7. Transitions
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Bob Pancakes was the first to move out. He was still good friends with Eliza and good friends with Mortimer, but he just didn't feel like being around them. He took the money he'd inherited from his great-uncle's cousin, along with one-sixth of the household income. He decided to move to Oasis Springs, where the dry weather meant that he could set up his robot station outside. At the moment, though, he didn't have enough money for a robot station, but that was next on his list after a kitchen.
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Bob didn't know whether he would like fishing, but it was a good way to wind down after a day of marching and drilling. While he was fishing, he got a phone call from Mortimer. "Last night I dreamed that you and I were talking, and you turned into a banana. Can you explain that?" Mortimer asked.
"Easy," said Bob. "When I'm in uniform, I look like the dictator of a banana republic."
"Yeah," said Mortimer. "That makes sense."
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When he returned from fishing, he found that Johnny Zest had come to welcome him to the neighborhood. At that moment, he got a call from Geoffrey. "I spotted a ring in Nancy's bag, and I think she's going to propose. Should I say yes?"
Bob sighed. The right answer was to tell Geoffrey to make his own decisions. But was that the best answer? The two of them were going through a rough patch, and there was no telling what they'd do if left to their own devices. "You two crazy kids were meant for each other," he said. "Go for it."
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Bob said good-bye to Johnny and went over to the gym before he could find out whether he loved or hated fruitcake. He did tell Johnny that he would have to meet his friend Bella Bachelor. "She's a great kid, but she always has crushes on the most unsuitable people," he told Johnny. "But maybe the two of you would hit it off." At the gym he became good friends with Becca the gym trainer. She reminded him a little of Eliza, whom he was not going to think about.
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Meanwhile Bella had done so badly during her first term of college that she was on academic probation. She decided to do her community service in the medical field rather than the military. Her first patient was Rohan Elderberry, who was still in high school.
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Her second patient was Miss Agatha Crumplebottom. "Ooh, you're much too pretty not to have a boyfriend," Miss Agatha gushed. "Come see me in Henford-on-Bagley, and I'll fix you up." Giving people their medicine was not a bad way to make a living, but Bella had already decided that she liked wellness and wanted to become a yoga and meditation instructor. Healing people was good, but teaching them how to take care of themselves so they didn't need healing was better.
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"Everything seems to be in the right place," she told Dominic Fyres, "but you should know that having an x-ray does terrible things to your chakras."
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That night a vampire visited the household. He didn't take plasma from anyone, but Geoffrey talked to him for a while.
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"I mean, death can happen anytime," he told Bella the next morning. "You can be walking along, and the next thing you know, there's the Grim Reaper. Carpe diem, that's what I say."
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And when Nancy showed up a few minutes later, Geoffrey seized the day, or rather, Nancy.
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The two of them decided to get married right away. "But there's something you should know," said Nancy. "I got this letter from my mother..."
Sweetie,
So proud of you, graduating early and getting all of those lovely scholarships! I do have a teensy bit of bad news, though. Your father made some foolish choices in the stock market, and we took some heavy losses. We've had to sell the house we bought for you, also all your stock, also our own house. Right now, we're "roughing it" in our vacation cabin on Sulani. A word of advice -- when you buy a second home, make sure you really like it because you might have to live there full time. Without servants. Hugs and kisses, Mumsy
"So we're not going to be moving into Afluista Mansion," she said. "And we're going to need more of an income than scholarships."
"That's okay," said Geoffrey. "I like being a soldier and the pay is good."
"And I don't really need a degree to become a home designer," said Nancy. "It'll be fun, building our own house from the start."
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At La Coppia Serena, Mortimer sat down first. He hadn't had time to take a shower, so Eliza sat down on the other side of the room. She felt a bit awkward when Bob sat next to her instead of Bella, though.
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And then the ceremony began. Geoffrey was the first down the aisle.
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Nancy was radiant. She hadn't been able to get a designer dress, but everyone agreed she'd looked like a million simoleons.
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Nancy and Geoffrey exchanged their vows.
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Their friends applauded.
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And the two of them danced to the strains of "At Last."
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Their new house in Copperdale was very small, on a very small lot. Geoffrey just hoped that Nancy would be happy there.
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Even after attending the wedding, there was still enough time for Mortimer to make a quick trip to Selvadorada. He had decided to leave college for a while. He would get his military service out of the way and then support himself with archaeological digs and maybe some freelance writing.
"Want to come to Selvadorada with me?" he asked Eliza. "You can read and relax while I go exploring during the day, and we'll have fun together at night."
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Exploring, Mortimer discovered, was much harder work than one might think.
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When he wasn't swinging a machete, carving through vines made of steel, he was digging with a trowel. And it was hot.
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But the ruined temple was spectacular. And the treasure, a gold plate worth 8000 simoleons to a private collector in San Myshuno, was nice, too. Mortimer couldn't wait to get promoted and out of the army.
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Meanwhile, Eliza was resolving never to return to Selvadorada.