Share Your TSM Funny Moments

[Katluvr]

Well I know one thing, it wasn't Blood Scholar Vladimir -  the very very white, red-eyed man who wears nothing but bright red and black. 

I wonder if he is TSM's answer to vampires?

[Darkhadia]

My Monarch sim had a son today (Prince Jason) and about 3 sim hours after he had grown to a child, I turned on his marker to look for him...only to find him in the Tavern 

They start drinking young in the Medieval times, huh? 

[samoht04]

They start drinking young in the Medieval times, huh? 

In Medieval Times it was safer to drink Alcohol than Water. Children drank a weak Ale and Adults could have the full blooded stuff.

[Darkhadia]

In Medieval Times it was safer to drink Alcohol than Water. Children drank a weak Ale and Adults could have the full blooded stuff.

And that is my new thing learned for the day! 

Funny moments-wise...p-mail still cracks me up ^^

[Saltypaws]

I still think the funniest I have seen so far, is the wizard when she conks herself on the head with her stick when she un-memorizes her spells.  That was pretty good.

[Skyberry]

I still think the funniest I have seen so far, is the wizard when she conks herself on the head with her stick when she un-memorizes her spells

My wizard stabs herself in the foot with her staff. Cracks me right up.

[CSquared2]

I just started a new kingdom and was playing through the First Steps quest.  Lord Jarod got to the forest, collected the wildflowers and then came the bandit, hurling insults and demanding to be challenged, but not before he bowed respectfully first.     "How dare you come into my forest, oh most noble Lord Jarod?  I shall have to fight thee tooth and nail . . . if that's okay with you, you know.  We could always talk out our problems instead."   

[Joria]

My favorite was when my smith, Jarod, (popular name), was told to "Break thy wind upon him", did so, got a really epic response and says, "Oh, Jarod!  You outdid yourself!  That was better than "pull my finger."  I still am laughing at it.  Kat, that one's for you.

[Katluvr]

My favorite was when my smith, Jarod, (popular name), was told to "Break thy wind upon him", did so, got a really epic response and says, "Oh, Jarod!  You outdid yourself!  That was better than "pull my finger."  I still am laughing at it.  Kat, that one's for you.

Oh man, I would've paid money to be a fly on the wall for that!

[samoht04]

For anyone interested the Wizard on the back of the Limited Edition Case is actually the Witch in the Quest I just did. My Physician did not like the Witch. 





So much she took away her magic. 

[Skyberry]

So my smith and my peteran priest have the hots for each other which they developed whilst I was playing the smith. I am now on a quest where I am playing the priest and I send him to the smithy, which has the best and biggest DOUBLE bed you can buy, to romance the smith. I get them to the point of woohoo which I direct them to do. Then they kinda like go for a walk. I am like what the heck are they doing?? So I pan the camera to follow them and they are walking to the priests place to use his bed to woohoo in! But, get this, the priest has only got a single bed as I hadn't really set his place up yet.
Is her bed just not good enough or is it because he initiated the woohoo? I dunno but it sure was weird because I would have thought the hots would have cooled off by the time they walked from the smithy to the church /shrug

[Ellenser]

I was playing as my monarch and was wooing some random person. Once we reached the "courting stage" he came up and asked me (via petition) if it was alright to have a child. Not too sure if he's cheating on me or just dumb.. lol.

Also, when I saw my person right after he was mauled by a bear I couldn't help but laugh 

[Naga]

"Whale ate my parents" trait. Funny to the bone.

[TheChronicR]

Here are some funny (or interesting) moments I managed to snap while playing my level 7 Monarch.

Did you know they had maids (or servant, as the game calls him) in Medieval too?
Nasty Queen! She threatens her citizens for money!

Then her servant started dancing like this after she autonomously started playing her fiddle. This resulted in a negative buff, 'You Call That Music?!' which lasted one hour (but the music was very nice...). The name cracked me up!

[samoht04]

Okay so I was marrying my Blacksmith to my Spy and they got married in a Peteran Church. Now I was going to take a photo but something kind of popped in the way when I was taking pics. 




Kingball is also so funny! This Farmer Cormac will regret challengening what he took as a weak maid!





My Spy does know the dummy isn't real doesn't she?