On a beach on an island in Sulani, six Behrs set off on a quest to create a whole new world.Caitlyn: A hole! New whirled!!
Michelle: Well, not what he meant, but we can work with that. Alright, everyone, let's get started on our jobs. Step one, we need to unlock townies since we're all siblings, so we can't populate this world without moving in spouses.
Norma: Ewww, that is just creepy to think about. I mean, the only guys here are Bowen and Shanna.
Shanna: Not a guy.
Michelle: I'll set up the party with me as host and you guys as guests.
Clara: Ooooo, can I go play in the water?
Michelle: Later, sweetie.
Bowen: Umm, if we're...the only guests...and stuff...who's that?
Edwin: They're coming to take over!! Everyone run for your lives!!
Shanna: I can silence him!
Michelle: No! Let him live.
Shanna: Boy, if she wasn't holding me back!
Caitlyn: Thank goodness we have a big, strong man to protect us!
Shanna: Not a man!
Norma: Kava's ready!
Michelle: Alright, everyone, a toast!
Clara: I'd love some toast!
Michelle: Not that type of toast, sweetie. A toast to us, and to this amazing new enterprise where we will shape and mold the world into a glorious, new place, getting by with the bare necessities...
Caitlyn:
Behr necessities?
Michelle: (facepalm) Fine, Behr necessities.
Norma: Do we drink now?
Caitlyn: Unless you kava better idea!
And immediately after that kava party hits gold, they throw another kava party.
Norma: Why are all these people here? They're talking about me. I just know they are.
Michelle: Alright, no one speak to the townies. They're not unlocked yet.
Clara: I don't think you can lock people?
Caitlyn: You can if you try hard enough!
Shanna: Umm, Norma? Is there supposed to be that much fire in the grill?
Norma: AAAAHHHH!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
Random Townie: I've got this!
Michelle: I would thank her, but townies are not unlocked yet.
Random Townie: You're quite welcome, strange but beautiful young lady.
And after that kava party went gold, they threw another kava party.
Clara: I'd like to make some toast.
Shanna: Make
a toast.
Michelle: Eh, close enough. Drink up.
And after they finished the third kava party with a gold medal, they threw yet another kava party.
Michelle: We love-a the kava!!
Norma: I'm so sick of it.
Caitlyn: (singing) Kava kava kava kava kava kameleon!
And after that party went gold, they threw their fifth and final kava party.
Michelle: Yes, last one, and are we
sure we haven't unlocked services? I mean, just one little freebie with a maid coming over?
Pippin: No, sorry, rules are rules. And should you really be calling me without electricity?
Michelle: I charged the battery before we came. And I mean, I guess I'll just have Caitlyn clean it. Caitlyn?
Caitlyn: (snore) but not the llama on the right (snore)
Michelle: Yeah, ok, gold on five parties in our first day, townies unlocked. I'm calling it a day. We'll clean up tomorrow.
And so, as the sun rises on our second day in Sulani..Michelle: Caitlyn! Dish time!
Caitlyn: I will dishtroy them all!!
Michelle: Atta girl! And now I get to...
Michelle: sit around and read. And read. I mean, I do have a great view of Clara's garden, though. Great work playing in the dirt, kiddo!
Michelle: How's the guitar skill coming along, Shanna?
Shanna: I figured out that if I press down on the strings it changes the sound!
Michelle: Good work! You'll be playing things that vaguely resemble songs in no time!
Shanna: ...you sure I can't kill someone yet?
Michelle: Later, sweetie. Whatcha makin' over there, Bow?
Bowen: I'm...making...a mess of things...pretty much.
Michelle: Stick with it, big guy. You can do this!
Caitlyn: Couldn't we have had our other brother do woodworking?
Shanna: I'm not a guy!
Michelle: Stick with it, Bow. Anyway, I've had enough book time. Let's have some llama time, ladies!
Michelle: Ooo, tough luck. Good try though, Clara!
Pippin: Clara is particularly bad at Don't Wake the Llama.
Shanna: Umm, there are people in the water.
Michelle: So there are!
Shanna: May I...kill them?
Michelle: Not yet, sweetie. Let's try some social skills.
Shanna: Dang it.
Shanna: Hi. I'm Shanna. My sister says I'm not allowed to kill you.
Teulia: Ummm, ok...is that woodworking guy your brother? He's cute!
Shanna: Ah, you must have taken your contacts out to swim.
Teulia: ...can we stop talking now?
Clara: Hi! Heh heh. You're a boy.
Aleki: Well, a little old to be called a "boy," but yes.
Clara: A boy who's
male!
Aleki: I'm Aleki.
Clara: Yeah you are!
Aleki: And your name is...?
Clara: Yes, it is! And I'm a growed up girl now!
Aleki: I see that. And I'm very confused by your mannerisms, but you are charmingly silly, young lady.
Clara: Oh. Clara. It's my name!
Rua: Well, hello, pretty lady. I'm Rua.
Norma: You're have hair be nice.
Rua: I...what now?
Norma: Your face is good. Norma be me!
Rua: I'm sorry, is Simlish not your native language?
Norma: Funny be you're making the talky words!
Clara: Hi. You're a girl, so not as interesting, but my loser brothers might need someone, so my sister, Michelle, she's the really pretty one, thought I should talk to you or whatever, but I'd really like to talk to the boy.
Lanuola: The boy? You mean that old guy over there you were talking to?
Clara: Yes! Why? Did he
mention me?
Bowen: Hmm, maybe...knife block...doesn't mean I carve it...with a knife?
Michelle: So, how'd the socializing go?
Clara: There was a boy and he was male and he told me his
name!
Michelle: That's great, sweetie. He needs to win my approval before he can even
think of asking you out or touching you or even speaking to you in a sweet voice.
Clara: That seems perfectly reasonable!
Shanna: I'm gonna go practice further away from everyone's ears!
Michelle: And we all love, encourage, and thank you!
Norma: Just gonna cook another plate of Rua…I mean...fruit. A serving of fruit. Psh, Rua. I didn't say Rua. You must have said that.
Michelle: Literally wasn't even talking.
Norma: See? Must have been Rua YOU. I meant you. You said Rua.
Michelle: Umm, ok. Sure. I'm gonna read now.
And with townies unlocked and some of them catching the eyes of our young Behrs, the crew set their collective sights on lots of long, tedious days of skilling. Endless, mind-numbing skilling.Caitlyn: HaHA! Tricked ya, my mind's
already numb!
Michelle: Alright, tell the nice readers "goodbye," sweetie.
Caitlyn: Goodbye, sweetie!
Michelle: (facepalm)
