Oh noes, again! I missed an update, I am so sorry, I really thought I had commented *sniff* That's what happens when Juxt doesn't PM me about a new update *sniff*
Anyways! Happy birthday Nyarah! So, Immortal six already? Cool, way to go.
Lol, I adore your gnomes, hilarious! Oh, this is a letter Apple asked me to give to you for you to give it to Velmoor:
Dearest Velmoor,
I am in desperate need of some quick help. My great-grandchildren are simply killing me all day long. By any chance, do you think any of your treatments will work on them? I'll be grateful to get a reply as soon as possible.
Regards,
Apple.
From: Apple Pieces, 302 Silvertone Way, Bridgeport 2.0
To: Velmoor De D'Onlyn, 64 Applewood Lane, Bridgeport
Thank you Chronic, but no need to be sorry, as it doesn't bother me in the slightest if someone misses an update, it's not like they'll disappear or anything.
Huh? Immortal Six? No, Nyarah just had an elder birthday party, not an immortality moment, sorry if you got confused. Gnomes rule the school, even more so now.
Dear Apple:
I attempted to make a house call in order to deliver some highly effective pills, but as we're in different Bridgeport dimensions, I couldn't find your home. I'm throwing pills through a dimensional doorway to hopefully have them arrive at your home, however, I may just be confusing other dimensions with a rain of pills. Remember, breakfast is important for more than just nooboo, and make sure to get a full nights rest. Also, I had good luck with grounding them and taking their toys when they're naughty.
Good luck
Dimensional Doctor/Scientist Extraordinare!
Velmoor De D'Onlyn
Happy Birthday to Nyarah! I love her new wardrobe. Still unsure about the white hair but since it's her favorite color I won't make a fuss.
Thank you lilygirl, don't worry, the jarring color difference threw me off at first too, but once you get used to it, you'll probably like it, at least, that's what happened for me.
Happy birthday Nyarah! I love her hair and new outfits! Poor Velmoor, getting jabbed by his own needle!! Gnome rap forever! I love rap, but gnome rap is even better!
Thank you Esther, I love the gnome gatherings, they inspire me to write silly things about gnomes, and it makes me smile! Gnome rapper for life!
Velmoor is right. I'm green with envy. Great update and Happy Birthday Nyarah! *confetti*
Thank you Ricalynn, I thought you might be! I couldn't believe it when I got another one, I'll keep my fingers crossed for you to get yours soon.
ME: Here's a bunch of ghosts, six to be exact about it!
(1) - Vladamir Schlick, a truly ugly vampire and also original townie!
(2) - Agustin Zimmer, Aeluna's husband goes for a stroll.
(3) - A trifecta! Tatiana Angelista, mother to a townie, but who starts out deceased, a vamp, and some guy, woo! So many ghosts!
Quain: A graveyard isn't all about ghosts and death, and fishing though. Sometimes beautiful things can be found in the graveyard.
ME: Those are gorgeous butterflies!
Quain: Yes, I like to think that they're fairies, they're lovely!
Nyarah: When the studio asked me if I would play my mother in their new film "Susie De D'Onlyn: You Can Change the World" I think I screamed so high pitched only dogs could hear it!
ME: It really is an honor, and you look lovely in the uniform.
Nyarah: I'm going to be the one to immortalize my mom on the silver screen, this is so awesome!
Louis Hawes (1): Why Jenny, why can't you love me the way I have always loved you?!
Nyarah (Internal Monologue) (1): Melodrama much, I've gotten better acting out of a park bench.
Nyarah (2): Well Louis, thank you for coming out to open auditions, we'll call you if we find a part that you would work for.
Nyarah (1): Ummm, I don't think you're quite who we're looking for thank you for auditioning.
Nyarah (Internal Monologue) (1): Who doesn't shower before an audition, she's so filthy there's stench visibly coming off of her! I will not be trapped in a closed set with her!
Nyarah (2): Mackenzie! It's good to see you! OK, you're a renegade cop on the edge of the law, about to take down a bad guy, let me see you moves. Wow, you're quite agile!
Mackenzie Sleep (2): I've been practicing all week, I even quit my paparazzi job, it just wasn't for me.
Nyarah (2): Well, I was wondering why we hadn't seen you around the house for a few days.
Lynnore: Move your glutes number 48! Hustle hustle hustle! Man, the real Bridgeport Llamas are 100 times more awesome than these lame guys! Move it!
ME: You seem a bit passionate about the game.
Lynnore: There's no reason to play if you don't play to win!
Velmoor: Hold still, I'll fix your heart palpitations in a jiffy! *Poke, poke, poke*
Patient: Oh my goodness doctor, I feel so good, I could run a marathon!
Velmoor: It wouldn't be a bad idea either, I've heard jogging can be good for your health.
Lynnore: *Grr* 25, *grr* 26 *grr* 27
ME: Are you aware that you growl when you're weight training.
Lynnore: Yeah, some of the guys in gym class told me it was intimidating, but I'm just trying to keep my breathing regular!
Next Time: Tantrums, music, dancing, and a Grim Clinic, should be fun!