Chapter 4 – My Families Getting Bigger!
P.O.V – JamaalHey, My names Jamaal Steel, and I have just married the most beautiful person in the world my Gabby. She said I could marry her on 2 conditions; I got a decent haircut and some new clothes. I said she could marry me on one condition; she calls me Jam not Jamaal, which has to be the worst name in the world, can’t believe the aliens named me that. Sorry I’m talking to myself, let’s start again.
Hey, I’m Jam Steel, and I love jam. Strawberry jam, raspberry jam, blueberry jam, nectar jam, chocolate jam, blood jam, I love Jam! I also love the colour orange, blood orange, yellow orange, su-
Gabby: “Jam! Shut it, I’m trying to sleep here!”
Jam: “Sorry honey, It was the aliens. They are real ya know.”
Gabby: “Course they are, now be quiet!”
Anyway lets carry on, so anyway when we were married, I got a haircut and some new threads as did Gabby and Luke. Wait a mo, I had a couple pics here somewhere, I put them right here in the drawer, I bet the Aliens took them again. Wait here they are bluetacked to the screen, oops, anyway have a look.
Nice eh, well anyway, the Gabbster was really bummed that our honeymoon/family vaccy was cancelled said she had really wanted to start a family. And I mean, It would be rude of me to ignore what my lady wants.
Never mind, right oh yeah, Agnes caught a couple death fish, those things are really freaky, anyway and King Tucker Steel 3rd became an old man with really bad taste in threads. Sorry Gramps but no one wears clothes with the belt showing, which is like so last year like. Totally bad, like get with it old man. Right here is da pic of that total fashion abomination.
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell Y’all my beautiful bride is now my very fa-
Gabby: “WHAT where you going to say Jam?”
Jam: “That my beautiful bride is now my very, err, far along beautiful bride.”
Gabby: “Rigggght...”
Jam: “I promise.”
Gabby: “I believe you Jam.”
Jam: *Lets out the breath he was holding* “Few”
Where was I, oh yeah, my beautiful bride is very pregnant right now. So cool right.
Jam: *Puts earphones in ears and starts listening to music*
Gabby: “Jam”
Jam: *Continues listening to music*
Gabby: “JAM!”
Jam: *Turns music up and continues listening to music*
Gabby: “JAMAAL!”
Jam: *Reluctantly turns music off* “WHAT!”
Gabby: “THE BABY IS COMING, THATS WHAT!”
Jam: *Screams and starts to panic* “AHHHHH! THE BABY IS COMING! AHHHHH!”
Gabby: “Stop panicking and go get mum. NOW!”
*Jam leaves to get Agnes and Gabby clutches her stomach.*
Gabby: “My Sim, this hurts!”
*Several sim-hours later*
Gabby: “Jam, come in here.”
Jam: “You know what, I’m going to go have a sho-”
Gabby: “GET....IN....HERE....NOW!”
Jam: “Okay, okay I'm coming, sheesh.”
*Jam walks into room.*
Gabby: “I’d like you to meet your two sons, Clinton and Thomas Steel.
Clint is a little
disciplined athlete and Tom is more
outdoorsy then his big bro but is a little
athlete as well. They are so cute. Look.
Oh and little Lukey’s got himself a little girlfriend, her names Kristina Landgrabb.
Better go and spend some time with my little guys. G’night Forumers, G’night Aliens.
Jam Steel
