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Offline Saltypaws

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The Redhouse Saga (Updates, maybe)1/8/2013
« on: February 03, 2011, 08:41:45 PM »
Meet Nathan Redhouse



Where do I begin.  I guess I should start by explaining the color of my skin as it was told to me.  My great great grandfather was a mad scientist many many years ago.  After he married my great great grandma, he had done some experiment and wanted someone to try it, why he didn't try it, no one will ever know.  When he got home, he gave it to my grandma and she took the pill.  Well, I guess you can see the results as to what happened.  They live in a place called Strangetown where there was suppose to be aliens and weird things happened to the men of the town.  I am not sure I believe most of those stories, but look at me.  After my birthday, I told my parents I wanted to move and make a fresh start.  Before I left my dad ask me, "son, did you ever wonder why all of you Redhouse relatives were still alive?  I need to explain something to you before you go.  A long time ago, your great grandfather came up with a formula to live forever.  There are alot of steps and you can't do it alone."  He went on to explain about the Redhouse Dynasty and how it came about.  I didn't quite understand if there was a way to keep people alive, then why couldn't they keep everyone alive.  Dad explained, it just didn't work like that and that is the way it had to be and it had to continue with me.  A few days later, I packed my stuff and left and did not look back.  I was on my way to starting the Redhouse Dynasty.
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Re: The Redhouse Dynasty
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2011, 08:51:15 PM »
So this is where I am going to raise my family, here in Sunset Valley.  It looked quiet and peaceful and so far the people were friendly.



I walked around town for a while to see what I could see.  No one was even paying attention to the fact I was a little different, so I think I am going to like this place.  While I was in the park, I met this girl named Pauline Wan.  She was cute, but a little overbearing and boy, she could talk.



I think she was trying to flirt with me already and I wasn't into her in the slightest.  Maybe I should keep moving and see who else I can run into.



Besides, there was a big man not to far from us that was giving me the evil eye, I think I need to run leave now.
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2011, 09:01:50 PM »
I decided to head over to the library and read and just relax.  After my long flight and then spending all day with the realtor purchasing my property, I was exhausted.  I met a man named Dustin Langerak and he seemed like a nice fella.  We talked for a while and he told me I could freshen up at the fire station and get a decent nights sleep.  He saw that I was alone and told me of a few single women that I might be interested in.  He mentioned a womans name, I think Agnes is what he said, not sure and told me where she lived.  I told him I might check it out.  We said our goodbyes and after I got in the taxi, I just blurted out, take me to Agnes Crumplebottoms house.  I felt like a nerd ringing a perfect strangers doorbell and started to walk away when Agnes opened the door.  She was a fairly nice looking woman, but she has beautiful eyes.



I almost felt like I was in high school again, I had butterflies in my stomach and my palms were sweating, what gives here, ghesh.  We chatted for a while and she looked about as tired as I felt.  We said our goodbyes and I didn't really want to leave, but it was the right thing to do, for now.
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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2011, 09:16:37 PM »
On the way to the firehouse, I coudn't get the image of Agnes eyes out of my head.  I told myself to get a grip, what could I possibly offer this woman.  She was rich and had a gorgeous house, what would she possibly see in me.  After I reached the firehouse, I went in and saw the fire pole.  I thought, hmm, wonder if I can shimmy up that thing.  I huffed and puffed and fell a couple of times, but I finally made it.  Good grief, I am really out of shape



I found the restroom and after I brushed my teeth I settled down to what I thought would be a good nights sleep, boy was I mistaken.  I woke up and ate a bite at the diner and headed back to the park.  I spotted Agnes sitting on a bench reading and my stomach did flip flops, maybe it was that greasy food I just ate.



I went over to her and we started chatting again and it felt like we had known each other forever.  Well one thing led to another..
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« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2011, 09:19:49 PM »
Yay good luck to the new dynasty, and yay for Nathan and Agnes!
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« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2011, 09:25:41 PM »
How could I feel like this soon about someone I barely knew, but yet, the feelings were there and from the way she was looking at me, she felt the same way too.



Those eyes, I felt weak in the knees and then things time just stood still while we stood there and looked into each others eyes.



I am not sure where it came from, but I heard myself asked her to go steady.  I was prepared for a slap in the face and then I got a shock, she said yes.



I never saw that one coming, or this.....


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« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2011, 09:30:42 PM »
Agnes' social life was never so busy before all the dynasties came along!  True love is just beautiful.  Especially when it comes with a little money.  Nice start, Salty!  Good luck to you, Nathan and Agnes.
 
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« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2011, 09:36:23 PM »
Ok, now what.  Ask her to move in where?  "oh honey, we can move into my empty lot and by the way, I have no money or nothing to offer you".  I am not sure why she didn't turn around and run.  I explained my situation and she wanted to see my property anyway.  She said not to worry about anything and then she told me she loved me.  I thought I was going to be ill.  This woman actually loves me, for me.  I told her to meet me at my lot and I would show her around, (around what, you moron)

After she arrived, we kissed and told each other that we loved each other.  My dad had given me a ring when I left and said that he knew I would find the right one, well........



She said yes and she was jumping up and down like a school girl.  It was so cute.



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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2011, 09:37:51 PM »
Thanks, I have been playing for hours and decided I had better start this dynasty thread, lol.  I only had 31 screenshots, but I only used the ones I really liked. :)
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« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2011, 09:45:26 PM »
Ok, I figured we had come this far, why not go all of the way and we tied the knot right then and there.





With the money she brought, she insisted that we use it to build a modest house.  Viola, a house appeared.




And with that, I carried my dear Agnes over the threshold to start our Redhouse Dynasty.
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Re: The Redhouse Dynasty
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2011, 09:59:53 PM »
One of these days I'm going to tally up how many times Agnes has done the Dynasty Shake and Bake. I love it, Salty. Good choice.

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« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2011, 10:04:09 PM »
I was actually going to make a female and use Christopher Steele, but decided to go with Agnes again.  I am keeping it simple this time and not going to build unless I absolutely have to. :)
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Re: The Redhouse Dynasty
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2011, 10:14:43 PM »
Great start Salty!

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« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2011, 10:45:01 PM »
I mean't to put a pic of Agnes after her makeover, she looks pretty good in that new hairdo and new outfit.

Needless to say, we were both exhausted that night, especially since I had spent the night on a not so comfy bed the night before.  The next morning, Agnes fixed pancakes and then she gave me that look and that is all it took.



Things started to settle down some and I got a job offer at the bistro.  Agnes was practicing paintings and then she said she didn't feel well and headed to the bathroom.



I hope it wasn't anything she ate, because we both ate the same thing.  After I went to work, Agnes decided to go the park and do some reading, she loves to read and if it keeps her from being grumpy, I am all for it.  While she was at the park, she found out what was causing her to be ill.
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Re: The Redhouse Dynasty
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2011, 10:46:57 PM »
I really like your dynasty so far  :)

 

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