We return to the Flummux household where a long awaited abduction has led to...Aravin: Are you serious right now?!?!?
another abduction. But while Aravin was aboard a spaceship, some potentially alien babies were getting some attention.Pippin: They
are aliens, right?
Tizzy: Oh look! I have a baby!
Vendara: Yes, dear, and it's important that you care for your baby.
Tizzy: Of course, Mom! What did I name her again?
Vendara: Alvendra.
Tizzy: Aww, look at the little precious baby!!
Vendara: Yeah, she's pretty great.
Tizzy: Pretty
and great!
Vendara: And her name is...
Tizzy: Alvendra!
Pippin: Wait, you remembered something?
Tizzy: Of course! My baby girl is important!
And in short while, Aravin returned from his adventure into space.Aravin: Don't drop me, don't drop me OOWW!!! Seriously?!? He has one job, he just has to...
Voices:
Aravin: Oh! Right. Got distracted there for a minute. Hey, girls! Vaznya just took me to see a cool planet we can visit called Batuu! Pack up your things, 'cause we're going on a little vacation!
Vendara: I'll stay here and watch the little one.
Tizzy: You'll take good care of Alvendra for me?
Vendara: Of course, dear.
Tizzy: Great! Umm, what are we doing?
Anaya: We're going to Batuu!!
Pippin: And look! I picked out super flattering local outfits so you blend in and look amazing! That's right, Babes in Batuu!!
Anika: Yeah, these are terrible. How are unattractive guys supposed to find me lovely dressed like this?!?!?
Pippin: Ummm, because you're lovely?
Anaya: That's true, but a makeover's a good idea, sis.
And after getting their Batuu fashion in line, the girls headed to the nearby tavern to meet the locals.Anika: Ooo, you certainly are
not attractive!
Mustache Guy: Oh, are you playing hard to get?
Anika: Nope! So, do you know karate? 'Cause your face looks like it was kicked!
Pippin: Not how that goes.
Mustache Guy: ...I...I don't know if that's supposed to be a compliment...?
Anika: Can your number borrow me? 'Cause I'm lost.
Mustache Guy: ...yes?
Anaya: Right, who do I see about getting involved in the criminal underground that you guys totally don't keep a secret.
Hondo: That's me! I mean...what secret criminal underground organization?
Anaya: Cool, I'm in as long as I keep getting this free popcorn.
Hondo: Deal! I mean...it would be a deal if there was a secret underground criminal organization, but there totally isn't.
Anaya: Yeah there's not (winks).
Hondo: Oh, are you flirting with me?
Anaya: Nah, my sister's the one who likes ugly guys.
Hondo: Oh, ok...WAIT
ugly?
Pippin: Hold up, where'd Tizzy go?
Tizzy: Oh, I was just getting pictures so I can show my daughter where we went!
Pippin: Oh that makes...wait, daughter?
Tizzy: Yeah, Alvendra? My daughter?
Pippin: You...you really think that...
Tizzy: Of course I think that! Now, what was that again?
Hondo: Oh, are you the sister who likes ugly guys?
Teya: Nope! I'm the sister who's about to break your arms because you're trying to cheat to keep my big sis from winning at sabaac!
Hondo: Oh look, I have a horrible hand. I fold. You win.
Anaya: How fortunate! So, can I have a mission now?
Teya: (glares)
Hondo: You can have whatever you want!
Anaya: Alright, mission time!
Teya: I'll go get Anika.
Teya: So, you wanna come along with us to First Order territory so Anaya can do her first mission?
Anika: I mean, surely there are more unattractive guys there, so I'm in!
Teya: You are a special one.
Anika: A special sort of brilliant, you mean!
Anaya: Alright, I'm gonna hack this terminal. You keep lookout okay, guys?
Anika, Tizzy, and Teya: ...
Anaya: Guys?
Anika: Well hey there, short, bald, and frumpy!
Short, Bald, and Frumpy: Well, hey yourself...wait, what?
Anika: If I press your body against itself, are you holding against me?
Short, Bald, and Frumpy: I...don't know what that means...
Anaya: Wonder where the others ran off to? Sure hope they aren't getting up to any mischief.
Teya: Oh, what an impressive First Order outfit.
Lt. Agnon: Why thank you, it is rather...
Teya: Did your mommy dress you, or did you get aww dwessed by yuowsewf wike a big boy?
Lt. Agnon: I...feel like you're mocking me...
Teya: Oh good heavens, give this genius a gold star! He recognized mockery when it was thrown at him.
Lt. Agnon: That was hurtful. Unless I'm actually getting a gold star, because that would be pretty cool.
Pippin: But after Anaya somehow managed to get away with hacking a lock in a public place without having a lookout, the gals returned to whatever the tavern place is called where they found their father making friends.
Anika: Umm, you know that the fight's over here, right, Dad?
Aravin: Never pick a fight with a Jedi! Never!!
Pippin: Yeah, it seems that the fight-inducing curse he'd gotten rid of almost immediately after getting it during cluster 1 somehow came back when he went to Batuu.
Aravin: Not having fun. Not. Having. Fun!
But one of his daughter's was having fun meeting...interesting looking fellows.Anika: Oh my goodness, you're ugly, bald, frumpy,
and green!!!
Ugly, Bald, Frumpy, and Green: I sure am, hot stuff, but you can just call me Travor.
Anika: Well, Travor, do you know what you get when an undesirable force meets an irresponsible object?
Ugly, Bald, Frumpy, and Green Travor: I'm not sure that's right...
Anika: This!!
Travor: Never mind! This is entirely right!
Pippin: And while Anika was making bad life choices, Anaya was taking rocket science expert Teya along for her next mission.
Teya: Well, I've checked out all her systems, and she may not look like much, but she's the fastest hunk o' junk in the galaxy!
Anaya: That's good.
Teya: I'm driving!
Anaya: And that's even better.
Pippin: So Anaya and Teya flew off, but back on the ground...
Tizzy: Scrap metal!
Pippin: Yeah, she was digging through trash.
Tizzy: Now I can go make another baby!
Pippin: Yeah, she...wait, what?
Tizzy: Woot! Headin' to the baby-making shop!
Pippin: Oh. Robot. Baby as in robot.
Tizzy: Of course, silly! What did you think I meant?
Pippin: Oh, uh, nothing.
Tizzy: Ohmygosh!! He's the cutiest!!
Pippin: He is pretty cool looking. What's his name?
Tizzy: KP-OP!
Pippin: Oh, it's...wait...K-pop?
Tizzy: Yep! Because when we get home he's gonna play music for me while I work!
Pippin: That's...weirdly logical, I guess...
And as our time in Batuu was nearing an end, the girls decided to get in a few last memorable moments.Teya: BOO!
Lt. Agnon: AHH! Don't hurt me!!
Teya: Whoo! You should've seen you face! You were so scared! Well, I'm heading back home. Thanks for being a fun target for my pranks.
Lt. Agnon: ...I need a dry pair of pants...
Anika: Here, this will be a symbol of our undying love and of the passion we shared.
Travor: Umm, we flirted and kissed once and this is a flower, so it'll die soon, but I mean, thanks I guess.
Anika: Please, no tears. Try to be strong.
Travor: I wasn't...
Anika: I know, I feel it too, but I'm gonna turn around and walk out those doors, and I'm not looking back. You need to be brave and move on without me, Travis.
Travor: It's Travor, actually...
Anika: Shh, no words.
And of course, Anaya's final action in Batuu was...passing out from exhaustion.Tizzy: Ohmygosh! (Click) Alvendra's gonna love this picture!
And with that, we leave our brave gals and their fight-picking father...Aravin: It's not me, it's the curse!
as they prepare to head home from from their extra-terrestrial outing. Next time, we'll see the not-so-alien-looking babies age up to toddler.Tizzy: My baby's getting all growed up.
Pippin: But, they're actually aliens, right?