Flowers of the Apocalypse 2.5: There’s A Ghost In My HouseNina: I would just like to point out that I’m a really good Founder’s spouse.
Watcher: What?
Nina: I know I’m lazy and hot-headed but look – I’m weeding autonomously.
Watcher: And that’s a hard thing to spell.
Nina: What? Don’t confuse me!
Watcher: I’m sorry.
Nina: You should be! I’ve given my Hairy Man (I can’t remember his real name, now…) 4 wonderful children.
Watcher: You have. They’re doing great.
Nina: But you said you didn’t like their face shape!
Watcher: Ah – you weren’t supposed to see that. Anyway, the family are doing great. You made the garden produce safe to eat and they’d have starved without that.
Nina: Just you remember that. I’m excellent Dynasty spouse material, despite what the latest founder of
@PeregrineTook thinks.
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Arrow : I’m so close to maxing my fitness. Watcher?
Watcher: Hm?
Arrow: How can you tell if I’ve reached my full body potential?
Watcher: I can’t sweetie, I can’t help you get your aspiration but you must be there, surely!
Arrow: I reckon so. And don’t call me Shirley
Watcher: Oh yes, very funny! Anyway, thanks for helping with baby Cherry.
Arrow: It was a close-run thing. I can’t tell you how glad I was when Angelica ran in from work. The poor mite was starving.
Watcher: Yeah – it was close.
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Agatha: Look people, I know we’re standing out here in the thunderstorm but they’re not letting us in their house this week. You guys know we shouldn’t have been there those other times but it was fun to just keep going in, one after the other. Let’s just stay here all night and freak them out. What? You don’t like storms? Wimps!
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Watcher: Yes! Another promotion.
Alvaro: Ye-es….Um..Can I go inside?
Watcher: What’s the matter?
Alvaro: It’s the storm – I really don’t like it.
Watcher: But you’ve just become a Courageous Captain!
Alvaro: The storm…
Watcher: Oh OK!
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Nina: It’s time. I’d like to thank my mother Katrina and my sister Dina; my four wonderful children and my two grandchildren. I’d like to thank…
Watcher: Oh Nina – there’s no-one here to see you – they’re all in bed.
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Nina: What? Oh – you’re here though. You are here, aren’t you Watcher?
Watcher: Yes Nina. I’m sorry I couldn’t help you these last couple of weeks but you were great. You only smashed the dolls house once!
Nina: Angelica smashes it all the time – even when she’s happy.
Watcher (sigh): I know.
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Watcher: Well done, Angelica
Angelica: Doesn’t this suit just yell “Look at me!”
Watcher: It sure does, doesn’t it Alvaro?
Alvaro: What? So tired…WOW Angie – you look amazing!
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Angelica: Thanks Soldier Boy. You’re looking pretty good yourself.
Alvaro: I feel a bit of a fraud though. I hate telling people what to do.
Angelica: Get some tips from Watcher – she loves it!
Watcher: Hey! I’m right here, you know!
Alvaro (Whisper)
Angelica (Whisper)
Watcher: Hey – what are you 2 hatching? Oh – you’re off to bed? Oh – checks calendar, yes that works for me! So – you’re over your mother’s death already? Oh, they’ve gone…
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Nina: And here I am again – just saying – cleaning up – even as a ghost… I wonder if Hairy Man is around here somewhere…
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Angelica: Oh, little Cherry. We’ve been so worried about you but here you are! Dark eyes and dark hair, just like your big sister. I wonder how you’ll grow up.
Cherry:
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Alvaro: So – if you don’t mind – terribly. I’d be very grateful if you’d Clear This Place Up!
Avon: There’s no need to shout! I was doing it anyway!
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Flint: Hellooo? Anyone there?
Watcher: Just me at the moment.
Flint: I was hoping my Calendar Girl might be here. I heard she’s passed too.
Watcher: Yes but you both seem to come on different nights!
Flint: Shame. The others don’t talk to me.
Watcher: No – they need an Author to explain the mythology.
Flint: Who are you calling a myth?
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Angelica: Ah – sweet Daisy. I’d have called you after Mum (because I do care) but Watcher has this flower thing going on.
Daisy: Gurgle
Angelica: You’ll have to go to Daycare tomorrow because she got it wrong again but I think you’ll be OK.
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Cherry: HM! Not Happy. Oo Pretty! What’s That?
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Avon: Look sis. He’s doing it again!
Angelica: Doing what?
Avon: Bossing me about – giving me orders.
Angelica: He’s got to practise.
Avon: I notice he doesn’t order you about.
Angelica: Well – there are some perks to being the heir…
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Avon: It’s just not fair, is all I’m saying.
Angelica: What did he order you to do?
Avon: To “Clean up this place” and he ordered Arrow to “Run a Lap”
Angelica: Let me get this straight…you are cross that he ordered you to do something that you like doing and he also ordered Arrow to do something that he likes doing?
Avon: I know. I know. But it doesn’t feel great being told what to do.
Watcher (whistles innocently)
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Arrow: Still no cake – never had it. Probably never will!
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Alvaro: Are you sure it’s OK me giving your brothers orders?
Angelica: You were magnificent!
Alvaro: But I don’t want to make them unhappy.
Angelica: You make me very happy, Soldier Boy.
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Cherry: What Doin?
Arrow: Just a bit of gardening, Little One.
Cherry: Why?
Arrow: To help the plants grow.
Cherry: Why?
Arrow: Um – go ask your mother.
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Progress (Year 1, Week 14 - Autumn)
Generation 1Flint Aconite: Founder; Deceased; Neat, Active, Self-Assured; Big Happy Family; Culinary-Chef Completed week 3
Nina Aconite: Gen 1 Spouse; Deceased; Hot-Headed, Lazy, Romantic; Chief of Mischief; Gardener-Botanist Completed week 9
Generation 2
Angelica Aconite: YA; (Silly) Loves Outdoors, Lazy, Hot-Headed; Joke Star; Civic Planner 9/10
Alvaro Bheeda: Spouse; Adult; Slob, Active, Dog-Lover; Nerd Brain; Military Officer 7/10
Arrow Aconite: Adult; (Silly) Self-Assured, Active, Bookworm; Bodybuilder; Athlete Bodybuilder 8/10
Avon Aconite: YA; (Independent) Self-Assured, Neat, Active; Beach Life; Business 5/10
Cam Aconite: Teen; (Angelic) Self-Assured, Child of the Ocean: Master Chef
Generation 3
Buttercup Aconite: Child; (Fussy) Kleptomaniac
Swipe Haul: 2 romance books; 1 non-fiction book; 1 miniature doll and 1 pile of dirty plates
Cherry Aconite: Toddler; Inquisitive
Daisy Aconite: Nooboo
L-to-R Cam, Angelica holding Cherry, Arrow, Alvaro holding Daisy, Avon & Buttercup
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NotesOur 7th born-in-house Flower is Daisy – another wildflower that grows freely in UK lawns. Making daisy chains is a rite-of-passage for children. At least it should be imho, along with making that screechy noise by using a thick blade of grass as a reed between your thumbs.
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Daisy and Cherry did both go to Daycare as Angelica’s latest promotion switched her days again. Nooboo Daisy was fine – disappearing from the house as expected and coming back not starving. Toddler Cherry, on the other hand, faded but remained visible, wandering round the house by herself and her needs all tanked. Fortunately Arrow’s working day finishes at 2pm and he helped her. Nannies are not allowed until Babysitter (itself locked until Education) so they are a long way from being cleared.
Title:– There’s A Ghost In My House – 1974 hit from R. Dean Taylor