A is for Amelia, Part 7
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Hello, again. Welcome to the train wreck that used to be my life. Who knew that one weekend could be such a disaster?
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It started with Dad telling me that he was going through a midlife crisis. "I keep having these strange thoughts," he said. "Like I don't want the life I have.
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"I've tried getting back to normal. I thought exchanging friendship bracelets with your sister would help. It didn't. It looks like I can either befriend a rabbit or get divorced."
"What?"
"Look, your mother is a wonderful woman, adventurous, creative, cheerful, etc., etc. But she has this notion that we're going to go climb Mt. Komorebi. She can't do it alone, and that's not something I'm interested in."
"Okay, but divorce?"
"Don't worry about me. You just go and have fun at your prom."
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As if.
I arrive at the prom and discover that all the girls are wearing dresses that my parents wouldn't let me leave the house in. Not only that, but I can't find Camila anywhere. She and I were supposed to go to prom together as friends.
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It turns out that Camila is outside, dancing with Ken Sakamoto. Fair enough, but if she planned on hooking up with somebody else, why didn't she tell me?
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I find Isao Inoue and persuade him to go into the Photo Booth with me for a picture. Then I try dancing with him the way Camila and Ken are dancing. He pushed me away and told me that he was only interested romantically in men. "Well, then, go dance with a guy," I grumbled.
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I kind of wish I hadn't voted for him for Prom King, but I guess we're still friends. So I'm glad he won, sort of. No, not really.
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When I returned home, I had notifications from Trendi that none of my clothing designs had sold. I can understand this one -- the red gloves were definitely a mistake.
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But I don't know why no one would buy this blue dress. It seems quite nice.
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The next day was Bridget's birthday, so when I got home from work (where I got promoted to backhoe operator), I threw her a party.
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I invited our teacher, Mr. Morita. Big mistake, because he and Dad started flirting with each other. Seriously? Could anything be creepier than having your dad get involved with your teacher?
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Mom got jealous. As I left the kitchen, I heard her telling Dad that they needed to talk. That didn't sound ominous at all.
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Later, I looked outside and saw Mom making herself a drink. Not good.
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Monday, Bridget and I went to school together. She doesn't know anything about Dad and Mr. Morita, and I'm not going to be the one to tell her. But I realized that I can't take any more classes from him. I have an A, and I'm eligible for early graduation, so I'm going to do that.
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Tuesday, I didn't have school, so I went to Geek Con. I couldn't believe it -- they had a rocket ship there, and I was able to go explore space. It wasn't a very complicated adventure -- I just soared into a nebula, that was pretty, all purple and gold. I felt much happier afterwards. It's amazing what a little fun can do.
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When I returned home, Dad was attempting to kiss Mom under some fake mistletoe. Luckily, she let him.
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And later they were canoodling on the couch, so maybe things are getting back to normal.
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Dad seems to have decided that rather than getting a divorce, he'll take up DJ mixing instead. Whatever.
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I decided to give one of my designer creations to Bridget (the blue one, not the polka-dot monstrosity), and we're best friends now.
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Now the only thing I have to worry about is getting into college. And figuring out a major. But at least Mom and Dad aren't getting a divorce. Bye, Bonnie Colvin.