They're all cute kids, I see a lot of Jared in the toddlers but he mostly skipped over Rosalind.
Rosalind definitely takes mostly after Claire. I've played a bit in advance, and she turned out really pretty! Thanks for reading!
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Bianca's party wraps up, and creepy elderly Dustin is the last one to leave the party just after midnight. I don't know why I keep inviting him to these things.
Dustin: Zelle throws great parties. I miss her. Maybe I should throw another pool party?
NOPE.
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Right after Dustin leaves, Zelda goes into labor in their tiny bathroom.
Zelda: Oh watcher! Why did I want another one? JARED!!!!
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Zelda's tour bus shows up to drive her and Jared to the hospital. Because nothing says "rockstar" quite like that.
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Leighton Sekemoto leaves his toddler, Lucy, in the snow to scream and panic when Zelda shows up at the hospital.
Leighton: Watcher, the baby's coming! The baby's coming!
Lucy: What about this baby? Hello? Down here!
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Leighton doesn't stick around to meet the newest Mae, Carmen. Her traits are Good and Insane. This should be interesting.
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Zelda ages up in the bathroom, with Jared inappropriately laughing. At Zelda? The clogged toilet? Who knows!
Unlike Jared, Zelda does not avoid a midlife crisis. She wants to move houses and divorce Jared, neither of which I will let happen. Sorry girl!
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Jared makes up to Zelda for laughing and inducing her midlife crisis. Watch out you two, I am not ready for a 4th kid!
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Look at these two cuties! I love the toddler stage.
Alec: No matter how tired I am, I will conquer this toy! Curse you, circles!
Bianca: Wood tastes good.
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Zelda: You want to make lots of money so you can buy mummy a car.
Bianca: Mummy buys me a car!
Zelda: Not quite.
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Sorry for all of the birthdays this chapter. Zelda plans yet another party.
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Being the party animal that she is, Zelda channels her party hosting skills by dancing in her lingerie to welcome the guests to her son's birthday.
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Rosalind became a beautiful teenager between parties. She doesn't seem to pleased with her half-sister's xylophone skills.
Rosalind: Worst party music ever.
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Jared takes his son to his cake, while Pauline Wan's dance partner loses his arm.
Abraham: Someone help me! I've lost my arm!!!
Pauline: Come on Abe, it's stuck in your shirt.
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Alec ages up into his dad's hairstyle and a matching pair of crossing eyes.
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Alec becomes Rebellious in addition to being a Couch Potato and Evil. Oooh boy.
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Zelda's new work outfit is interesting. She's a backup vocalist now. I wonder who the lead is, and what style are they going for?
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Alec gets ready for his first day of school by eating a cookie for breakfast. Where are your parents?
Alec: Dealing with my smelly sisters.
I'll have you know, you were a smelly toddler 12 hours ago!
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That same day is Carmen's birthday, and Jared decides the best way to celebrate is to dance on the counter in his underwear. What is with these parents and not getting dressed for parties? Is this what party animals do?
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Alec avoids his sisters at home by going over to his new friend's house. This is Lucy Sekemoto. Remember the toddler Leighton dropped in the snow earlier?
I think she's really cute, and definitely takes after her mom, Monika. Maybe a future spouse for Alec?
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Meanwhile at home Jared
smothers Carmen helps Carmen blow out her candles.
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Carmen turns out to be a Jared clone with Zelda's coloring. Her favorite color is grey, but that's too boring for a toddler, so I added in some pink for color.
Next time: Slightly less birthdays!