The irrefutably fantastic Nessy Jeong started a dynasty with a flair unknown to the Simverse. Continuing forward, her fairy godmother witch daughter, Tavi, kept going strong for the second generation, and now the hopes and dreams of dear, sweet Nessy's dynasty rest on the bare shoulders of young Alibreeze.
Alibreeze: Yep, and this beachfront property tends to make everyone show up in their swimwear. Oh, speaking of people showing up, who's that?
Alibreeze: It's Lilith Vatore...walking right past me and heading to the door to knock. Ooo, a seashell! Alright, now it's time to play host to my first ever guest!
Alibreeze: Welcome to my humble abode!
Lilith: Thanks, this place is really cool! Way less stuffy than living in Vampville.
Alibreeze: Well, I mean, if you want to move out of Vampville, and if I have a son, you're already at the front of the list for spouse choices!
Lilith: Aww, you're sweet. And I don't mean that in a taste sort of way. It wasn't a vampire threat.
Alibreeze: I wasn't gonna ask, but I
was a bit worried. Oh, and since you're a vampire, and we're in the fast lane for friendship, that means Pippin totally didn't need to send me to the Puppy Park when I was a teen to get that second non-human friend.
Pippin: But the puppy was so cute!
Alibreeze: And the beefy gardener was nice too. Hmm, everyone shows up in their beachwear, so maybe I should invite Jake the muscular gardener over to...
Holden: Hey, Alibreeze!
Alibreeze: Oh, hi, Holden.
Lilith: Ooo, you ordered me take out?
Holden: Heh heh, she's kidding, right?
Alibreeze: …why are you wearing wings?
Holden: Well, you're hanging out with a vampire, and you're a spellcaster, so I figured I'd try to pass myself off as a fairy.
Lilith: Just a little nibble?
Holden: ...please tell me she's kidding?
Alibreeze: K, Lily and I are gonna go stargaze. Later, Skirt!
Lilith: We are? Cool! Later, snack!
Holden: ...kidding?
Lilith: Ooo, look at the bottom of your house!
Alibreeze: …huh? Are you talking? My ears are literally under water right now.
Lilith: …what? Can't hear you because my ears are underwater.
And after a bit more of that nonsense, the guests left and Alibreeze spent some more time working on her collection...of friends!
Alibreeze: Hey, elemental guy!
Haych: Welcome to Sulani, radiant child. I am Haych. It is an honor to have you in our island paradise.
Alibreeze: Aww, thanks, man! And it's nice to have you, an elemental, as a friend, thereby proving that Pippin
really didn't need to send me off to spend hours trying to befriend a puppy.
Pippin: Fine! I get the point!! Oh, wait a minute...
Pippin: yeah, pretty ghost girl might end up in Behrtopia.
Alibreeze: Stay focused on this game file, Pip.
Pippin: What? Oh! Sorry.
Alibreeze: No worries. Anyway, ghost time is done, so I'm gonna try to grab a few more seashells before I head to work.
Pippin: Such lovely scenery!
Alibreeze: …I hope you're referring to the landscape and not gushing about me again.
Pippin: …I can be doing both, right?
Alibreeze: (sigh) whatever. I'm off to work! Time to join that ultimate crime fighting task force...
Alibreeze: Sulani 5-0
Pippin: ...
Pippin: ...
Pippin: ...
Alibreeze: What are you doing?
Pippin: Oh, I was just giving the readers time to hum the theme song.
Alibreeze: …you are so weird.
Captain: Alright, newbie, time to start working your way up the ladder.
Alibreeze: Thanks for the vote of confidence, chief.
Front Desk Clerk: So, I see a Post-It here that there was a vandalism issue reported.
Alibreeze: Well, gotta start somewhere.
Alibreeze: Alright, crew, start taking pictures of the damage but don't touch anything. I want to see if we can get some prints.
Officer 1: Yes, most modern artists do sell prints of their work.
Officer 2: But wouldn't the originals be worth so much more?
Alibreeze: Change of plans, you idiots stay outside and let me know if any super muscular gardeners walk past. It's
very important to this case.
Both Officers: Okay!!
Alibreeze: Police work seemed a bit more action-oriented at first, but I guess this can help prepare me if I ever want to pursue a career as a photographer or art critic. Well, time to head inside.
Alibreeze: Lilith?
Lilith: Yeah, I wander around at night a lot, so I may have seen some suspicious figures in this area.
Alibreeze: And you just wandered into the house without anyone noticing?
Lilith: There were two morons out front playing rock-paper-scissors, so they were too distracted to notice me.
Officer 1: Officer Jeong, there's a rather fit-looking plumber, does that...oooooo, who's your friend?
Alibreeze: This is Lilith.
Officer 1: Well, hello, pretty lady.
Lilith: Ooo, a man in uniform. I'd love to have you for dinner sometime.
Officer 1: Well, I mean, okay.
Pippin: And that joke is what we call an oldy, but a goody!
Alibreeze: Back to the station to analyze this evidence! Oh, and enjoy your meal, Lilith!
Lilith: I plan to...
Alibreeze: Gunnar, my good friend, let's go cloudgaze so we can get to know each other better.
Gunnar: I'd love to!
Gunnar: I went outside and you never showed up and now you're working on my computer and I think you did that just to get me away from the computer.
Alibreeze: Someone promote this man to detective!
Gunnar: Oh, really? You really think I could be a detective? I mean...wow! Thanks, Alibreeze.
Alibreeze: ...that was sarcasm, but you're welcome. Well. Scanned, logged, analyzed, and entered everything, guess I'll go help with fingerprinting, mugshots, and frisking.
Criminal: Shouldn't this have all been done when I was first brought in? I mean, I've been in that cell for about 6 hours now...
Alibreeze: Hey, I don't make the policies, I just carry them out. Ok, frisking time.
Criminal: Well, I mean, ok!
Alibreeze: Is this a...turkey baster?
Criminal: What?!? That's not mine! I was just holding it for a friend!
Alibreeze: ...it's a turkey baster.
Criminal: You got it all wrong! I'm innocent! I'm just a victim of circumstance!
Alibreeze: Again, turkey baster.
Captain: (SCREAM)
Criminal: That wasn't me!
Alibreeze: Obviously. I'm gonna check that out. Book him, Gunno!
Gunnar: A cute nickname? First you say I should be promoted, now I get a cute nickname? This is the best day of my life!!
Alibreeze: Captain? Captain!!
Officer 1: Sadly, it's her time.
Criminal 2: Nooo! She was so kind to me!!
Grim: Ok, people, gotta give me some swingin' room!
Alibreeze: I'd like a few words with you when you're finished, Grim.
Grim: I mean, your mom's a friend of mine, so that's cool.
Alibreeze: So, Grim, I know the captain was elderly and that Officer 1 said it was her time, but there was a look on whatever passes for your face that seemed a little off.
Grim: Well, yeah. I checked my log and I was originally scheduled to get her in a week and a half, but all of the sudden, it was expidited.
Alibreeze: And that's unusual?
Grim: Absolutely! I mean, we also only track natural life span, so if there's something like an accident...
Alibreeze: Or murder?
Grim: I mean, yeah. By the way, should that guy really be updating his Simstagram on the Captain's computer?
Alibreeze: ...probably not, but I work with idiots, so I'm just gonna choose my battles.
Grim: Smart.
Alibreeze: Alright, it looks like the Captain was murdered and I will not rest, I will not stop until I find out...oh, work day's done. Guess I'll get back to this tomorrow.
Alibreeze: K, gonna grab a few more shells and...really, Pippin?
Pippin: What?
Alibreeze: Not my most flattering angle, perhaps?
Pippin: I...the scenery! The beach and the water and the trees...
Alibreeze: Ugh, I'm heading home...and maybe I'll invite over some company.
Pippin: Holden?
Alibreeze: Nope!
Pippin: Lilith?
Alibreeze: Nope!
Pippin: ...you aren't...
Alibreeze: Yep! Everyone shows up in their swimwear!
Alibreeze: Oooooo, Jake the muscly gardener!
Pippin: Yeah, sadly he aged up to elder.
Alibreeze: His muscles aged up so well!!
Alibreeze: Wow, gardening must be such a workout, huh?
Jake: Umm, I guess. You could stop rubbing my arm, maybe?
Alibreeze: I mean, I could, I guess.
Pippin: And you could remember you have a boyfriend!
Alibreeze: Technically, I'm a young adult and he's a teen, so that's not a legal relationship at the moment, so I'm sure any charges of cheating would not be upheld.
Pippin: That's not how that works.
Alibreeze: Jake, have you ever considered rocking a Speedo instead of trunks?
Jake: Well, I...
Alibreeze: Oh, I could help you change if you need me to.
Jake: I...
Alibreeze: So anyway, Jake, I was really traumatized at work. My boss died and I suspect foul play and I just need to be held.
Jake: Oh, you poor dear! You sure
do need to be held!
Alibreeze: Heh heh heh.
And with that, we leave our brilliant young detective with a mystery on her hands and large, muscly arms around her body.Pippin: (facepalm)
