We rejoin the Took household only to find that our readers are not being told who the spouse choice was just yet.Elsa: Hey, pinky's gotta actually max this career, so no girly distractions from his auditioning!
Yeah, that's fair.Balthasar: Hey, I'd like to sell you some drugs!
Elsa: Ugh, not a smart way to represent a pharmaceutical company, pinky. And don't you need to leave now?
Balthasar: Oh my gosh!!
But through his hard work or the fact that his Watcher stood outside threateningly menacing other candidates into leaving the premises...Elsa: Again, standard Watcher protocol.
the bumbling fool of a Took got the part. When he returned, we were ready to finally connect him with...Balthasar: Hang on, I'm getting a call...Geekcon is happening? Sure, I'd love to go with you Eliza!
Elsa: Umm, the married lady who asked you to Geekcon is currently checking out your caboose, pinky.
Balthasar: Wha?
Eliza: I just Took a glance at the Took tooshie. No harm done.
Elsa: Run away, pinky!
Balthasar: Hey guys, I'm an up and coming actor. Can I sit with you?
Darth Vader: It'll be your death, star.
Dominic: Good one, Sith lord!
Balthasar: Never mind, I see my good friend Akira!
Darth Vader: ...I was kidding. Please come back...
Balthasar: Hey, buddy!
Akira: So, are you going to marry Miko and have me be your pollinator extraordinaire?
Balthasar: Oh, that. No. No, we decided to go a different direction.
Akira: You're dead to me.
Balthasar: But if we decide we need pollinating later on, I might still move you in.
Akira: Have I mentioned you're my best friend?
Elsa: Well, that was a quick turnaround. Anyway, it's getting late, Pinky. You should get to bed and we'll save the courting for tomorrow.
Balthasar: Yeah, I am tired and...ooooo, nicely staged shot!
Elsa: I am kind of an awesome Watcher, so yeah. It's no surprise that I managed to do that. Now go straight to bed and get good rest, pinky. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
Vlad: All this talk of sleeping and biting is making me hungry!
Elsa? Elsa?!?!?Balthasar: Oh...I'm...quite content...to stand here...while you bite me...
Vlad: Oh, thank you, young man. Most polite of you.
Vlad: Omnomnomnomnom!
Elsa's going to be so mad at you!Vlad: Eh, I have the nose, so I'm trusting she'll be thinking ahead and realize she might need me later.
That's...kind of rational, actually.He might not be quite as fresh as one might want for wooing his future spouse tomorrow.Balthasar: Uhhhnnn…
And the next day...Elsa: Time to put my plan into action, pinky!
Balthasar: I certainly hope Papa Villareal gives me his blessing.
Elsa: Just ask him like we practiced, pinky. Stick to the script I wrote you and you'll be fine. It's just like another acting gig.
Balthasar: Acting. Just like acting.
Jacques: Hold on just a moment so I can turn off "Simerica's Most Wanted."
TV:
So be on the lookout for Jacques Villar *click*
Balthasar: Hey, that sounded like he was gonna say...
Jacques: Now, what was it you wanted to talk to me about, young dynasty founder?
Balthasar: (to himself) Remember the script. (to Jacques) Sir, it has come to my attention that one of your young teens could have, I guess you could say, a
profound role in my dynasty. Specifically, being the basis of the success for my family lineage. I'm not greedy, I'm not after your fortune. It's just the aforementioned teen I'd move in once young adulthood hits and I give you my solemn vow that only loving appreciation and care will be shown in my household. So, may I have your blessing, sir?
Jacques: You smooth talker! I'm so delighted! I expected you might be after her, but I'd expected a money-grubbing approach. She gets to be part of a dynasty household and I get to keep my nice home and not live out my days as a helper. Yes, you absolutely have my blessing, young man! Luna will be delighted!
Balthasar: Well, Luna must be a great sister. Thank you for your blessing and I'll be back to collect Hugo when he hits adulthood.
Jacques: My little Luna, the spouse of a...wait, what did you say?
Elsa: Great work, pinky! Now that the ambrosia chef's in place, let's go get your spouse!
Balthasar: Ok. This just seems a little less romantic than I thought it should be.
Elsa: Psh, William Nee the Science Fellow assures me she's your soulmate.
Balthasar: Well, that seems legit. Let's go!
Balthasar: Hi, Elsa, not my Wacher Elsa, but you Elsa.
Elsa: Hi! You totally have my permission to just call me Elsa instead of "Elsa not my Watcher Elsa, but you Elsa." I think that will save a lot of time.
Balthasar: Wow, you're really smart!
Elsa: And a smart dresser, amirite?
Watcher Elsa: We'll fix that later. Now, less fashion, more socializing!
Elsa: Yeah, and do you want to come inside to chat?
Balthasar: Sure! So, my Watcher took a sample of your DNA to see how attractive our babies would be...
Watcher Elsa: NO!
Watcher Elsa: Should've written him a script.
Elsa: Ohmygoodness!!!! Those are such cute babies!
Balthasar: So, would you like to move into my house along with your household so we could get more simoleans to finish the house and we could eventually have really cute babies?
Watcher Elsa: You are the actual worst, pinky.
Elsa: That is the least smooth approach I've ever heard. Absolutely yes though!!!
Alina: Really? You live in the drywall palace over there?
Messiah: Not to worry, this pollinator will make sure lots of lovely future spouses bring in money to fix up the place.
Watcher Elsa: No one said Messiah was pollinating. Totally not a thing. No worries about the house, though. You guys had a really expensive house, so we're kinda loaded now. And...
Watcher Elsa: magic!! You're welcome, everyone.
Elsa: Wait, when did you get here?
Watcher Elsa: Magic!! House tour time!!
Watcher Elsa: Well, no. Glorified top down view of the house time. Tours take too long. So, the house got a makeover...
Watcher Elsa: time for the future spouse to get a makeover and ditch the safari dork look.
Elsa: But, this is a really awesome look, right, Alina?
Alina: No, I'm with her. Go do your magic, weird little child.
Watcher Elsa: Since you're agreeing with me, I'm gonna let the "weird little child" comment slip
this time.
Alina: ...I'm sorry.
Elsa: Last chance to stick with this look, Watcher.
Watcher Elsa: Pass.
Watcher Elsa: I
must be magic. I made you attractive!
Elsa: Maybe I was just a hidden gem all along?
Watcher Elsa: No, this was totally me.
Balthasar: She...you...you look...
Watcher Elsa: (sigh) I'll go write him a script.
And with that, we leave the Took household a now much larger household with great potential for success.Watcher Elsa: Ahem?
Great potential for success all thanks to the tireless efforts of their adorable and brilliant Watcher.Watcher Elsa: Thank you, narrator. Thank you!