We rejoin the Jeong household to find our young heiress, the firstborn child of the magnanimous Nessy, preparing for her day of school.Tavi: Ooo, fruit salad! Breakfast of champions!
Gurgalmesh: No time for eating! Must burn them all!!!
Tavi: And it looks like there's some of Dad's grilled cheese left over if you want some...?
Gurgalmesh: ...there's time for eating.
And after the girls head off to school, the most gifted and glorious founder of all time has plenty of free time to knock out her two final requirements.Johnny: So your odd job is to clean up this entire beach?
Nessy: Yep.
Johnny: Wow, that seems like an awful lot of work!
Nessy: That's why I brought you, silly!
Johnny: Yeah, that sounds about right.
Nessy: Ew, a gum wrapper! Get that for me, ok?
Johnny: Of course.
And with the beaches made safe again thanks to the tireless work of our darling and dearest Nessy and the minor input of her sidekick, Johnny, our kind and gracious gal sets up a fan meet & greet as her final social event since Pippin is a horrible and neglectful Watcher and never joins her at acting gigs anymore.Pippin: I'm focusing on getting Tavi off to a good head start!
Horrible. And. Neglectful. Watcher!Pippin: I liked you better when you were the snark box.
Nessy: So, here I am, fans! Start adoring!
Fans: (adoring)
Nessy: Hey! Aren't you Pukey Bear?
Yuki: Yuki Behr, yes.
Nessy: I hear you're not spoiling the kids Johnny had with his mistress and I am
very displeased with this!
Yuki: I'm...I'm sorry. I'll go home right now and make them cookies, ok?
Nessy: You do that, Pukey! And if my girl Rachelle hits me up about you being neglectful again, I will lecture you even harder!
Yuki: Michele. Not Rachelle, her name's Michele.
Nessy: Don't backtalk me!
Yuki: I'm sorry!
And later on, inside…Nessy: Oh hey, aren't you the teacher that neither of my children picked as a mentor?
L. Faba: (sigh) Yes. Thanks for reminding me.
Nessy: You're welcome. Do you want my autograph?
L. Faba: Well of course!!!
And with everything completed, there's only one thing left to do...Nessy: Hey, Pippin! I did all the things! All by myself!
Pippin: Congrats, but you
did have some help from Johnny and your endless invited-friends-as-babysitters list.
Nessy: All. By. MYSELF!
Pippin: You sure did and everyone is really impressed by that!
Nessy: So, it's almost time to turn the reigns over to Tavi now, right?
Pippin: It is. I'll...I'll miss my time hanging out with you Nessy.
Nessy: Eh, I'll just have Tavi give me a potion of immortality and make sure you're never rid of me.
Pippin: That's...pretty brilliant, actually.
Nessy: Great, I'll have Tavi swing by sometime so you two can talk about her leg of the dynasty. I mean, unless you and Morgan need more private time.
Pippin: Morgan's not here!
Morgan: (from where she's hiding in the bathroom) Yeah, I'm at home right now! Totally not here!
Pippin: (facepalm)
Nessy: Ok, bye!
And as we return home, we find that Johnny has been hard at work trying to get the perfect paintings for the fabulous founder and her excellent heiress.Nessy: I look even more attractive than usual standing by my beloved prize!
Dahlia: Simeon says the same thing about me.
Nessy: ...I mean, I guess that's sweet?
Dahlia: Yep, sweet like candy!
Johnny: Sweet like Candy!
Candy: It's silly wordplay, but I kinda totally love it!
And where is our heiress at this point, you wonder? She is off seeking the sage wisdom of her Watcher.Tavi: Hey, so, Pippin, I...
Tavi: …this seems like a bad time. I'll come back later, maybe? Or never? K, bye. Gonna go wash my eyes out with soap.
Morgan: Did you hear something?
Pippin: Just the beating of my own heart, you little vixen!
Morgan: Oh. Your heartbeat apparently sounds like a teenage girl, but whatever.
Pippin: …what?
Horrible and neglectful Watcher! Anyway, our traumatized, but undeterred heiress continues getting things set up for her future.Tavi: Hey, Mom, this is magical make-you-younger juice! It will help you stay in adulthood and not turn into an elder before I have a chance to find the recipe of the making-you-live-forever magic juice!
Nessy: I certainly do have the best fairy godmothers ever!
Tavi: This is true! And I never even set the shower on fire!
Dahlia: Hey! True, but hey!!
Tavi: Anyway, I'm off to get some payback on Charles!
Gurgalmesh: Burn him to ashes!
Tavi: Take that! Pew pew pew!
Charles: Ooof! Oh yeah, princess?
Charles: Ha HA!
Tavi: This...went badly...
Gurgalmesh: You didn't listen. I said burn him to ashes.
Tavi: OH! Inferniate!!
Charles: Umm, OOWWW!!!!
Tavi: That was awesome! But it would be wrong to just leave him here on fire...chillio!!
Charles: Cold....so cold...and burnt...
Gurgalmesh: I am proud and disappointed.
Tavi: Aww, thanks, buddy!
Gurgalmesh: ...you're welcome.
And her winged menace is not the only source of support for our young heiress...Tavi: Thanks, Dad! I think we're technically a coven of witches now!
Johnny: I...was just making sure the fire wasn't getting too big. Safety and...
Dahlia: Yep. Witch coven for sure!
Johnny: …safety.
Tavi and Dahlia: Eye of gnome
And tongue of llama
Make some potions
For our mama!
Johnny: Eww! Gross!
Tavi: None of that stuff's really in the spell. We're just using an apple.
Johnny: …you guys are weird, but I love you.
Tavi and Dahlia: Thanks, Dad!
Dahlia: So, Tavi, Mom and Pippin are both pushing for you to choose your future spouse, so I thought I'd arrange a get together for you and the eligible bachelors.
Tavi: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Gurgalmesh?
Gurgalmesh: Burn them all!!!
Tavi: That's right, burn up the dance floor!!
Gurgalmesh: …no. We are not thinking the same thing.
Dahlia: Alright! Here we are with all the appropriately aged teen fellas who are good choices and I also brought Charles. He's a teen, but a bad choice.
Charles: I heard there'd be food?
Tavi: Let's go dance, losers!
Losers: Alright!
Kayaan: Sorry, am I late?
Dahlia: Nope, just calling my date to join us.
Kayaan: ...ok...?
Meantime, inside...Tavi: Ooo, I think I pick Akira!
Loren: But, he's not a teen! I thought
we were the options!
Tavi: But he's cuter than you guys!
You Guys: Yeah, that's fair.
Charles: So, invited me along as a spouse option, eh, princess?
Tavi: Nope! Dahlia invited you out of pity.
Charles: Well..I pity you...for being...someone...who...
Tavi: K, you try to sort through that comeback. I'm gonna head outside and check up on Dali. Bye!
Charles: …bye.
Tavi: Oh, hi. Who are you?
Kayaan: I'm Kayaan. You've known me since we were children. I've been to your house multiple times.
Tavi: Not sounding familiar...
Kayaan: (sigh) Your mom thinks my redheaded mom is really pretty and likes my tight jeans.
Tavi: Oh, Canyon! Yeah, I was actually messing with you about not knowing who you were.
Kayaan: I...oh. And it's Kayaan, your mom never...
Tavi: Yeah, she gets everybody's names wrong. I was making a joke by getting it wrong like she does. You are
really bad at understanding humor.
Kayaan: ...yeah, that's true.
Simeon: Sorry I've gotten grey and less desirable. I'll understand if you'd rather choose a younger, more appropriate father for your future child.
Dahlia: For a
practical magic teacher you can be rather ridiculous. I love you, you old goat! Now let's pretend to look at these stars so Tavi can keep flirting with that young hunk back there.
Simeon:
I'm so happy!!Dahlia: ...and?
Simeon: And I love you too!
Dahlia: Thanks, babe.
Tavi: So, Canyon, are you here trying to win me over like the loser squad in there?
Kayaan: I was...you're really...you have...hold on, let me start over.
Tavi: Oh, I thought it was going quite well!
Kayaan: Really?
Tavi: No, but you're cute.
Kayaan: Oh. Thanks?
Tavi: I've actually rather favored you since way back when we were kids.
Kayaan: …really? Back when I was a gangly, awkward child?
Tavi: A gangly, awkward child with a
mop!
Kayaan: Oh. You saw that? I was...trying to impress you...
Tavi: Job done! Anyone who cares about me enough to try to mop the yard deserves some attention.
Kayaan: (blushing) thanks.
Tavi: C'mon, let's go inside and make the losers jealous!
Kayaan: Uh, ok...
And once they are inside...Tavi: Hey, losers! Look over here!
Kayaan: That...that was
amazing! But why is your sister standing so close?
Dahlia: I'm chaperoning.
Tavi: She takes her work
very seriously!
Dahlia: I learned to take things so serious from Simeon.
Simeon: Woot! Bust a move, not a hip!!
Dahlia: (adoring sigh) He's a dork, but he's my dork.
And with the glorious completion of the most excellent founder's requirements in the book and an appropriate or otherwise companion in place for each of our teens...and our Watcher, I suppose, we bid farewell to the Jeong household.