The Snozzberries (Not So Berry Legacy) 6.4: Rainbow’s EndRacoon: Hey, aren’t you a little young to be out here on your own?
Willie: I’ve just been across the monkey bars 3 times. I can take care of myself. Besides, my apartments just behind me. My Mum and my Pops would come if I yelled.
Racoon: The apartments behind us? You’re not related to Oona Luna are you?
Willie: She’s my Mum.
Racoon: I’m out of here.
Willie: Hey! Don’t be scared. She’s only joking when she says she’s a Criminal Mastermind.
Willie: So – we’ve made a snowpal.
Wanda: And it’s ace!
Willie: Yes but there’s still no frogs to find!
Wanda: Maybe they hibernate in the Winter – I’ve heard that’s what they do. Anyway – if we’re to be real Partners in Crime, I’ve got a plan…
Wanda: That was a-ma-zing!
Willie: A brilliant plan!
Wanda: Why thank you, Miss Willie.
Willie: Don’t mention it, Miss Wanda.
Principal: Girls! A word!
Wanda: o – oh…
Willie: Extra homework!
Wanda: I thought we’d got away with it.
Willie: Me too.
Wanda: Hey, good idea to work out here in the hall.
Willie: Yeah – no rats here
Wanda: Or roaches!
Both (shudders): Ew
Oona Luna: Sidney, I know we’ve been dating for a while now and things are great. I’ve dropped a few hints about marriage but I can’t wait any longer for you to propose. Will you…will you marry me?
Sidney: Oh, er, yes. I think that would be a fine idea. But where would we live? It’s too cramped at Mums with all my siblings.
Oona Luna: I thought you’d move in here. I need to live in the city for my Criminal Mastermind plan.
Sidney: Oh Oona, you are funny!
Oona Luna: Oona LUNA!
Sidney: Yes, sorry. But could we move to a nice apartment?
Oona Luna: I guess that could happen…
Rowland: I’ve always wanted the chance to make a wedding cake. Oona Luna wants an orange one so that’s what she’ll have. There might just be some purple on it too.
Watcher: Wow, Wanda! You aged up with style. I’m not sure about the hat but everything else is great!
Wanda: Where’s Willie?
Watcher: We’re just taking a trip into Wardrobe. Back soon!
Rowland: Sidney? It’s late. You know Oona Luna’s at work.
Sidney: It’s you I wanted to talk to, Rowland.
Rowland: Is everything OK for the wedding on Friday?
Sidney: Well, yes but…
Rowland: You’re not getting cold feet, are you?
Sidney: Not exactly…
Oona Luna: Yes! Another promotion! And I’m rocking this hat!
Willie: That sounds like a video game.
Principal: Nope, no it’s not. Let me tell you about your new school.
Rowland: Thanks for coming over Nikki. I wasn’t sure who else to talk to. Hey, how come you’re so cold?
Nikki: Everyone’s getting really cold these days, Rowly, even when we’re wearing our cold outfits. I’ll be OK in a bit. What did you want to say?
Rowland: Sidney and Oona Luna are getting married tomorrow.
Nikki: Yes, I got the invite. It would have been nice to get a phone call or visit but…
Rowland: That’s not the problem. Sidney rang while Oona Luna was at work and asked me on a date!
Nikki: A date? Are you sure it wasn’t his Stag Do?
Rowland: Nope. He got all embarrassed when I turned him down.
Nikki: Ha ha! That’s hilarious!
Rowland: What should I tell Oona Luna?
Nikki: Don’t ask me. It’s you that’s dating your daughter’s fiancé!
Sidney: I like our outfits. Very colourful.
Oona Luna: Rainbows symbolize promises that are never broken and that’s what we’re making today.
Sidney: Oh – I thought – never mind.
Oona Luna: What?
Sidney: Well…
Oona Luna: I can’t believe you fancy my Dad? Why did you say “yes” when I proposed?
Sidney: I don’t know. It just took me by surprise.
Oona Luna: This relationship is a farce. All this time you’ve just been coming over to be with Dad.
Sidney: And he doesn’t want me anyway!
Oona Luna: Oh for crying out loud! Why would he?! You’re a mess! You’re out! Out of this relationship. Out of our family. Out of my life!
Sidney: What about the girls?
Oona Luna: They’re old enough to decide for themselves. Goodbye!
Rowland: The wedding’s off, thank goodness!
Willie: Oh Pops! Is Mum OK?
Rowland: She will be.
Willie: What should we do? There’s still time to get to school for our exams…
Rowland: Perhaps you’d better change first.
Willie: Good plan.
Rowland: I’m glad you went back to your toddler hairstyle. You look amazing.
Willie: It’s quite cool though. I’ll probably change into winter-wear.
Oona Luna: Well, this can go in the bin. I know I’m a glutton but even I can’t stomach this now. Shame, when Dad did such a good job!
Wanda: Hey, I can graduate early. Someone called Dhruv called and said I could.
Willie: Me too.
Wanda: What? Even after you kept getting up in the middle of the exams to go clean something?
Willie: I couldn’t help it. Thanks for stopping me. Shall we?
Wanda: What?
Willie: Graduate early?
Wanda: The sooner we start earning proper money, the sooner we can move out of this crummy apartment. Mum’s employer may be called The Firm, but this apartment is crumbling.
Willie: Let’s do it! Hey, didn’t Mum once mention that she had a crush on a Dhruv?
Wanda: Yeah! Something about him being totally unflirty.
Willie: Weird.
Completed:Generation 1 – Mint – Elphie Snozzberry - dec
Generation 2 – Rose – Tina Snozzberry - dec
Generation 3 – Yellow – Zara Snozzberry - elder
Generation 4 – Grey – Michaela Snozzberry – Adult
Generation 5 – Plum – Rowland Snozzberry – Adult – completed week 25
In ProgressGeneration 6 – Orange – Oona Luna Snozzberry – Young Adult
Traits: Self-Assured, Evil, Glutton
Maxed skills 2/2: Baking, Charisma
Children: 1 pair of twins
Insist on being Criminal Mastermind: at least once every day but I’ve lost count
Live in “need TLC” apartment all young adult life
Aspiration complete: Public Enemy
Remaining requirements: Max Criminal Career (9/10)
Generation 7 – Pink – Wilhelmina (Willie) Snozzberry – teen
Traits: Creative, Neat
Skills: Writing 3/10, Wellness 2/10
NotesI thought I’d let Oona Luna have a happy ending so Sidney approaching her father for a date, after getting engaged, was totally out of the blue. I guess all the current onslaught of odd romances (I've had grandmother's flirting with granddaughters) make the game more challenging but I’m finding them a little tedious tbh. Maybe Oona Luna should invite Dhruv round…