We return to the TookAlot household where they have...a stalker.Lilith: Stalker? Psh, I'm practically family!
Pippin: Umm, you've just been standing there creepily watching for like two hours.
Lilith: Creepily watching? Look who's talking.
Gimli: HAH! Good one, lass!
Lilith: But yeah, they probably want me to come inside.
Lilith: Aww, what a cute baby!
Yuki: From his indiscretion with the less abrasive gal.
Lilith: But not as cute as
our little one, right, Orvin?
Orvin: Wait, what now?
Lilith: The little redheaded heir? Has your good looks and my red hair?
Orvin: No! That's my brother's son with Yuki.
Yuki: Yet neither of us are redheads. Her point seems valid. According to The Redhead Rules, a blonde and blue-haired Sim could not possibly have a ginger child.
Orvin: No, that's not a thing...oh my Watcher! Don't even
suggest that to Miki!!
Lilith & Yuki: (High five)
Yuki: Whew, you were right, Lily, that was hilarious!
Lilith: Lily?
Lily?!?!?! Are we best friends now?
Pippin: No, Yuki! It's a trap!
But the little redhead who was not, in fact, the illegitimate spawn of Orvin and Lilith...enjoyed quality time with his cousins.Orpheus: No! No wan be rown peebul!!
Orpheus: By sef on Wabby Tabby! Dis beddur!
Pippin: Aww, he's so adorably anti-social!
Legolas: He's living your dream, isn't he?
Pippin: Hmmm, the Pippin Big Dream where your Sim has to have a family, complete the teaching career, and completely avoid interacting with people.
Gimli: Those...don't seem to go together.
Pippin: Yeah, I'm a paradox.
Gimli: ...look like only one doc to me...
Legolas: And you left out the part about marrying a redhead.
Pippin: Oh right, I think that's listed in The Redhead Rules!
Legolas: And meantime, some upkeep and maintenance is done to make sure the rocket is still running properly.
Legolas: Yep, totally just maintenance and no ulterior activities going on here.
And in another part of the yard...Orvin: So we should really make sure Mom has that fourth grandchild.
Miki: Pretty sure I'm already pregnant from the first time we did this.
Orvin: Oh, you don't want to...
Miki: Of course I do, you big lunk! I'm messing with you!
Orvin: Woot!!
But more PG activities were occurring inside the house.Halvin: Excellent, Meghan! Now after you dump the excess in the trash, use soap and mildly hot water and scrub the pan clean.
Meghan: No, tink I banga pan on da tash can!! (bang bang bang)
Halvin: OK, or that.
Legolas: Babysitting at it's finest.
Halvin: Well, she's baby-ish, I'm sitting...I feel like we nailed it.
And others were also helpful in watching Orvin's illegitimate child crew.Orvin: Could we
not call them that?
Crelvin: OK, now you sing it!
Meghan: (singing) Dey tall id bench a nuffin'!
Crelvin: Excellent!
Pippin: I mean, yeah, that was pretty cute.
Legolas: And speaking of pretty cute...
Legolas: Oh my...Us!! She's in the bathroom!! Why are we taking a screenshot in here?!?!?
Yuki: Thank you, Legolas, for being the only Watcher in history with a sense of boundaries.
Pippin: I have a sense of boundaries!
Yuki: How many pictures of female Sims in bathrooms have you taken?
Pippin: ...I said I have a sense of boundaries, not that I respect them. Those are two different things.
And meantime, some support Sim work was happening outside.Pippin: Wait, are you cleaning up messes in our "stupid dynasty family" house?
Miki: Yes, I'm...sorry...about how rude I've been.
Pippin: Umm, OK, thanks. What brought about this change of heart?
Miki: Well, I got a random invite to the magical school, delivered by an owl, so it seemed legit, and there was this blonde gal...
Miki: she kind of seems fond of you and let me know that if I didn't change my attitude...
Miki: that I'd be getting a lot more visits, and that they'd be less friendly.
Miki: So yeah, I'm...turning over a new leaf.
Pippin: Blonde spellcaster?
Super pretty blonde spellcaster?
Miki: Uh, yeah?
Pippin: Did she...speak of me?
Miki: She threatened me not to sass you anymore, so yeah.
Pippin: She spoke of me! (sighs contentedly)
Miki: Oh brother. This being nice to you thing is gonna be really hard.
Meantime, back in the dynasty house...Gimli: ...and so, I guess ye have to eat this nasty Elf food.
Yuki: Strawberries are just a fruit, Gimli.
Gimli: Ech! That's the sort of fare ye eat as a last resort after everything else has already been eaten and ye're on the brink of starvation!
Legolas: And the "brink of starvation" starts for him about an hour after his last full meal.
Gimli: True, but not everyone can hold out as long as I can.
Pippin: But in seemingly no time, more food becomes significant as Orvin's love child with Lilith...
Orvin: Stop saying that!
Pippin: is ready for some cake!
Orpheus: Yes! And no one's around!
Pippin: Both of your parents are literally right in front of you at their computers right now building skills and your Uncle Orvin is three feet away from you.
Orpheus: I feel like that still counts as alone.
Pippin: That's...literally not how alone works...
Chaza: Money! Money for the trees! Money makes the world go 'round! Money money money may be funny in a rich man's world!
Don: If we give her political donations, maybe she'll let us leave?
The Ladies: Done!
And so, Chaza finally joined Valdrin in having collected the eleventy billion Simoleans required for that promotion from level 9 to level 10.Legolas: Too bad they only work at most one out of every three days.
Pippin: This is for sure cute. Not certain it quite counts as romantic, but cute for sure.
Crelvin: Well,
she's definitely cute.
Morgan: And he has good taste...and an extremely weird family!
But Morgan wasn't the only one that young Crelvin was having musical interactions with.Orvin: Thanks for the mentoring, bro! I feel like I'm almost getting something that sounds like music out of it now!
Crelvin: Very vaguely music adjacent, but OK. I'm just going to take some aspirin now. Keep practicing making that vaguely music-like noise.
Orvin: You got it!
Gimli: And as Crelvin tries to teach Orvin to make foppish Elf noise instead of being a warrior...
Legolas: the blue brigade came to the rescue when the oven caught fire.
Pippin: Who needs to be severely punished for irresponsibly using the oven and jeopardizing the lives of our family??!?!?
Morgan: That would be me.
Pippin: Oh. It's fine then. Let's just be more careful next time, OK?
Yuki: The Redhead Rules are a real thing!
And redheads do get a lot of attention in this household.Kelley: Pay wid us?
Orpheus: No, really, I don't want to play right now. Please stop following me. Please?
Meghan: Wanna pay!!
Orpheus: (sigh)
Pippin: And strangely, our anti-social heir was not exactly the best at smooth talking.
Orpheus: Hey there! Hey.
Gina: Yeah...I think my...Mom's calling me...or something. I gotta go.
Orpheus: Wow, Sarah Goth, you look like your dad in drag!
Sarah: Really? That's what you're going with?
Orpheus: I...should have just said you resemble him, huh?
Sarah: That would have been more pleasant, yeah.
Lilith: Pleasant? Did someone call?!?!?!
Legolas: But young Orpheus was not going to remain an only child much longer.
Legolas: As we welcome Ophelia to the family!
Legolas: And she's a standard flesh tone Sim with blonde hair. Sorry, Pippin, you must be devastated...
Pippin: Flesh tone blondie? Maybe she'll grow up to look like Mari!!!
Legolas: Never mind, he's fine.
And with the eighth heir in place, the first half of the dynasty is on track. Theoretically, at least. Until Pippin, inevitably, messes something up.Pippin: Thanks, narrator, for that overwhelming vote of confidence.
And with this new addition, Chaza finishes her aspiration and she and Valdrin are a single promotion away from being the first TookAlots to complete their Big Dreams!Chaza: Big dreams are big deals!
Pippin: Indeed they are, Chaza!
*Special thanks to GlazeyLady for granting permission for me to do the Mari guest appearance and for uploading her so I didn't just have to do a from-the-back shot of a caster with her hair to suggest she was there*