1.3 How Now? A Rat?
Year 1: Autumn Week 3
Polly: Sunday was a lovely day. Theo was between gigs so we had lunch at the Orchid a Go Go Lounge, scandalizing some ancient celebrity called Judith because we kissed by the Juke box!
Theo: That was funny – the look on her face!
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Then you invited me to the gym for a date! You’re so obvious!
Polly: You’re non-baby-bump needs to go, Theo. Feel my real one.
Theo: It’s amazing. An everyday miracle! I love that you’re trying to look after me, but I’ve recently found out that it’s my underlying body-type. It will always be a struggle.
Hey, guy on the floor! I think you’ve been here too long. Go home!
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Polly: Feel my bump, Summer!
Summer: Wow Polly, you look ready to pop. Are you going for a home birth? You know the hospital is a long way from our suburb, right?
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Polly: You know we were talking about extending the house ready for this baby?
Theo: Uh, huh. If we just push this wall out a bit, maybe add a wall here…
Polly: Well, what Summer said made me think…maybe we should move closer in to the city so we can get to the hospital easily, just in case anything goes wrong with the birth.
Theo: Oh, ok. Well that does make sense. Let me see…put this house on the market…find a buyer…all the legal stuff…find a place in the city…organize a removal firm…there…done!
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What do you think? 19 Culpepper in San Myshuno, the Spice District. The landlord says it needs some TLC but I want to improve my handiness so it’ll be good practice. Polly?
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Oh, you do get tired so easily at the moment and that double bed does look so much more comfy than our old bunk beds. While you’re napping, I’ll just move a few walls, rearrange the furniture, add the bits we’ve brought, put your plants on the balcony and add a few rugs.
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Polly: Well, hello neighbours? Aren’t you a friendly lot!
Theo: Jesminder says she & Arun just had a little boy, Randy, so you can ask her about stuff.
Geeta: This is fun! How on earth did you get this microscope up here?
Polly: It comes as a flat-pack!
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Later that day
Polly: Listen to me very carefully! I’m a woman on the edge! My husband has just missed the deadline for his latest gig so he’s gone off to buy a microwave snack, which no-one ever likes. If you don’t pull your finger out and do your computer tappy-tappy thing to book me in properly, I’ll be causing a scene right here!
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Oh, oh! Doctor, am I supposed to have rotated through 180 degrees? Why are your arms out like airplane wings?
Phew, it’s over! A little baby boy.
Oh, oh, oh! There’s more? Please say it’s only twins.
Theo: Twin boys! Oh Polly, you’re amazing! Just as well we’d picked out 2 boys names! Lysander and Demetrius.
Polly: Sandy and Demi for everyday…
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Who’s got daddy’s hair?
Demi: Whee!
Sandy (pushing buttons): Babble!
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The next night
Polly: Darling Theo, I know the landlord said a bit of TLC but this is ridiculous!
Theo: I keep fixing the dripping pipes and the fuse box but they keep breaking. I finally tracked down that weird smell but I’ve had to get rid of all the rugs to find it.
Polly (shrieking): Quick, pick up the boys! I’ve never seen a rat that big! Come to think of it, I’ve never lived somewhere with rats! Or cockroaches!
Now what!
I don’t want to know what you’re doing in there, Geeta, but cut it out!
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Theo: Right! Time to cut our losses. We’re out of here, just as soon as I finish this gig. I don’t want to miss another deadline. Tomorrow morning at the latest.
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Polly (reading): And so the king and the queen took the princes to live in the castle, leaving the wicked witch to get overrun by rats…
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Week 4, Day 1
Achieved:
Theo – Family Ties: Nerd Brain 3/4; Computer Freelance Gigs 6/30; Charisma 7/10, Cooking max, Handiness 6/10; Babies/toddlers – 2/3
Polly - Soulmates: Soulmate complete, Friend of the World complete; Gardener career 7/10; Charisma maxed, Gardening 8/10, Fishing 7/10; Gold Date Locations 11/12 (Orchid a Go Go Lounge, Oasis Springs Gym); 3 day honeymoon immediately after wedding - previously.
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Notes
"How now? A rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead!" Hamlet, just before he mistakenly kills Polonius
Judith is my given name which I’ve never been fond of. In popular culture, Judiths are either boring or evil, rarely good company and I think sim Judith follows that trend. Judith in the extended Bible is the best one I’ve come across. She saves her people but she does it by luring the enemy commander into her tent (!) and then kills him. I have settled for being called Judi which sounds much more friendly.
I love that you can just decide to move in the Sims and there, it’s done. Part of the escapism!
I didn’t get a screen shot but a rat running near the toddlers was more than I could stand! Also, I’ve never had Sims in a shared apartment block without trouble from neighbours. I thought it would be fun to try…