We return to the home of the heir and eldest daughter of the gloriously magnanimous Nessy Jeong to find...Pippin: Kayaan being Kayaan.
Kayaan: Yeah, people see my wife being all green and they just...you know...lots of mess...
Pippin: I think we get the idea. And where is the aforementioned wife?
Kayaan: Oh, she went to see her sisters.
Pippin: Finley and Alejandra?
Kayaan: Other sisters.
Pippin: Dali?
Kayaan: No, the other ones.
Pippin: Other sisters? Oh!! Johnny's kids! Hurry, forumites, to the Behr cave!!
Tavi: Behr cave. That's pretty funny!
Johnny: It's one of his better ones, yes.
Tavi: Because Candy's last name is
Behr.
Johnny: That's right, sweetie. Now this is your sister Caitlyn.
Shanna: Oh my gosh, you're so tall!
Tavi: And Behr sounds like bear!
Johnny: Focus, Tavi. This little beauty with the glasses is Shanna.
Caitlyn: I'm gonna get contacts when I'm older so I can look super pretty like Auntie Nes!
Tavi: Heh heh, Behr.
Johnny: (sigh) Let's head into "the Behr cave" and meet your other sisters.
Tavi: Behr cave.
Michelle: Hey there! You must be Tavi.
Tavi: Oh my goodness!! She's gorgeous
and a psychic!!
Michelle: Actually, dad just told us you'd be coming over, so...
Tavi: Quick, what number am I thinking?
Michelle: I...
Tavi: Oh my GOSH!!! That's exactly right!! I was thinking the Roman numeral 1!!!
Michelle: You are delightfully unique, sis.
Tavi: Pippin! Use her as a future founder!!
Pippin: I mean, I might have been thinking about it, so...
Pippin: but yeah, no such thoughts for Bowen.
Candy: But he's a nice boy even if he's not eye candy like his mama.
Pippin: And you must feel comforted knowing that no woman is ever going want to take him away from you so he'll always be here to take care of you.
Bowen: I think you were trying to be nice, but that's not how nice works.
Candy: Yeah, Pippin's bad at considerate, dear, just smile and nod like we've been practicing for his visits, okay?
Pippin: Hey, I'm nice!
Bowen: (smiles and nods)
Pippin: See? He agrees! Anyway, we head home for some grading and after the next school day...
Pippin: par-tay time!
Alejandra: Which witch is which, am I right?
Finley: That question hurt my head.
Morgyn: Hello, deary!
Morgan: Hello sir...or ma'am...I really don't know how pronouns work.
Morgyn: Those aren't pronouns.
Morgan: I
did mention not knowing how they work.
Morgyn: I
like you!
Morgan: Sorry, I'm already taken, but you can't know that since Pippin says it's a secret.
Pippin: (facepalm)
Alibreeze: Hedoe peeble!
Purple Suit Guy: She's the cutest, amirite?
Alibreeze: Am wite!
Johnny: Umm, isn't your relationship supposed to be a secret?
Pippin: Well, yes, so if you'd stop drawing attention to us that would be nice.
Johnny: ...whatever.
Dahlia: We all just pretend not to see, dad. It makes him happy.
Pippin: What was that?
Dahlia: (smiling and nodding)
Pippin: Oh, guess everything's fine then.
And as the party is winding down, we get notification that the romance festival is going on.Tavi: Husband! To the kissing fair!!
Kayaan: The wha...?
Tavi: Mwah!! And now, to the ownership arch!!
Tavi: I call dibs on you all over again and no one else can have you!
Kayaan: You're the sweetest, babe!
Tavi: I'm actually Finley.
Kayaan: ...uhh…
Tavi: I'm just kidding! Whew! You shoulda seen your face!
Kayaan: Oh, I mean, I knew it was you...
Tavi: I'm actually Alejandra.
Kayaan: You're...not really...
Tavi: Kidding!!! Oh man, it's Tavi. I'm just messin' with ya.
Kayaan: ...I'm gonna need therapy.
Tavi: K, I'm gonna go to the bathroom to make a friend!
Kayaan: …what?
Tavi: ...and then the llama said, "Como te me?" Hahahahaha
PottyBot: Ha. Ha. Ha. I do not get the joke.
Tavi: Neither do I!!! Hahahahahaha
Pippin: And friendship is made.
Tavi: Woot!! Time to take my kid sis to a bar!!
Pippin: Wait, what?
Michelle: Umm, are you sure I should really be going to a bar with you?
Tavi: Of course! I'm a teacher, so that makes it ok.
Pippin: That is
not how that works!
Michelle: Oh, alright then.
Pippin: (facepalm)
Tavi: K, I'm gonna practice debating in the bathroom mirror. Just holler if you have any trouble, M.
Michelle: I'm guessing I'm M?
Alejandra: Yeah, I'm pretty good at handing out random nicknames. I get it from my mom.
Michelle: This is so weird.
Creepy Bar Guy: Well hey there, little lady. What's a lovely little thing like you doing in a place like this?
Michelle: Getting ready to call for my witch sister to take care of you if you don't back off, creeper.
Creepy Bar Guy: Aww, does the little angel need someone to take care of her? I'll keep you safe, my little...
Michelle: Tavi!!
Tavi (from the bathroom): Inferniate!!
Random Bar Guy: AAAAAHHH!!!!
Michelle: Thanks, sis!
Tavi: You're welcome, gorgeous!
Finley: Pretty sure I meant me.
Alejandra: Yeah, pretty sure I didn't.
Dahlia: You make sense to me, Yellow Tavi.
Pippin: Well, all these sisters may be lovely, but you know who's a real cutie pie?
Alibreeze: I cue pie!
Pippin: You said it, kid!
And with the requisite toddler spam taken care of, we turn our attention to...Pippin: Spouse hunting!!
Tavi: Hello, random Sim! The voice in my head tells me that you're glowing and might be an alien and your pink hair means interesting genetics, so you might be a good spouse option for my toddler daughter!
Tetsu: Ummm, I feel really uncomfortable now.
Pippin: Get used to that feeling, bucko!
Tetsu: I want to go home.
Tavi: Well, I guess I should give my toddler daughter female partner options too. Excuse me Tootsie.
Tetsu: Tetsu, and you're excused...and what the actual heck just happened?
Charles: We all know she's really still hung up on me.
Pippin: No, she's really not.
Charles: …please can she be? Just a little?
But alas, Charles is at a loss, and our darling tiny heir-in-waiting has only one love for now...Alibreeze: Lub da peabudda jeddy!!
And with that wonderful love story told, we bid a loving farewell to our dynasty household and the glorious essence of Nessy that is ever present there.Nessy: Thank you, narrator. Thank you!