Namaste! It is time for me to take over as the chronicler of this Dynasty. I am Marie-Josephine Blackburn, an Aries sun. My star chart is pretty amazing actually, we should go over it sometime!
I have been looking forward to this chance for me to guide you along our Path together and lead the family into the next stage of our journey. Not everyone has what it takes to be a spiritual leader, but I feel so called to it.
As you are aware, I recently reached my next stage and became a teenager and as a present, my mom, Lucy, took the two of us to Shang Simla! I couldn’t wait! I’ve been dying to go since I was a child! They are home to some amazing ancient practices and they have mastered honing both the body and the mind, which is very relevant to my enlightenment.
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Mom wanted to go shop and explore town a little, but I wanted to get started! I wish Lacy could have been here, but she isn’t so off I go on my own!
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There are so many tombs here! And despite being closed off for centuries, now I get to open them up and liberate the treasures inside. Luckily for the locals, I had no trouble breaking into them! They really have no idea what amazing treasures they have sealed away!
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Before long, I was deep in some hidden temple. It was so activating! The thrill, the adventure! It was even better than in the stories! I took so many pictures to show Lacy and LaShawn when I get home.
Despite the many hurdles thrown in my path, I was able to outsmart them all! I am the top of my class, or well, I was and I will be again once I am back home and going to school again. The point is my mind is as challenged as my body.
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I’m, like, amazing at this! I’m not surprised, after all, this is my destiny. Even I am a little impressed at my natural talent for it though. I think it helped that I have been avoiding all the foreign food here and been eating clean. I like to start my day off with one of mom’s alkaline smoothies. It’s really helpful having a gourmet chef along to help prepare my meals for me. You really feel just so much better when you are eating right.
It took Mom some time to understand my diet plan, but it's really pretty simple. It's mostly vegetables and fruits and never dairy! Always organic, of course. And no nightshades, obviously. And of course limited carbs. A few others things, but really, it's just so easy and it hardly takes Mom any extra time to prepare my meals for me. You should totally try it!
Mom spent her time finding some local, fresh fruits and veggies to use in my green juice. All organic, of course. Plus, she had promised Grandma Adelaide to bring some home for her to cook with.
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I didn’t spend my entire time exploring though. I had other goals as well, such as learning martial arts. I have wanted to learn since I was a kid and now I can be taught by the greatest masters in the world. It’s really such a fascinating activity and I really love how centering it is. Really spiritual. And I think I really have what it takes to come in and dominate!
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While there is sparing, it isn’t a violent activity. It’s all about communing with your body and your surroundings and zen. Zen is such a beautiful concept, you know? As a fire sign, it can be hard for me to turn down my passion and drive and just enjoy the moment and learning to meditate was just...transcendent. It really helps me live in the moment and provides such clarity and focus.
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I am, like, super good at beating people up though.
It’s so beautiful here and so tranquil I spent hours just communing with myself and with nature and the universe. I don’t think most teenagers could handle it, but I found it just life changing. Everyone should spend a few days just meditating in a zen garden in China, I promise you’ll be a changed person! When you are as mature as I am, you can really open up yourself and enter the next plane of existence.
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Mom kept lecturing me that I shouldn’t spend the entire trip adventuring or practicing and insisted we go for a swim together. I hated it. I’m a fire sign! I don’t like hanging around in tepid bathwater! It’s filthy! Thankfully she didn’t make me swim long and I got to work on my tan by the pool while she splashed around.
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I did manage to convince Mom that she should join me in learning martial arts. She doesn’t have my natural talent, but she seems to be enjoying it.
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While sparring is fun, I mostly wanted to explore tombs and meditate. I discovered some fascinating tombs, though not everything went perfectly smoothly.
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The time went by far too fast and Mom was informing me it was time to fly back home. While I hated leaving the serene, exotic beauty of Shang Simla, it was great to be back home. It was almost time for Lacy and LaShawn’s birthday and we couldn’t miss that.
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Back home, I decided that I needed my own space to practice and had this lovely little zen garden made where I could meditate in private. It’s just so quaint! I can really feel my spiritual center here. It’s also got a board breaker for when I want to vent some anger productively.
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Mom has been doing her own centering and her pieces were finally up to her standards. She was ready for Immortality. It’s important to never settle for less than what you deserve, something Mom taught me well. She seemed to have a bit more spark in her step when she came down out of the tower. I can't wait for my turn, though I'm not sure if Deathfish is alkaline...
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Lacy and LaShawn were thrilled to hear all about my adventures. Lacy is hoping she can go with Mom sometime soon as well. She is going to love it! And it will probably help clear up some of her skin issues. I think her chakras might be a little blocked.
I was itching to get back to Shang Simla though and I managed to whine to Mom and Dad and they agreed to take me again. I think they liked the chance to spend some time alone together while I got to explore.
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This wasn’t a pleasure trip though. I had a higher purpose this trip. I had heard about a rare axe, locked away to keep it’s raw, dangerous power in check. And while I can imagine other, lesser people had trouble with it, but I knew I could handle it. I had meditated a long time and I was ready for this challenge.
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It took some time to figure out how to get inside the tomb but soon I was working my way through it. No puzzles or danger were a match for me!
And then I was before it. It hummed with power and I knew it was meant for me. Hidden away in this strange, exotic land until it’s rightful owner could come for it!
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With my new, incredible tool, I was ready for even more adventures. No boulder could withstand my mighty power! Tombs that had previously been hidden from me were now available! Nothing was going to stop me!
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Not wells full of filthy, stagnant water. Ugh. I really wish Lacy was here so I could make her do these parts.
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And fire only makes me stronger! Aries power activated! My chakras were just perfectly balanced here and I felt so in tune with everything.
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Mom and Dad were still enjoying themselves, being romantic and stuff. It’s good I guess, but kinda gross when it’s your own parents. And nowhere near as cool as what I was doing, but I guess that’s what happens when you spend all day in an art studio.
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Then it was sadly time to go back home again. My moms were all over each other after being apart, same with my Dad and Uncle Alaric. Gross!
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I don’t really endorse just about any of my characters, but in particular, Marie-Josephine is a bit racist and I do apologize for her trash views and I do not share them at all. As she mostly just says microaggression and not like slurs I just wanted to be clear around that part. My characters are not at all mouth pieces for me and are unreliable narrators at best.
I also apologize for the utter lack of pictures of teenage Lacy's face. I wasn't kidding when I said I forgot to take screenshots of stuff. Like Lacy and LaShawn where you can actually see them. But do I have 1000 pictures of very similar looking tomb raiding? Why yes I do!