I love the house. That "take photo of/with" is the best glitch(?) ever, isn't it. It feels so cheaty, but hey ain't no Artie got time for all that social back and forth just to steal some money improve someone's living situation, am I rite? Hmm. Does the degree mean we'll be playing on long?
No. Not playing on long. Apparently just like a challenge or something. I don't know. We shall see if the gamble pays off. And yes it's a nice quick way to make friends that's for sure.
I was soooo excited that Lena Diehl was a Level 10 Comedian until I remembered that this is an IDC, not a Legacy Challenge, LOL!
The house looks amazing! I think it's worth going all out on the exterior and layout at first.
That way, you only have to furnish the place. I hate building a little at a time; I'd rather have my sims sleep on the lawn for a bit first.
So glad to see that The Gazebo retains its pride of place!
I'm thinking that the Diehls are the help rather than Artie and Lena being an OTP, but then again she's pink and of child-bearing age.
*sits back with popcorn to wait for more to happen
P.S. And yes on changing Gonzalo's name. He sounds like a cheese. Wait, no, that's Gorgonzola.
I know Right? I did the same thing. -gets a popcorn refill for her-
And yes while the name does offer some possible jokes later. This one is much better. Especially since now you make me wonder if he had gotten shocked, caught on fire or been hit by lightning if he would have been a fried cheese stick or grilled cheese.
Though. Did you catch what I did with the name? My sister suggested it. Magnus meaning large and Diehl being said kind of like deal. So he's a big deal. -nodnod-
First off, Love the house. Second, "Enjoy your beans. Fart outside. Get some sleep before school." That was gold, that sounds like something that would be said at my house.
Definitely would have been said by some of my family lol
Thank you everyone for your compliments on the house. Like I said, I copied it from someone else's work and did my own version of recreation. As time goes on it will be a little closer to the original but I will definitely be recoloring and decorating my way.
More to come.... right now!
First day at Foxbury...
Artie: And you know what. I think your Mama was a Llama and she clearly told you it was okay to dress like this. Which it isn't.
Yuusuke Ando: '--' -gasp- No I don't.
Artie: I've seen better threads on a dog. Strangely the mange is the same though.
Mr. Ando's Son: I really dislike you.
Artie: Oh yea? Bet I can make you hate me.
Yuusuke: Huh?
Artie: -starts smacking him around- See I'm just going to keep doing this until you give in to your hate.
Yuusuke: Really? Wanna Slap fight?
Artie: Not at all. Think you're man enough to try me?
Artie: You tried. but you've been found wanting.
Yuusuke: Whoa. I'm seeing strange lights.
Artie: Don't worry it's not the fireflies.
Yuusuke: Huh?
Artie: Ooh time for my first class. Latah!
Lena randomly decided to watch tv while her son lost a game to the new cat lady. She was supposed to be working out or playing chess and he was supposed to be doing his homework. Neither one are very good at listening.
Voice: How are you even...?
Artie: She was in my spot.
Voice: That doesn't mean merge your body with hers! Aren't there like side effects of that?!
Artie: Not usually. And this paper isn't going to write itself since we don't have a computer so she's gonna shoo and so are you.
Lena: So how was it after I left for work last night?
Artie: Oh you know... boring. I did my paper. I made an enemy. Watched someone tinker on a bot. Got into a fight. Threw a drink in someone's face. The usual.
Lena: Yea it sounds like it. That your homework?
Artie: Yea. Some of this stuff I already know but some of it.. well I'd never thought of it that way. I can't wait to use it on someone tomorrow.
Artie: Ladies... wanna wager?
Clara: I'm in. How about teams? Whose team do you want on Red man?
Artie: I've heard of your club so yours. Duh.
Clara: Smart man.
Clara: College girls.. so quick to take a dare.
Artie: I know. That was fun. Wanna go against each other now?
Clara: Think you can buddy?
Artie: Oh baby... I know I can.
Artie: Okay so.. you got one. That's fine. -acts tough
and gets delighted with an enemy nearby- But can you do it again before I do?
Artie: Boom. Again. Drink up my little danish.
Clara: I am married you know -little glare-
Artie: That I do. We've met. Now drink up and I'm sure he'll appreciate my hard work later.
Artie: Game, Set, Match.
Clara: Wrong game. And gloating isn't necessary.
Artie: I'm sorry. Have we met? I'm Artie Grim.
Clara: -rolls her eyes and drinks her last drink-
Artie: Oh my Carl. It's Brytani Cho. She's awesim
Voice: Pull yourself together man. Yuusuke's watching.
Artie: But it's Brytani. She's so awesim. Hey, Brytani.. can I have a picture?
Brytani: Uh. No.
Yuusuke: -smug in the corner, stuck in place for some reason-
Artie: Well hello good sir. Do I know you?
Random Sim: No you don't but I thought I'd come say hi.
Artie: Well Hi. -phone rings- One sec.
Artie: I'd love to chat. Not really, but a woman has asked me to the opera. Why would I resist?
Random Sim: Hey what about me?
Artie: I don't care.
Voice: Oh no. What do I do? What Do I do...?
Magnus: Did you hear something?
Random Vamp: Uh no. No. No hissing or anything.
Magnus: Huh. I thought I heard a voice.
Random Vamp: Oh didn't hear that either.
Artie: -comes back from opera to find vamp still here- SO hey buddy. What gives?
Vamp: Oh nothing just saying hi.
Artie: We don't do hi here to bloodsuckers.
Magnus: Wait you're a vamp?
Artie: Yea and nothing against your kind. I just happen to like my plasma where it is. So I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Otherwise, you'll get to meet Cineáltas and Grásta.
Vamp: Who are they?
Artie: -holds up his left fist- This is Cineáltas. -holds up his right fist- This is his friend Grásta.
Vamp: Hey hey.. no need to get violent. I'm outta here.
Magnus: So what language was that?
Artie: Oh it's a Watcher language.
Magnus: What did the names mean?
Artie: Kindness and Grace
Magnus: -cracks up laughing-
[ btw this is true. The language is Gaelic. ]
Magnus: -having a moody day- Why are we at the fair? -kind of whiny-
Artie: You're going to make some friends or at least get in a better mood and I'm gonna see what's for sale.
Magnus: Fine... if I have to.
Artie: -chuckling- Oh trust me. You have no choice.
Magnus: -complains about teenage life problems- And then he left me here to go to the romance festival.
Old Man whose name I can't remember: -glares- You youngins really need to learn a thing or two about hardships. Back in my day...
Bartender: Here we go again.
Artie: So. I'm not sure why I'm doing this but I was wondering if you could tell anything about my future baby mama.
Guru: Baby mama?
Artie: Yes the woman who will be my other half in this lifetime.
Guru: I see.
Artie: Oh really...
Voice: That's promising
Artie: Hey Angela. How are you doing?
Angela Pleasant: Oh hi. I'm doing great. Do I know you?
Artie: I study with your sister at Foxbury.
Angela: Oh that's great.
Artie: Oh and I've taken few selfies with you two's future boyfriends.
Angela: Um what?
Artie: Oh you know... Dirk Dreamer and Dustin Broke.
Angela: Aren't those two celebrities?
Artie: Oh.. right. AUs and all that. Don't worry. I can make it right. Just give me time.
Angela: Sure okay. Well, have a nice night. I'm gonna go now.
Artie: What are you staring at?
Random Sim: You.
Artie: You can't have my snack.
Random Sim: That's not the snack I want.
Artie: You can't have that snack either.
Random Sim: Are you sure? Hi, my name is Destiny.
Artie: Yeah... no it's not. And just no. Buh-bye.
Not Destiny: You sure?
Artie: Buh-bye.
