Flowers of the Apocalypse 1.1: Hey! Baby!
Sara Scott: Hi there! Welcome to the neighbourhood!
Flint: Thank you very much. Ooh, is that fruitcake?
Sara: Yes – a family recipe. Do you want some?
Flint: Do you mind if I save it for later? I’m not hungry right now but I understand it keeps?
Sara: Longer than you might want it to!
Flint: You’d be surprised. So you and Simon live next door?
Sara: Yes. We’re the pub owners although the pub’s disappeared and there are a lot of other people running around saying they are the pub owners too. It’s a bit confusing but at least we’ve got a roof over our heads, albeit a bunker roof.
Flint: Just like mine! I’m in the Culinary career, by the way.
Sara: Oh, well if we ever open our pub again, maybe you could be a Mixologist for us?
Flint: Maybe…
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Flint: I must stay calm! Even though I’ve got to stay in with no visitors from dusk till dawn (Detective), I must stay calm! Even though I hate the lack of décor (Business Manager), I must stay calm! I will stay calm.
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Agatha: Thanks for inviting me in to play chess although it’s nearly 7pm.
Flint: I know. Curfew time. I try to be with other people all day so I don’t mind it too much at night on my own. Besides, I’m out working half the night four times a week. It’s not so bad…
Agatha: Maybe you should find that special someone? You know – someone to share your life with?
Flint: It’s not that easy. Besides I’ve got some time…
Agatha: Tick Tock!
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Flint: Maybe….maybe…. Argh! What am I doing? Daydreaming about flirting with Agatha! I suspect the old girl would be a great housemate but she’s not going to help bring in the next generation. I need to meet more people!
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Maira: Hello!
Faith: Hi Maira.
Flint: So I was wondering…
Maira: Watcha doin?
Flint: Just being friendly.
Maira: You know that Agnes doesn’t allow any flirting? (Diamond Agent)
Faith: It’s OK, Maira. Flint is just being friendly, like he said. Go on, Flint. You were saying?
Flint: Oh, maybe later.
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Victor: Do you like my hat?
Flint: I don’t understand. Have you just graduated?
Victor: No. No. I just like wearing the hat.
Lily: Isn’t he silly. Come on, dear. I’ve got some really juicy gossip about Sofia.
Victor: No! Pregnant again?
Flint: Anyway, Ximena, you were saying that you’re a mayor too?
Ximena: That’s right. You can tell by the veiled fascinator.
Flint: There’s quite a few of you.
Ximena: It’s a new job-share program. I think it’s down to the new restrictions…
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Watcher: What are you doing?
Flint: Just watering this wild plant.
Watcher: Just a minute…(checking notes)…OK. You can do that. Just don’t pick anything.
Flint: There’s nothing to pick. Speaking of which, you know you want me to find a mate?
Watcher: I know! I know! Faith and Jane are both Erratic, Briana is a Kleptomaniac, Genesis is a Mean Party-Animal. What about Whitney?
Flint: She’s a Romantic Childish Insider. It’s not ideal. Ximena is Ambitious, Creative and Outgoing. Those are great traits.
Watcher: She’s OK. She would do…
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Flint: Hi again, Sara.
Sara: Oh – hi, Flint. Ms Landgraab!
Nancy: Ah – yes. The new man, Flint, is it?
Flint: That’s right, ma’am.
Nancy: You don’t look like your ID photo.
Flint: No ma’am. I have no water to shave with. This beard appeared overnight!
Nancy: Hm. You haven’t found a housemate yet. You do know that those dwellings are in short supply. If you can’t find anyone to share with you, we’ll have to move a randomer in? (Private Attorney)
Flint: What, anyone?
Nancy: We need the world repopulated and you need to play your part. You’ve got a max of 2 weeks.
Flint: OK, OK. I get to it.
Nancy: I’ll be watching!
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Watcher: Oh – look – one of the delivery girls is cute…
Flint: Hello, Mara, I see you are a Neat, Vegetarian Green Fiend.
Mara: Yes. And you’re so Incredibly Friendly that we’re already good friends. Yes, I will tell you my Romantic and WooHoo interests.
Flint: So…you’re not interested in anyone…romantically or for WooHoo.
Mara: Nope!
Agnes: What are you talking about, hairy man? That sounds like flirty talk to me. You know that’s not allowed except between contracted couples!
Flint: But I need to find out if we can have children together!
Agnes: Dirty talk! Dirty talk!
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Watcher: Look! Another delivery girl and wow, she’s gorgeous!
Flint: Hello, my name is Flint.
Cleo: Hello, my new good friend!
Flint: So how do you feel about WooHoo?
Cleo: Oh yes! With anyone!
Flint: Great – so we could have children together?
Cleo: Oh no. I’d need to be interested in you romantically and I’m not bothered about romance with anyone.
Flint: What? Is it the beard? I’m so confused!
Agnes: Dirty talk! Dirty talk!
Flint: Argh! I give up!
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Flint: Hey! Wait up! Can’t I introduce myself?
Jeanette: Gotta go!
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Flint: Ah well, I’ve still got one more week! Ah – it’s Saturday pm, the phones have opened up (Computer Engineer). Hey boss! Can I negotiate a bonus? Great – level 6 and I choose Chef!
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Progress
Generation 1
Flint Acoma: Founder; Neat, Active, Self-Assured; Culinary-Chef 6/10
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Notes
I have unchecked the box to stop my game showing Wants/Fears but still they appear. I try to ignore them but the one about flirting with Agatha was too funny to pass over.
I’m finding the romantic/woohoo interests very annoying! Is it true to life? Who knows! Although romantic interactions are not allowed before moving in someone to be a spouse (Diamond Agent), I am allowing their interests to be discovered. Agnes doesn't agree with my judgement unfortunately. Cleo was gorgeous but having done a bit of research, you can’t Try For a Baby unless the couple are romantically interested in each other which definitely isn’t true to life! I have nearly saddled poor Flint with 2 useless housemates – Mara & Cleo (only spouses bringing in next gen can clear careers). I don’t think it would have been a fail but I couldn’t have moved them out (Military Officer). I don’t think I can disable the interests without a mod…
I have no idea why there are so many mayors, shop owners, delivery people, etc. I have tried starting a different game without knocking down the pub in case that was the problem but they were all still there so I resumed the original. They keep generating too! I’m going to have a Simverse full of HoB characters!
Although Flint's house is Off-Grid and phones won't work there, if he goes into the village centre (not travelling) he can get a signal there to find a job and negotiate bonuses. The phone restrictions (Computer Engineer) are lifted between noon and 6pm on Saturdays.
Title: Hey! Baby! 1962 hit from Bruce Channel, chosen for the line “I want to know if you'll be my girl"