The Snozzberries (Not So Berry Legacy) 7.2: Dexter's Work in Progress
Elliot: Hi Willie. What are you working on?
Willie: I’m just having a go at writing a novel.
Elliot: Just think if you get as good as that Candy Constantine! You’ll be raking it in.
Willie: We’ll see.
Elliot: Are we good?
Willie: What do you mean?
Elliot: After that little misunderstanding…we’re still friends, right?
Willie (sigh): Yes, Elliot. I’ll always be here for you.
Wanda: Look Pops, will you stop inviting Elliot over!
Rowland: I like him.
Wanda: But he’s messing with Willie’s head.
Rowland: What do you mean?
Wanda: He’s not interested in romance but as long as he’s around, Willie is just a bit fixated.
Rowland: Well, I can’t stop him coming over. I like the books he lends me. Gets the old ticker going, if you know what I mean! (nudge nudge wink wink)
Wanda: I’m calling Mum
Oona Luna: I’ve brought you a belated Christmas present.
Willie: Oo – thanks Mum. What is it?
Oona Luna: Open it up and see, silly!
Willie: Oh! A book by Candy Constantine. That’s….great Mum. Thanks. How are the twins?
Oona Luna: Into everything but Dhruv is a great Dad. Now – about this Elliot?
Willie: We’re just friends Mum.
Oona Luna: I know. So get over him and find someone else!
Willie: Mum! I’m not looking for anyone else. I don’t have time for anyone at all. With work and my writing…
Oona Luna: You’d better get your head out of your books, accountancy or your scribbles, and find yourself a mate. Otherwise this Dynasty is dead in the water!
Willie: Oh Mum!
Rowland: Dexter! Where have you been?
Dexter: I’m sorry, sir. I don’t think I can take on this mission.
Rowland: What’s the problem? You said you were available.
Dexter: My girlfriend has kicked me out. I’m going to have to find somewhere to live and there’s nothing round here. Sorry, sir. If I factor in more mileage, you’d be better off finding someone local.
Wanda: But this is perfect!
Rowland: It is?
Wanda: Dexter can move into the outhouse. It doesn’t need much to spruce it up. And then he’ll be more “available”.
Rowland: Oh – um – what do you think, Dexter?
Dexter: Hadn’t you better check with Miss Willie?
Willie: What? He’s moving in? But I haven’t even met him yet!
Wanda: He’s nice. Strong lines and a good sense of peace…
Willie: I don’t know, Wanda. I like it just being us – no strangers.
Wanda: It won’t hurt to talk to him.
Dexter: Miss?
Willie: Oh – er – hello?
Dexter: I wondered if you’ve got time to discuss what you want, Miss?
Willie: Oh – er – let me just shut this down. You’re not wearing your overalls?
Dexter: Was just doing a spot of meditating, Miss.
Willie: Oh – er – that’s good.
Willie: Right – what I want you for…
Dexter: Yes, Miss?
Willie: hmm... strong lines and a sense of peace.
Dexter: That sounds…encouraging, Miss. Somewhere to meditate?
Willie: That would be…perfect!
Dexter: What about what’s already there, Miss?
Willie: Clear away the rubbish! Only keep what you can work with.
Dexter (taking notes): Clear away the rubbish…keep what I can work with…
Elliot: Who are you?
Dexter: The Help – The Gardener, sir.
Elliot: Why on earth are you sitting down to eat with us then?
Rowland: Now, Elliot! Dexter lives here. It makes sense to all eat together.
Elliot: Well, here’s a pile of dirty dishes. Make yourself useful and add it to your list of things to do!
Dexter: Right sir! Clear away the dishes. Clear away the rubbish. Only keep what I can work with…
Elliot: What? What are you muttering about?
Dexter: My tasks, sir!
Elliot: You’ve got a right one here, Willie! Better keep you door locked at night.
Willie: What? Oh, maybe...
Willie: Sorry about Elliot, Dexter.
Dexter: That’s OK, Miss. I’m used to it.
Willie: I thought you’d be working on your sketches for the garden.
Dexter: I’m not so good at sketching so I was practising.
Willie: You’re right. That’s…hilarious! So what are you good at?
Dexter: Working with my hands, Miss. Turning over dry soil and bringing it back to life. When I see something blossom that’s been shut away, opening up after I’ve watered it? Well – that’s…
Willie: Perfect!
Willie: Phew – it’s too hot in here to wear my outdoor coat.
Dexter: Yes, Miss.
Willie: Tell me more about bringing my garden back to life.
Dexter: Miss!
Willie: I’m sorry, Dexter. I shouldn’t have…
Dexter: Oh Miss!
Willie: Oh Dexter! Bring me back to life!
Dexter: Yes Miss!
Dexter: Um…Sir?
Rowland: How’s the gardening going? Made yourself at home yet?
Dexter: Well…um…
Rowland: And my granddaughter? Happy is she?
Dexter: I think so, sir.
Rowland: Good man! Good man!
Willie: Dexter?
Dexter: Yes, Miss?
Willie: I’m pregnant!
Dexter: Miss?
Willie: Exactly!
Dexter: That won’t stay a secret for long, Miss.
Willie: No, it won’t. So, Dexter, will you make an honest woman of me?
Dexter: Yes M'Lady!
And so we leave our lady and her gardener to seal the knot in front of their home and wonder if any elements of their story will appear in Candy Constantine’s bodice rippers.
Completed:Generation 1 – Mint – Elphie Snozzberry - dec
Generation 2 – Rose – Tina Snozzberry - dec
Generation 3 – Yellow – Zara Snozzberry - elder
Generation 4 – Grey – Michaela Snozzberry – elder
Generation 5 – Plum – Rowland Snozzberry – elder – completed week 25
Generation 6 – Orange – Oona Luna Snozzberry – Adult – completed week 31
In Progress – week 32 (cont), Year 2, Winter
Generation 7 – Pink – Wilhelmina (Willie) Snozzberry – Young AdultTraits: Creative, Neat, Unflirty
Aspiration: Best Selling Author 2/4
Skills: Writing 10/10, Wellness 7/10
Postcard collection 13/14
Well-maintained garden - WIP
NotesHaving had a break, you might notice that this is the 2nd episode in week 32 of the challenge. There’ll be one more and then we’ll be caught up to my current gameplay.
For those interested in Oona Luna and her family...they had twins - Cindy & Kameron