The Snozzberries (Not So Berry Legacy) 5.1: What’s Love Got To Do With It?Rowland: Once I’d got settled in my bachelor pad, I invited Nikki over to – you know – party! She wanted to know how my Doctor career was going and talked about a lot of things. I didn’t seem to be getting anywhere so I thought I’d make a grand romantic gesture. She wasn’t very impressed with the size of the ring but she did say yes.
I was sure about this level of commitment but Nikki pointed out that we might as well get married there and then. We share a love of dancing so – what more did we need. We did the deed, confetti and everything!
Nikki: There was more confetti later that afternoon. My bump got big straight away, which I wasn’t sure about but at least I’ve pinned down my Doctor husband. Life on his income will be sweet all the way.
Nikki: I even changed my wardrobe for that dopey guy. He’d fallen for me in my pink/purple summer outfit so I changed my sleepwear and other outfits to pinks and purples. If I’m going to be a trophy wife, I might as well look the part.
Nikki: I got a job as an artist for the time being. I love being creative so painting is great. I like practising on Rowlands violin and guitar too.
Anyway, when I go into my 3rd trimester, the dope announces that he’s putting his medical career on hold to look after the baby. What’s that about? I can paint from home but he can hardly get promoted through baby care!
Nikki: I don’t think Rowland is a very good doctor anyway. He was hopeless during the birth of our little girl. He wanted to call her Oona which means “lamb” and I wanted to call her Luna so we just use both – welcome Oona Luna, our little moon lamb.
Rowland: I can’t stand work and I love looking after Oona Luna. I need to talk to Nikki…
Nikki: What do you mean? You want to quit being a Doctor?
Rowland: Yes. I hate it and I can’t seem to get anywhere in it. It’s just no fun.
Nikki: Fun? Fun?!?! Work isn’t supposed to be fun!
Rowland: Well, I’ve quit so that’s that.
Nikki: But I only married you…
Rowland: What? You only married me…?
Nikki: I thought you were in a great career and we’d have a comfortable life together.
Rowland: Do you love me at all?
Nikki: What’s love got to do with it?
Rowland: You only married me for my money-making potential and I only married you so we could have some fun together.
Nikki: Oh really?
Rowland: This is all…too much.
Nikki: I agree. Rowland Snozzberry – I’m divorcing you and going back to my siblings.
Rowland: But what about Oona?
Nikki: Oona LUNA had better stay with you for now as you’re not working and I am. I’m out of here.
Rowland: Well. I feel…I feel relieved! That’s not right, is it? Shouldn’t I be devastated?
Mum was great. She came round and helped me move out of my bachelor pad and into the Behr’s old place in the centre of town. It needs a bit of redecorating but there’s time for that.
Oona Luna cried when they met but Mum gave her a big hug. I know I fell out with her but now I’m a father, I think I understand her a bit more. She’s having another baby herself – that’s not a surprise!
The days passed quickly. Oona Luna liked it when I played her to sleep.
She couldn’t see my great dance moves but she was enjoying the music anyway.
Then suddenly she aged up very blonde and pink.
A rummage in the dresser showed that she preferred orangey clothes and her hair mysteriously became orange too. It’s probably a good thing that I gave up doctoring because I don’t know how that happened.
Nikki sent a birthday gift for Oona Luna so, to try to keep the peace, I invited her round.
She got her too excited, of course, although Oona Luna loved it.
Loved it so much that she fell asleep on the chair. I guess it’s a good idea for Nikki to be part of her life so I did some apologizing and gave her our house key. Maybe we can be civilized about this. She's living with her siblings in the old Kim-Lewis place.
Completed:Generation 1 – Mint – Elphie Snozzberry - dec
Generation 2 – Rose – Tina Snozzberry - dec
Generation 3 – Yellow – Zara Snozzberry - Adult
Generation 4 – Grey – Michaela Snozzberry – Young Adult
In ProgressGeneration 5 – Plum – Rowland Snozzberry – Young Adult
Traits : Genius, Dance Machine, Non-committal
Romantic Status: Divorced from Nikki
Careers 2/3: Fast Food, Doctor, ?
Maxed Skills 2/3: Fitness & Violin
Skills to level 8: 6/6 – Charisma, Fitness, Guitar, Handiness, Logic, Violin
Worlds Lived in: 3/3 – Tartosa, Willow Creek, Windenburg
Generation 6 - Orange - Oona Luna Snozzberry - toddler
NotesOona Luna is named for the Oompah Loompah, the orange race of people that staff Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.
I've never had a divorced couple in Sims before. It's under the Mean category of socials which doesn't seem quite right but then I'm not sure where it should go...Actions maybe? Rowland's happy buff came up immediately on getting divorced, even though he looked crushed at first.