We return to the Flummux household to find four teens who are rapidly nearing young adulthood, two children who are soon to be teens, and a matriarch who is stuck with double digit days left before she'll complete her next aspiration because her neglectful Watcher neglectfully neglected to check the requirements for the aspiration neglectfully.Pippin: Wow. Just wow.
Stayon: Hey, we should become good friends to help complete my social butterfly aspiration, mohawk child!
Mohawk Child: Umm, my name's Kameron?
Stayon: It sure is, my good friend!
Pippin: And while he was finishing up those last bits of his aspiration in preparation to age up...
Pippin: Seven was being very Seven.
Seven: (smiles at the monkey bars)
Pippin: (sigh) And while the more...unique twin was still a few skill points and friends away from age up time,
Pippin: Stayon was becoming our fifth teen.
Stayon: Teen time, here I come!
Pippin: And because we believe in recycling, the cake was used in four more rapid succession age ups as each of our teens met their requirements.
Stayon: So, are we just skipping over a shot showing my teen makeover?
Pippin: Oh, right. Should have done that.
Janae: Did you use my child to teen picture in that collage?
Pippin: I...might have...anyway, Stayon got his teen makeover!
Pippin: See? He's right there. Behind the Bjergsen kid and the group indicator thing.
Stayon: Umm, maybe a different angle would show off my outfit a bit better?
Pippin: All over it!
Pippin: Here's Seven getting that last friend in place so he can complete his aspiration and finally age up and there's our boy Stayon in the background doing lots of friendly introductions to get that last trait in place to age up to young adult.
Stayon: You're sure I'm in this picture?
Pippin: You're clearly standing right behind Mila Munch!
Stayon: (sigh)
Pippin: And we return home for cake and such and discover there is a horrible storm raging.
Janae: K, I'm just gonna run outside to grab my journal.
Vendara: NO!!!!
Pippin: But...she was...I thought...she can't be...
Vendara: Nate?
Nathaniel: I'm on it!
Nathaniel: Grim, great bastion of kindness, please forgive my sister's ignorance of the dangers of storms. She was literally just a child days ago, and I mean, her Watcher only just got the Seasons expansion and really doesn't understand it yet.
Grim: Oh, so this is a Pippin dynasty? Yeah, I've seen him mess things up before. I'm gonna let this slide this time.
Nathaniel: Thank you, oh kind and merciful one.
Grim: No problem, kid.
Grim: Janae Flummux, I restore you to life.
Stayon: Hey, Grim, can you come here for a minute? You're good at math, right?
Grim: I mean, I'm ok. What are you working on.
Stayon: Proofs.
Grim: Oh, in that case, I have to go. Pretty sure someone somewhere needs reaping.
Stayon: You coward!
And after Nathaniel's incredible heroics, we move forward to the last child to teen birthday of this cluster.Seven: (blows out candles and fist pumps)
Pippin: And after his makeover, we do a group shot of our young adults and teens...
Pippin: and age up Stayon shortly thereafter.
Kacie: Congrats on the birthday. I made you grilled cheese.
Stayon: You're at level 6 of cooking now and I don't think you've ever made anything other than grilled cheese.
Kacie: Why mess with perfection?
Stayon: Well, speaking of perfection, hello Becca Clarke!
Pippin: He's so much smoother than his dad.
Kacie: I mean, I made a cake once.
Stayon: Maybe you'd like to chat outside where we could have a bit more private time?
Kacie: No thanks.
Stayon: I was talking to Becca?
Becca: Oh! Ok!
Stayon: I'd compliment you, but your beauty is beyond words.
Becca: Oh my!
Vendara: Totally just over here painting. Not chaperoning at all. Just so you know.
Stayon: I'm going to kiss you right in front of my mom.
Becca: Wha...?
Becca: Hmmmmm, wow!
Vendara: Ok, little girl, just so you know, if you break my boy's heart, I break every one of your bones.
Becca: (gulp) Yes, ma'am.
Vendara: I will break each of them twice.
Becca: ...
Stayon: C'mere, let me give you a tour of the tent where I slept as a child.
Pippin: Well, I suppose getting a head start on that Big, Happy Family aspiration by having grandkids in place is a good idea.
Vendara: My kids are so practical and helpful...and if that little co-ed hurts Stayon, I will make her my own personal plasma sippy cup.
Pippin: Vampire threats are weird. Anyway, they finish tent time and Kacie plans an outing for the group.
Kacie: So, you losers wanna go to the gym since we're all building the fitness skill?
Losers: Ok.
Nathaniel: Strange that we all picked fitness as a skill to max.
Raldo: Not really since we all spent our day or two of being teens jogging to clear our heads.
Nathaniel: That's fair.
And upstairs, another Flummux was working on fitness by shooting baskets.Brant: Oh my, your form is outstanding!
Janae: Yeah, I'm not actually shooting right now.
Brant: I didn't say shooting form.
Janae: Awww, that's sweet, but aren't you married? And gay?
Brant: I am trying really hard to be both of those things right now, but you are really making that challenging!
Janae: That's either really sweet or extremely creepy. I'm choosing to go with sweet!
Brant Whew, I lucked out.
And speaking of lucking out, Seven, who had aged up right before we left for the gym, was lucky enough to meet a charming mermaid.Kalamainu'u: What are you looking at, dork?
Seven: (smiles and bats his eyes)
Kalamainu'u: Stop batting your pretty eyes at me, reject!
Seven: (winks)
Kalamainu'u: Ugh, that's not better, you stupidly handsome brat!
Kacie: Hey, mermaid, we were gonna head back to the house. Wanna come with?
Kalamainu'u: Ugh, fine.
Seven: (gestures to his lips and then back and forth between them)
Kalamainu'u: Ewww, are you seriously asking me to kiss you in your disgustingly cute silent way? That is so lame! I'm leaving. (stands to leave)
Seven: (stands and kisses her)
Kalamainu'u: I...I...I guess I could stay for a bit...I mean, you'd probably whine and annoy everyone if I left. Wait, where are you going?
Kalamainu'u: Ugh, fine, I guess I'll go into the stupid little tent with you, you obnoxiously cute weirdo.
Kalamainu'u: Whoa, that was ama...I mean, that was ok. I guess. I suppose you could show me your other tents if you really wanted, dork.
Seven: (smiles and takes her on a tour of every tent)
But the creation of grandchildren for Vendara and Aravin is not the only thing happening in these young adult years. The young adult offspring have all started their careers. Kacie has already gotten 2 promotions in the athletics career while Raldo also has 2 as a writer. Meantime, Nathaniel has gotten 1 promotion in the retail career and Janae has gotten one promotion in the entertainer field.Pippin: But they're not the only ones who have gone to work.
Aravin: Woot! Level 2 in the science career! Still, not quite sure why Vendara wanted me to get a job since we both make so much money from painting?
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Aravin: What?!?! That sounds ridiculous. Why would my wife want me to have a baby with some pollination technician? Wouldn't that be cheating? I mean, no member of the Flummux family would ever be part of a relationship that involves cheating on someone's spouse.
Janae: (laughs in guilty)
And cluster one is making amazing progress and will probably all be finished with their requirements well in advance of Vendara finally finishing her aspiration since her neglectful Watcher neglectfully neglected to plan for it properly neglectfully.Pippin: Ouch.