We rejoin the TookAlot...Chaza: Certainly took more than a little.
(sigh) household where our oldest child has become...well...a child.Pippin: That one fell apart on you a bit.
Chaza just throws me off.Chaza: Throws you off of what? The roof?!?!?
Orvin: Well, Dad, I'm a child now, so we should probably have the talk about girls, and I...
Valdrin: You want your old dad to find you a wife? I'm honored, son! Why, if I'd had a father, I'm sure he'd have done that same thing for me as we TookAlots are grounded in wholesome family values and a return to the things that made Simanity great.
Orvin: Still a child, Dad. I can't vote yet.
Valdrin: Hmmm, gotta knock out more requirements for you so you can become voting age. You go do skilling, I'll find you that wife!
Orvin: Not what I meant! Dad! Dad? (sigh)
Valdrin: Bella, my best friend! Let's cloudgaze for a moment and chat, parent to parent.
Bella: Oh, I kind of have a...
Valdrin: Great! Cloudgazing time!
Valdrin: ...and so, yeah, since Orvin will also be a teen soon, I really think we should arrange some quality time for these crazy kids!
Bella: So I have to...
Valdrin: Oh, is that...really muscly guy with you?
Bella: I have a date...I mean...a gym date...with exercise...and not behind Mortimer's back or anything...
Pippin: Yeah, that seemed legit.
Bella: Well, if you decided to blab to Mortimer about this, you might lose my vote.
Legolas: And my bow!
Gimli: And my axe!
Pippin: (facepalm) Not. In. This. Story!
Orvin: Woot! Time to hit the bars!
Pippin: WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Pippin: Oh. That sounded questionable.
Orvin: How do you mean, Pippin?
Pippin: I'll...explain it when you're all grown up...in like two days or so...
Halvin: Am boo like mama!
Chaza: If you like mama, don't boo!
Halvin: No, not boo: boo!
Chaza: Boo boo?
Halvin: No, boo!
Crelvin: Boo who?
Chaza: Oh, excuse me, Halfling. Your brother's crying.
Pippin: His name's Halvin. And yeah, that's parenting. Or at least parenting adjacent.
Valdrin: Hey! You're still a teen and have blue hair and my son's about to become a teen and needs a wife!
Yuki: You're really pushing this new best friend status pretty far.
Valdrin: Oh, I was just making conversation. Darned kids these days and their need to find spouses with unique features or hair colors or connections to influential families!
Yuki: ...is it to late to politely decline the best friendship offer?
Valdrin: Absolutely too late!
Chaza: They grow up so fast!
Pippin: No! It's a glitch! Stop being tall, Crelvin!
Crevlin: Am mommy's big boy!
Chaza: Yeah you are!
Pippin: Ugh, why are they all like this?
Gimli: Easy, lad, they're not
all like this.
Legolas: No, I really think they are. Pippin's right.
Pippin: Thanks for the support, Legolas, but you're really not in this story.
Valdrin: You have to be really talented to paint a dance.
Pippin: A dance?
Halvin: Can can!!
Pippin: (facepalm) And in completing his...athletic child...aspiration...
Legolas: Rambunctious scamp?
Pippin: That's the one! We went to a park. And no, you're still not in this story, Legolas.
Orvin: So, looks like we're finally the same age.
Miki: I age up to teen in about an hour.
Orvin: Well, let's make the most of the time we have.
Orvin: Woo!! Yeah!! Playing on the space ship thing!
Miki: I thought we were going to talk and get to know each other?
Orvin: Oh. Yeah. That would have been smart.
Orvin: ...and so we were the same age for a little bit, but then all the sudden BAM she was a teen!
Chaza: Still haven't spilled the food!
Pippin: Wait, you've seriously just been sitting here all day balancing that bowl of fruit salad?
Chaza: And didn't spill
any!
Valdrin: So proud of you, honey!
Pippin: (facepalm) Maybe you could go inside now and help him with his homework to get that last hour of it you need?
Chaza: Halfling, balance this fruit salad for me.
*CRASH*
Halvin: Oops.
Chaza: Those are ones. Ones are numbers. This must be math!
Orvin: That's the letter "I," Mom. This is my history textbook.
Chaza: Eye. Part of the body. Science!
Orvin: (sigh) Yes, Mom. Thanks. That's very helpful.
Valdrin: I'm so proud of him. Takes after his old man.
And his old man had some party requirements to get through, and hence, a bonfire party was organized.Valdrin: Ok, and let's just light the...
Valdrin: AHH!! FIRE!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
Pippin: Umm, you just ignited a bonfire. Did you not expect fire?
Valdrin: In my defense, Pippin, I didn't exist until literally about a week ago. I've never even seen fire before.
Pippin: That's fair. And moving past the bonfire party...
Valdrin: Wait, you're not even showing pictures from my gold medal party?
Pippin: You roasted hot dogs and chatted. It was boring. No one even caught on fire.
Valdrin: That's fair.
Pippin: it became time for another party. A birthday party!
Pippin: Aww, little Halvin is all...filthy?
Pippin: You didn't even bathe him before his party?!?!?
Valdrin: You had me schedule the party before he'd actually finished hitting top notch toddler, so we had to rush him to the candles to make sure he aged up properly before the party ended, remember?
Pippin: Oh. Yeah. That sounds like me.
And after candles were extinguished by a combination of blowing and toddler spit..Halvin: Woot! It's time to prove I'm the smartest Sim in this household!
Pippin: I think you're setting the bar pretty low.
Halvin: As our Watcher, you're part of this household, and therefore, you're part of that low bar you just identified.
Legolas: Ooo, this must be another bonfire party because that was a burn!
Gimli: Aye, lad has a point.
Pippin: Not! In! This! STORY!!!
Halvin: Well, at least two out of my three Watchers aren't always grumpy.
Pippin: They're not your Watchers!!!
And after a quick makeover, our young gentleman was looking quite sharp.Halvin: Yes, because "sharp" can be used as a metaphorical construct indicating intellect such as in its application in the phrase "sharp wit."
But the sharp-witted young lad was not the only one prompting a party...Yuki: Wait, he hinted about you marrying his son too?
Cassandra: Yeah, he was actually pestering my mom about it.
Morgan: But, this is a Pippin dynasty and I'm a redhead, so I'm the only real choice.
Yuki: ...that's fair.
Cassandra: Yeah.
Pippin: That's right, Orvin's about to become a teen heartthrob!
Chaza: Hey! He broke the fire I built!
Valdrin: Don't worry, sweetie, you can build fire for all three boys again soon.
Chaza: Burning!!!
Pippin: Well, that's scary.
Pippin: Nope! That age-up look is way scarier!
Orvin: (sigh) Excuse me.
Orvin: Now this is way better!
Valdrin: ...because a vote for me is a vote for a better world!
Baghead Lady: Ummm, shouldn't we be focused on your aged-up son?
Valdrin: Exactly, Valdrin Took is not only an ambitious politician with a mind towards positive change, but also a family man, and it's that devotion to his family that makes him a down to earth and humble individual just like you...
And with that, we have our first teen, and lucky Halvin has three Watchers to help him work towards his teen years...Pippin: Gimli and Legolas are not Watchers! They're not even in this story!
and poor Crelvin is left as our only toddler. All in all, things are going well for the TookAlots and their Watchers!Pippin: They're not Watchers!