Chapter 139 - Laser Love (Part 2)
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I lied about the party ending around 4 a.m. The truth is, the paparazzi finally gets into the party spirit and sings karaoke well into daylight. I'm glad you managed to come around, sir.
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Krystal doesn't go to bed when I expect her to. Instead, I find her downstairs working on her first painting since becoming a member of the family. And it's the most perfect, however abridged, painting I could have imagined for her. I mean. Come on. No matter that I normally hate this painting; this one is coming with us to the next town, thank you very much.
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Rory wakes up a few hours later feeling a bit foggy in the head. Something feels...off. Did he really get married last night? Was it all a dream? Did he eat too much cake?
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"Wh...Where am I??"
Oh no, everything's fine, Rory. It's just that YOU GOT INTO BED WITH YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW INSTEAD OF YOUR WIFE ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT.
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We're going to politely ignore this and check on some other family members. Oh look, Quinn is singing with the paparazzi in her underwear. I would also categorize this as "fine".
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Worry not, dear reader. She pauses periodically to gaze pointedly at her (invisible) ring, just to remind her singing partner that she's unavailable to do anything but sing with him.
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I come back later to find that Penelope has replaced her sister and is having WAY too much fun with this.
Ada: "I have come to pass judgment on you both for the impropriety of this activity."
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Penelope: *monkey noises*
Everyone's exhausted from the wedding last night, but that's too bad, because now everyone has to graduate!
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I know, Rory. I felt the same way when I had to walk at graduation.
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Evidently the entire population of Moonlight Falls is graduating today. Ada, sporting her new, most proper cane, leads the pack into City Hall to begin the ceremony.
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It takes absolutely forever, but eventually, the Lovelands start reappearing. Quinn wins Valedictorian and is voted Most Popular, an admirable accomplishment for an Evil Loner. Krystal (who somehow managed to escape her robes and cap and wear her wedding dress instead) graduates with honor and is voted Most Likely to Never Leave the House.
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The boys emerge soon after. Rory graduates with Highest Honors and is voted...Most Likely to Take Over the World? All right then. And Hank, who is gazing at his brother-in-law with a little too much affection for my liking, graduates with Merit and is voted Most Likely to SAVE the World. You guys, stop it. We do not have time for a villain-and-superhero-love-story plot twist. ALSO YOU GUYS ARE MARRIED. AND NOT TO EACH OTHER.
*sigh*
What a weird note to end on. Is it really that time already? I guess it is.
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The Lovelands' time in Moonlight Falls is complete. The next town is the final town, which means that as soon as the next generation of children ages up to young adult, the challenge will be over. (Also, please excuse everyone's awkward posing. I moved everybody to the photo op mid-action and left them as is because I just can't be bothered.)
So, here's the deal regarding heirship. Because we're so close to the end, and because I have found selecting an heir this generation to be literally impossible...surprise! We have two heirs. Quinn and Rory will be shouldering the burden together. Penelope and Maritza will come to the next town and live nearby. And everybody will be happy and everything will be lovely and I will not be sad.
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Quinn, being the older of the two heirs, does the honors and checks the mailbox to discover the family's final destination.
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Quinn: "Rory, come here. You're the heir too. Don't you want to know where we're going next?"
Rory: "No, thanks. I'm going to sit over here with a book and pretend this isn't happening."
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Poor awkward Rory. Well, Quinn's happy to do the job. And she seems pretty excited about where the Lovelands are headed.
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Goodbye, Moonlight Falls. We'll see you again one day.