I'm going to be completely honest with you guys; I got really bored during quarantine. It drove me a little crazy and I played a lot of generation four during it. Anyways, this chapter was the result of that. I forgot about it and let me tell you, it was a shock looking over it.
You have been warned, but you guys probably expect this from me already.
We start this chapter in a surprisingly normal way. Look at how cute Melinoe is! She has been a toddler for how many chapters? I don't know but I want her to stay a toddler forever. She's too darn cute!
Electra is also cute in her own way.
"Mama, move!"
"Wow, I raised such a rude child."
You didn't raise her at all.
"Touche."
"I AM BEING PUNISHED BY THE SIM GODS FOR MY ACTIONS!"
What, why? What's going on
this time?
"WE ARE BEING LEGALLY ROBBED!"
Wait, what?
Wait.
WAIT.
I paid the bills! I LITERALLY paid the bills!
"That isn't what the game says."
Don't break the fourth wall on me! Stop taking my stuff!
You can't take the book Shark wrote! That's one of the only useful things he did with his life!
"Tough luck. I like this book and the original always sell better."
I HATE YOU.
It's the only item generation three had!
It was about Shark's relationships with Dione and Hestia!
"Sounds like your problem."
So anyway, I deleted the repowoman.
I have no regrets.
I HATE them.
I had Lethe capture a purple butterfly for generation three's museum. I wanted them to at least have something.
It looks nice in it. It will always have an interesting story to it which is a plus.
Now this, THIS is the part where my quarantine brain decided to take control. It said, "Hey, Audrina should have a kid, right?"
Thanks, quarantine brain.
Who better to be the baby daddy than the famous Gunther Goth himself?
"Well aren't you pretty, young lady."
"He's too old for me, Watcher."
You are one day away from being an elder.
"STILL."
"Why are you saying I'm too old for you? Isn't the real issue that I have a wife?"
"Nah, I come from a long line of homewreckers.”
"That's horrible!"
"Not really. Calm down."
"NO!"
While Audrina and Gunther were errr...busy falling in love, Jamaal got a letter in the mail.
Eww.
Really Dione, really?
It was also time for the girls to age up.
Melinoe went first.
She gained the brave trait to go along with grumpy and clumsy. She's still adorable, but not as cute as she had been when she was a toddler.
"Wow, rude."
Electra aged up after Melinoe and was given the shy trait. Her traits are now loves the outdoors, light sleeper, and shy. She looks a lot like Lethe which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
"I...I look like my mom?"
Well, yeah.
"Oh okay."
Back at the Goth mansion, Gunther and Audrina were FINALLY getting along.
"Hey, want to be the father to my kid?"
"Meh, why not?"
"That's the spirit."
Thankfully, Cornelia wasn't home, or that would have been awkward.
I was listening to music so I didn't hear if there were any chimes.
This detail will be important to explain the next picture. Well, as much as I CAN explain it.
My quarantine brain went, "Hey you know what's cooler than a Goth baby? A Goth
ghost baby!"
Victor Goth, Gunther's dad, decided to come out of his grave.
Naturally, my response was to send Audrina to flirt with him. I then had her try for baby with Victor while Gunther was sleeping.
This somehow all fits Audrina's character though.
"Hey!"
IT'S TRUE.
A few hours later, Audrina was feeling nauseous and I sent her to the grocery shop to buy watermelons.
Lots and lots of watermelons.
"What if
I don't want a girl?"
You're the one who rolled a wish for it.
"No, I rolled a wish to have a boy!"
Well for some reason my quarantine brain wanted you to have a girl.
"I hate your quarantine brain."
EVERYONE HATES QUARANTINE BRAIN.
Back at the house, Lethe worked on her sculpting skill.
How exciting.
"Oh, have you forgotten who your heiress is again because it seems like you have?"
You're not being interesting. I only follow sims who are being interesting.
"Well, maybe I would be being interesting if I wasn't stuck to a skilling object!"
Spydon and Hera were interesting even when they were stuck to skilling objects.
Melinoe and Electra gained their first points in the logic skill.
"This is boring."
"Y...yeah."
Chess isn't boring. It actually has a long history behind it-
"-snore. I'm falling asleep already."
Rude.
So you guys decided that doing your
homework was more fun than playing chess?
"Yeah. Get wrecked, Watcher."
That's just depressing. It's not even useful for this challenge. Get back to skilling!
That is where this chapter ends, dear readers. Who do you think Audrina's baby daddy is? I didn't update the family tree because I was lazy so you can't look either.
Sorry about that.
On another note, I did update the family tree fairly recently before Audrina got pregnant. I was trying to take pictures of Ace's family in Twinbrook and my game crashed. Several times. I kept getting updates about them in Sunset Valley and that was messing my game up. Anyways, I aged them and took as many pictures as I could before my game decided to die. I then went in and deleted the world file which they were in. I have another save where they still exist, so they aren't completely gone, however
I will no longer be updating that side of the family tree. It's way too stressful for me to do and the game can't handle it. My game has also been running better now that I deleted that file. For future reference, when/if the Timeless family moves again, any side of the family that is left will not be updated past that point. It aggravates me, but the Sims 3 is a game built with duct tape that really shouldn't work in the first place. I love it, but it seems like it's only goal sometimes is to self-destruct.
Alright, ramble over. I hope you guys are all having a great day. Thanks for reading. Bye!
