Meanwhile...
R-T33: Stay away from me foul feline.
Bigglesworth: I always heard your kind was scared of us. Is it true it's because we're smarter?
R-T33: Not even a little bit.
Bigglesworth: Prove it. Pet me.
R-T33: I will not be baited into breaking the treaty by touching a member of another faction. Even if you are neutral in accordance with Article C Alpha Tango
Bigglesworth: Don't worry I won't scratch you. I prefer biting.
The Boss: Bigglesworth...
Bigglesworth: Saved by the Boss...
Reuben: I think now would be a great time to show them the surprise and then let everyone work out how this is going to go before someone explodes.
Artie: -hums and shifts around-
The Boss: -already annoyed- If everyone can behave.
Ankou: Please. Let's just get this out of the way because time is getting away from us. You keep teasing us and I don't think that this is getting us anywhere.
R-T33: And if you're hiding my agent behind that wall, I demand to know now.
Ankou: You have no leg to stand on to demand anything, clone bait. We both know that your agent is lost unless we go back in time towards the other realm. That project was so awful that no one wanted to resurrect and you're the only one that feels the need to keep it going which is why it really is no longer a piece of business that's important. You failed. Find something else to do. I hear probing is still going strong.
R-T33: I'm not a failure.
Ankou: Of course you're not, darling
Reuben: -whispering- Do you see that?
Artie: -whispering- That was kind of sweet to watch.
The Boss: Yes I do believe it's time to reveal what I have.
The Boss: -cackles delightedly as she enters her orders into her tablet to get the surprise to suddenly appear on the other side of the wall- Reuben. Go stand in place to remove the wall.
The Boss: Now if you gentlemen are ready, I shall show you what I'm hiding. Reuben. Show us what's behind door number 1000.
Artie: Huh?
R-T33: You're kidding right
Ankou: I don't know what to say to this.
The Boss: -giggling-
Giant Gnome: -muffled- What? Expecting Father Frost?
Artie: What is with the costumes? How is this supposed to help us put everything behind us when all I see is two giant freaks who can't even show up in proper attire to a meeting.
The Boss: I chose those costumes.
Artie: Did I say they were stupid? No of course not. Just you know I hate the suspense. It's not good for my heart.
The Boss: Neither is your mouth
R-T33: I hate to agree with the red man but I also don't get what's up with the costumes. Maybe it would be better if we knew what was beneath the felt fabric to know the momentous occasion you've decided to grace us with.
Ankou: A little think there.
Gnome: Yep.
R-T33: Aren't these games beneath all of us as the powerful beings we truly are? Just get them to change into something else less.. all-encompassing.
Ankou: I hate to agree with either of them but I also feel like this is a bit too theatrical even for you.
The Boss: Alright. You may both change into your other outfits.
Gnome and Bunny become Reaper Slim and Reaper Curvy.
R-T33: Really? There's another costume..?
The Boss: What? Don't you recognize them? Just look close into their hoods to see their eyes.
Artie: I know they're both female unless those are some impressive moobs they've got.
Artie: Helloooo Ladies. I'm Artie. Maybe you've heard of me. You're both looking mighty cute in your robes even if they are fake.
Familiar Voice: Ew, old man. Just stop. Right there.
Ankou: Whaaaat?
Artie: Awkward...
R-T33: Is this supposed to mean anything to us really? I don't see how this is fair to any of us if you keep playing these games. Perhaps we should see them in normal everyday clothes that don't go in the cosplay or costume category.
Ankou: It's you... isn't it?
Curvy Reaper: Who?
Artie: Wait. You guys aren't normal reapers, are you?
Ankou: No you idiot. But they are Grims!
Artie: You are? That coloring...
The Boss: I know none of you are expecting me to give it away.. right?
Artie: I mean... That makes you both pretty awesim but I'm not sure if I can place where we know you from. How about you show us a little more? Huh, Ladies?
Reaper Slim: Can you believe this old fool?
Reaper Curvy: Actually I can.
R-T33: Unless you're both afraid to show us your true faces. Then I think it's time that I get back to my actual occupation away from all of your crazy people.
The Boss: Oh cry me a river, spaceman. This isn't some sob story about your lost agent or anything else. Look a little closer.
Artie: Boss?
The Boss: Remove yourself from my chair.
Bigglesworth: Hello darlings. How I've missed you both.
In unison: Hello pretty kitty.
Slim: Keeping out of trouble?
Curvy: Enjoyed any fishing lately?
Bigglesworth: Cute. How about you both show your faces. Especially you, little one. I think our friend Ankou could use the boost from knowing he was right.
Slim: Alright. Then I guess I could put on something that may let him know if he's right.
Curvy: What about me?
Bigglesworth: One at a time.
Fairy: Hello old friend. Remember me now?
R-T33: Now there's a face I haven't seen in some time.
Ankou: I knew it was you.
Fairy: I kind of miss when you were red.
Ankou: Well you know. My kind isn't in this realm. So I grow fangs these days.
Fairy: -giggles- Oh... I know.
R-T33: -hides his smile- That's right. It's been quite some time. But does that mean...
Curvy: My turn then.
R-T33: Oh you've got to be kidding me. Really?! How is this supposed to help me decide upon going along with this when everyone gets something they want but the Tech?!