Rapunzel in Pity Me 3.1: Uni makes a stand
Aroha: Allegra ages up on the first day of Summer with her own classy style.
Watcher: You’re right! I’ll add in a few extra outfits but that’s a pretty cool outfit for a teen. It must be inspiration from all that art she loves. I know who’ll be creating the family portraits now.
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Uni: Watcher? Watcher! She’s got to go!
Watcher: Oh Uni! I agree. No matter how hard I try to keep Freya distracted, she just keeps coming back to you. Are you OK?
Uni: I will be if you get rid of her.
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Watcher: Right, Aroha? She’s got to go!
Aroha: What? Who? Oh yes! She does have to go. Can you sort it out?
Watcher: Well – you need to kick her out – you’re the leader of the Middlemas Clan.
Aroha: But she scares me too! OK – we’ll go outside – hey do you like our hot weather outfits?
Watcher: Stop trying to change the subject! Do it, already!
Aroha: Oh no! I wasn’t expecting tears! Where will she go?
Watcher: Only round the corner. There’s a single lady living in a 2-bed house. Brandy something.
Aroha: She’s a bit evil. Are you sure Freya will be OK?
Uni: Who cares?
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Uni: Wait – who’s this? I’ve never seen him before and he seems to think he can take over Freya’s abuse of me!
Watcher: Uh oh! Malcolm randomly knocked on the door and I thought it would be cool, him being Rapunzel’s twin – not that he knows it.
Uni: It’s not cool – he’s not cool. Get rid of him, now!
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Watcher: Done. Now – what’s happening here? Ah, Aroha enjoying her last few days of adult hood.
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Oh, enjoying your last days to the full, I see. That’s one way to stay younger, longer. In this universe, anyway. Um – you do know you’ll be moving out soon?
Aroha: (smugly) I know. And I’ll be moving out pregnant!
Watcher: Have you told Marcus about the plan?
Aroha: I’m still not asking for any commitments but have you seen the size of the Partiihaus? There’s more than enough room for me and a little nooboo.
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Watcher: Is there something in the air? I thought Spring was over! Joy – when you wanted to invite Gunther Munch for your birthday treat, I didn’t know what you had in mind.
Joy: Well – he was sweet and you’d been saying that you knew, or thought you knew, or something, that he’d make a great Baby Daddy. So…he’s my boyfriend and we got a bit busy! He gives me a big hug when I tell him the news
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Mum’s a bit surprised but she’s pleased too. She’s moving out, you know?
Watcher: Yes, but it’ll be OK. I know Windenberg seems a long way but she’ll be over her to help when she can – she’ll be having her baby just a bit before you have yours.
Joy: Isn’t it a bit weird? Mum’s going to have my sibling at more-or-less the same time as I have Gunther’s baby.
Watcher: Life’s complicated. Just go with it. I’ll keep track.
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Joy: Aunt Cerys was a bit sad when Mum left so she invited Uncle Aiden over. They’re as much in love as ever.
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Hang on a minute, what’s that fancy hand-touchy thing that Allegra is doing with her Dad. I don’t know what that’s about. Nice that they’re close though.
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Oh – Aunt Cerys – you’re up the duff too? Ah – finally moving in with Uncle Aiden. That’s nice. Another cousin for me and a sibling for Allegra – she always did envy me having Felix as a brother.
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Hey, Watcher! Did you hear that Sofia Bjergsen has invited cousin Ash out on a date? She aged up with him as she was visiting on his birthday. She must be attracted by the romance of his space exploits.
Watcher: Yes – well this is getting exciting! He can propose all he likes but she can’t move in. I have plans!
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Watcher: Big news time, Joy. Your mum’s had a little boy Manuel!
Joy (panting): That – is – great – oh… Quick, Gunther, get round here! I’m in labour and it’s all your fault!
Watcher: Not entirely, sweet Joy!
Joy: Oh – a little boy – Joy’s little boy – Freddie! It means peace, you know! Hey Gunther – why are you angry. You’re just going round acting like a jerk to everyone. I don’t care that you’re Freddie’s dad. I can’t be doing with this behaviour – let’s agree to be just good friends.
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Aunt Cerys has had a little girl Sadie!
Oh Freddie! Who’s mummy’s little Silly Billy and who’s got cool-dude shades?
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Joy: Felix ages up to a teen and immediately starts hogging the workout machines. Oh, cousin Ash! I think Sofia has got some big news!
Watcher: Nope – not moving in!
Uni: She looks nice tho…
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Um – who’s this?
Joy: Well – I don’t want Freddie to be an only child…I know he’s got a confusing array of cousins, or whatever they are. But he’s going to need playmates. Diego’s very colourful.
Watcher: Rebounding from Gunther to Diego – couldn’t be much more of a swing!
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Joy: Whatever – he stays the night and, in the morning, I’ve got some big news too! Doesn’t he look happy!
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And Sofia’s just phoned Ash to say she’s had a little boy Reed! Wow! What a summer!
Status –Year 3: End of Summer
Gen 2
Aroha (adult): Loves Outdoors, Self-Assured, Romantic; Master Chef; Teen Career – Retail topped; no longer in household
Cerys (adult): Proper, Squeamish, Ambitious; Successful Lineage; Writer – Journalist topped; no longer in household
Freya (adult): Mean, Creative, Romantic; Leader of the Pack; Criminal – Boss topped; no longer in household
Marcus Flex (young adult): Active, Bro, Non-committal; lover of Aroha; never in household
Aiden McCartney (young adult): Neat, Freegan, Art Lover; never in household
Gen3
Ash (young adult, of Gerwyn & Summer): Outgoing, Active, Cheerful; Friend of the Animals; Astronaut – Interstellar Smuggler level 8
Joy (young adult, of Aroha & Marcus): Active, Perfectionist, Family-Oriented; Extreme Sports; Teen – Babysitter topped; unemployed; pregnant by Diego
Allegra (teen of Cerys & Aiden): Neat, Art Lover; Painter Extraordinaire
Felix (teen of Aroha & Marcus): Self-Assured, Active; Nerd Brain
Manuel (toddler of Aroha & Marcus): never in household
Sadie (toddler of Cerys & Aiden): never in household
Gunther Munch (young adult): Bookworm, Creative, Clumsy; ex-boyfriend of Joy; never in household
Sofia Bjergsen (young adult): Squeamish, Musical, Cheerful; fiancé of Ash; never in household
Diego Lobo (young adult): Hot-headed, Snob, Art Lover; boyfriend of Joy; never in household
Gen4
Freddie (toddler of Joy & Gunther); Silly
Reed Bjergsen (baby of Ash & Sofia): never in household
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Notes
Well – did you keep up? I’m making lots of notes, in case you’re not! This is the most photos I’ve had in a post.
After Freddie aged up to a toddler, Joy took him round to age up his uncle Manuel and his first cousin, once removed Sadie so that’s 3 toddlers in the extended family plus a nooboo and one on the way.
If you don’t recognise the handshake that Allegra is giving her father Aiden in this chapter, then you’ll get a surprise in the next one, when she ages up. It was a surprise to me!
Only Ash is currently earning in the household but their reserves are not too bad, with mob payments having stopped when Freya topped the Boss career.