The Snozzberries (Not So Berry Legacy) 8.6: Doughnut Hole Me BackGus: Happy Birthday, son!
George: Thanks Dad but I was hoping for a party this time?
Gus: I’m sorry son but we’ve just got a lot on at the moment.
Tim: OK, so you want to learn to program computers? I can teach you how.
George: Thanks, Uncle Tim. You’re the best!
Tim: Watcher had me max it out in my teens. It didn’t make sense at the time but now I know why!
George: Hey, Grandad! I’m organising a party.
Dexter: Ah. A birthday party?
George: You’d think so, as it’s our birthday but no. Candles blown out, spun round, become Cheerful, all done and dusted. This is just a regular party at our house.
Dexter: Oh! A house party! Excellent.
Gus: I wasn’t sure about having this party but I’m really enjoying getting to tell my jokes.
George: That’s right Dad. Knock ‘em dead! But out here on the terrace so no-one gets too silly!
Gus: Where did you get those party shades from?
George: Just making an effort. This party is going to be wild!
Yua: Great party, thanks for inviting me.
George: I don’t know many people but you came round the other day?
Yua: Yes. I’d met your dad at work. I think he thought I was a suspect but I had red-hair and the description was black. Anyway, I was passing the other day so I popped round on the off-chance…
George: And that’s when I met you. You’re really pretty.
Yua: That’s what your brother Roald said too.
George (to self): Oh dear! Now I’ve got a major crush on Yua!
George: I invited lots of ladies for Uncle Tim to meet as a way of saying thank you for helping me max my computer skills. He tried it on with all of them! I told you my parties would be wild! The woman in red? She’s unflirty and not interested in Romance. The one in purple? She’s only interested in women.
The woman in black? She mentored me a bit in fishing as she was passing when I was having a go. She’s mean but Uncle Tim didn’t seem to mind. See – PAR TAY Uncle Tim!!! And that’s a gold house party – official!
Tim: Hi Aunt Wanda.
Wanda: How’s the spare thing going?
Tim: It sucks tbh. I spent all that time learning programming when I wasn’t really bothered about it, all so that George would max it in 5 hours. I feel really used.
Wanda: Why don’t you move out then?
Tim: I don’t know…I can still help with logic… I love my nephews but seeing my life mirrored in Roald. I’m not sure I can take it.
George: And to celebrate my gold standard first party…I’ll just hack….school grades!
Watcher: But you haven’t been to high school yet. Or even done any homework!
George: Relax, Watcher! I’ll do my homework. There’s still time.
Roald: I don’t understand, George. How come you were in the A stream and I was in the B stream? We went in with the same A grades from junior school.
George: Don’t tell Mum & Dad but I hacked my grades. I’d have hacked yours too but I got shut out before I could.
Roald: Isn’t that, like, cheating or something?
George: Sh! Mum’s got ears like a cat! I’ve just taken a bit of a short-cut.
Roald: I don’t know, George….
George: Just be cool, Roald. Hey, the principal’s calling! Why yes, I will take early graduation after only one day of high school!
Roald: Mum’s gonna be mad!
George: What she don't know, won't hurt her.
Gus: Happy Birthday, Tim
Tim: Happy Birthday, Gus
Michiko: Oh you boys are too cute!
Gus: Not boys any more, sweetness. We’re full-on adults!
Tim: And I’ve reached the top of my artists career. I’ve been offered a post with a loft apartment in the city. I’m going to take it.
Gus: Wow! That’s a bit out of the blue. I thought you were happy living with us.
Tim: I’m not sure you’ll want me living with you when you find out what I’ve done.
Michiko: What could be that bad?
Tim: You know George asked me to mentor him in programming?
Gus: Yes. I don’t understand the half of what you two were talking about.
Tim: Well I inadvertently let slip how to hack other sites. He used that to hack his school grades. That’s why he got his early graduation.
Michiko: Early graduation? Why is this the first I’m hearing about this? I’m sure he left the house with me this morning.
Tim: He went to Geekcon.
Michiko: Roald? Did you know about this?
Roald: Um….
Michiko: Wait till I see that boy!
Gus: You don’t have to leave, Tim. This is all on the boy. You gave him the tools to do something great and he used them to break the law. I’ll sort him out!
Tim: I’m still going, Gus. It’s time.
Gus: I can’t believe I’ve finally made it to be Chief! I still need to talk to George about what he’s been up to and I’m not looking forward to that and Michiko's really worked up but right now? I feel great!
Gus: George? We need to talk!
George: What about, Dad?
Gus: About you hacking your school grades and then graduating early.
George: Roald! You told!
Roald: Not me, George. I was cool, like you asked me to.
Gus: I’ll talk to you later, Roald. So you admit you hacked your grades?
George: Their security was laughable, Dad. If anything, I helped them by showing up their weaknesses
Gus: So you’ve approached them, admitted the hacking and returned to your studies?
George: As if, Dad!
Gus: This is not some kind of joke, son!
George: And I’m not some suspect in your interrogation room, Dad. I can earn real money doing side jobs. I don’t need no education.
Gus: Right, son. This is how it’s going to be. You’re grounded for the rest of this week, no going out until Prom. You can do your side jobs but there’ll be no more hacking. I’m getting Tim to install a supervisor program on your computer. You will remain on the right side of the law and you will not embarrass me!
George: Thanks for coming over after school.
Yua: Roald said you wanted to see me?
George: Yeah. I’ve been grounded for no good reason but I really wanted to see you again.
Yua: I’ve missed you at school.
George: Good! I mean, you have?
Yua: What are you doing all day? Are you going to apply to uni?
George: Nah! I’ve got all the skills I need to make a fortune! Wanna be the girlfriend of a millionaire?
Yua: (giggles) Yes, but I’ll settle for you!
George: (thinks about getting engaged)
George: I love kissing you!
Yua: That tickles!
George: I love your red hair!
Yua: Is it true that you’re a bad boy?
George: Wanna find out?
Roald: Mum and Dad are pretty….
George: Distracted? Uptight? Old-fashioned?
Roald: Hey! They’re not that bad. They’re a bit messed up over Grandma Willie dying.
George: Yeah! That’s messed us all up. I’ve been trying to jog it off but…
Roald: I like winding down with Classical. It helps a bit. Go easy on Mum and Dad. They’re just worried that you’re…
George: Independent? Having Fun? Coping Dad’s example?
Roald: What’s that supposed to mean?
George: I’ve been searching around the archives. Dad pulled all sorts of pranks when he was our age.
Roald: Never!
George: Him and Uncle Tim were Partners in Crime.
Roald: Well, I didn’t know that…
George: Side jobs are all very well but this app is going to make my fortune! What’s this? Landgraab Systems…? There seems to be a wide-open back door…let’s just disable that supervisor program….and I’m in!
Yua: When I called to ask if you’d come on a date with me after school, I wasn’t sure your parents would let you come, you being grounded.
George: Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from Yua!
Yua: (giggles) It’s so hot in here!
George: And your hot weather crocheted bucket hat is just so adorable! Will you wear my promise ring?
Yua: Aw – I thought you’d never ask!
Michiko: Where have you been?
George: Um…
Gus: You were grounded! You’ve broken the rules!
George: So what happens now? Am I double grounded or something?
Michiko: Well, Mr Smart Mouth, we were going to lift the grounding so you could go to the prom tomorrow night but that’s not going to happen.
George: But Yua’s meeting me there!
Gus: Not Going To Happen!
George: I can’t believe this. And after I’ve been practising making drinks for it.
Michiko: Well this Sweet & Spicy and Cream Soda are both lovely, dear but the answer’s still no!
Gus: Actually, these drinks are really poor!
Michiko: Not helping, Gus!
George: I can’t do anything right, can I?!?
George: Can you believe my parents?
Tim: They’re just looking out for you. The things you’ve been playing with online….they could get you into trouble.
George: Dad’s just worried I’ll embarrass him at work.
Tim: Didn’t they tell you? He’s resigned from the police force and got a career in the entertainment business. That’s where he went off to just now.
George: Oh no! Don’t tell me he’s out there telling his jokes in public! Anyway, look. This is the app I was telling you about. It’s not bringing in much money at the moment but it’s just the start.
Tim: That is cool. Have you thought about setting up a blog to promote it but also monetarise the site?
George: You and me, Uncle Tim! We make a great team. I miss you being here 24-7
Saturday morningMichiko: Come on kids! We’re off to Del Sol Valley
George: I thought I was grounded.
Michiko: Special circumstances. Your Dad got promoted into the comedian side of the entertainment business and that’s got him an invite to an open mic session at one of the clubs.
Roald: On a Saturday morning?
Michiko: It’s a start, right? Look – it’s always been your Dad’s dream to be a stand-up comedian so we’re going to support him. I expect your co-operation in this. It’s non-negotiable.
George: OK, he wasn’t bad!
Michiko: He was great. Remember, when he asks, he was GREAT!
Roald: Right mum. He was great.
George: Can we get some friends to join us and, you know, celebrate?
Michiko: No, George, it’s time to head home. Remember, you’re still grounded.
George: That’s so unfair! Alright, alright! I’m going.
Gus: Phew – I think I need to work on some of those routines but they’re getting there. I'm glad the family came to support me but I wish things were easier at home. Maybe I could use that situation as material for a sketch. They say to write about what you know. Although I’m not sure how well I know George these days.
Completed:Generation 1 – Mint – Elphie - dec
Generation 2 – Rose – Tina - dec
Generation 3 – Yellow – Zara - dec
Generation 4 – Grey – Michaela – dec
Generation 5 – Plum – Rowland – dec – completed week 25
Generation 6 – Orange – Oona Luna – Elder – completed week 31
Generation 7 – Pink – Wilhelmina (Willie) – dec – completed week 34
Generation 8 – Peach – Augustus (Gus) – Adult – completed week 40Traits: Goofball, Foodie, Lazy
Joke Star 4/4
Detective Career 10/10
Marry a co-worker: Michiko
Maxed Skills: Piano; Gourmet Cooking; Baking; Cooking; Logic; Comedy
Live in world other than the one he was raised in – Tartosa
In Progress – week 40, Year 3, SummerGeneration 9 – Green – George – teen: Geek, Cheerful
Aspiration: Computer Whiz 2/4
Skills: Mixology 6, Video Gaming 9, Programming 10
Invitations accepted: 1 (date with Yua)
Good Friends: 1 (Yamato)
Enemies: 0
Parties hosted: House Party (gold)
L-to-R: George, Michiko, Gus, Roald
NotesAnd so we complete the Gen 8 - Peach requirements. I enjoy playing the Detective career although I think solving cases becomes too easy once you've got the hang of it. Gus actually solved the required 6 cases while he was still at career level 6, polishing off 1 in 1 active work day.
I didn’t intend for George’s relationship with his parents to develop the way it has. Events just seemed to take it there. I've ended this episode before prom on the Saturday (I normally go up to midnight) but I needed a breather before working out what George wants to do about Prom!
Willie’s demise puts paid to my hopes for her to “enjoy” the Autumnal piles of leaves with Dexter. I could see if her ghost is there….Ah well. Such is life (& death) in the Sims.
Title Pun: What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Doughnut hole me back.”