial Arts!




Then I began his Athletic Training, I had stopped training him when he Mastered the skill.





The Moment he did that he changed, he is so much more awesome now, he is Disciplined, Athletic, Brave, Very Family Orientated and such a Great Kisser! I love him so much and he loves me. So don't you try because if you want him, you can't have him. He is mine and I am not letting him go easily.



I won't stick to Pillows either, as you heard, I have a very nice new item in my possessions and if it can smash boulders. I would hate to think what it would do to anyone. Anyone who tried to take my Man from me.

Oh wow, that time already? I must be gone, Plane to catch and all, have a good day, see you back at home!

[Asleep]

Eep!
Don't worry, Tia, I won't get anywhere near him!

[samoht04]

Chapter 36 - Twins share Bumps in Common

I don't think I have ever realised how awesome it is being a Twin, we hardly ever talk out loud but can guess what each other mean. I love my Sister, not as much as Joe, I know I gave her grief as a Teenager but I'm sure she knows I love her, we are just so close and actually share a lot in Common.

Joe and I also share a lot in Common, Our Love for me! Just joking! We love each other... and me. I really like our new Room, it's so personal and fits both of our styles I think, I have a full shelf of stuff so I am proud!




Then we got news that Lucas has grown up! I told Meg and she was on the phone immediatly!



I don't know where they went when Lucas arrived but I made my Guesses as it was 3pm... They were in their Pj's? Lucas is such a creep though, he became Evil since his Birthday, it's horrible that he keeps scaring Meg! I fear for their Relationship though, Meg hates him when he scares her, but she loves him...




Uhg and to make things worse he is a Slob! Utter disgrace if you ask me!



I took a photo of some of the Gnomes, I love it!



Then it happened, somehow us Twins have another thing in Common, we both get Ill at the same time.




Not to mention, We are PREGNANT! I'm going to be a Mother and an Aunty!




Meg has a hideous Maternity Wear and I have quite a cool one!



I told Meg I was pregnant at the same time she told me she was! It was one of those "You go ahead", "No you say what you wanted to say", "No, you go ahead" and then we both said it at once!





I forgot to change them to Pregnancy Outfits and then it was too late!

[Asleep]

Yaay! Congrats!
Hopefully, Lucas will tone down his Evil once the baby is born...

[Juxtaposition]

Well, at least one of them rolled up a nice pretty maternity outfit, that better than neither

Tia's just a bit scary, I do not want to be threatened with a pangu's axe! Luckily I have no interest in stealing her man, so I should be safe *whew*

That was a a cool trip to China! And yay for incoming nooboos!

[samoht04]

I have a dilema, I want it to be a Boy but Tia and Joe want a Girl... Hmmm.... Do I go for the Wishes or for the alternate gendered generations? I guess I go for the Wishes... 

[TallStar]

I say just don't do anything, let the game do its work.

[Gogowars329]

I loved the China trip!
Confetti for the two incoming nooboos!
I say stick with you Girl-Boy-Girl-Boy thing.

[Tommyo3000]

Congratz on both of them being pregnant! I'd say you do with the baby being a boy if thats what you want.

[Alexandria_]

Congratulations on the pregnancies!

[Phyre]

Two babies on the way!! Grandma Shannon will be thrilled!

Congratulations to the expecting parents, aunts, uncles, grandparents, and great-grandparent!

That trip to China was a lot fun to read. Although I have to agree with Juxt; Tia is a bit scary sometimes and even more so with that axe!

[samoht04]

Hehehe, I think I will stick to my Boy - Girl thing, it's not like they need the LTHP they both ahve completed their LTW and Tia almost has her Unqiue's I just need to decide what to buy for her!  Besides I want to play safe and have the ability to reproduce as an Elder Back Up, just in case the Mortals decide to live for ages more than they should.

Meg also wanted a Girl but she is so having a Boy, Boys can have kids outside the Household. 

[samoht04]

Just to let everyone know, I have been playing there just isn't anything to do a Chapter on!

[KrispyNickyB]

We are anxious and curious yes but we understand. Can't wait for an update.

[samoht04]

We are anxious and curious yes but we understand. Can't wait for an update.

It's going to have to wait. Megan never gave birth, her Maternity Leave ran out, three days after Tia gave birth. George keeps reseting himself and never aged up. I'm worried about all this now.