Hey guys! I promised you more Anastos shenanigans and I'm going to deliver. You can probably already guess that from the title, but hey, part of the fun is acting like you're surprised, right?
Last chapter, Anastos was missing some key facts about his lady-friend.
"Why does that matter? I think I'm in lov--"
"Woah, woah. You can't just go hugging a married lady! Just because we tried for a baby and spent the last few hours making out, doesn't mean we are anything more than just friends! The indecency!"
"Wait what? I might have a
kid with you and you're married?"
Don't worry, Anastos. She is pregnant, but she's not pregnant with YOUR kid.
"H-how does that make it better? How does that make any of this better?"
"Also, our date sucked, Anastos!"
I mean, it can't get any worse, right? It can only get better? Maybe?
Oh look, here's another lady for you, Anastos! She's stable, single, and most importantly, she has townie genetics! Her name is Emerald Greenwood.
"I-I guess. She is pretty..."
That's the spirit!
"Are you pregnant too?"
"Haha, you're super funny!"
I would never advise asking a woman if she's pregnant, but I'm glad it worked in this case? They also share the good trait. This is a match made in heaven.
"I'm going to marry her and have kids with her! Take that Lolly!"
WAIT--
"Oh, flowers! They're beautiful, Sapphire!
"My name is Emerald."
"Oh, right."
Spydon is rolling in his grave right now. ROLLING. Aries is probably telling him to shut up and to go get more popcorn before anything more interesting happens.
I love how Lolly just doesn't care at all about any of this.
"No, no, Watcher. I
do care. This is my best shot to get into a dynasty family. Hey Anastos, I have my husband, you have you're... whatever she is. What about we cheat on both of them? Together?"
"Yeah, that might work."
"Glad you agree with me."
Okay, well, this is happening. Okay. This is fine.
Emerald became angry at Anastos, rightfully so. She accused him of cheating and he dared to shrug it off. I'm dying.
Lolly decided it was best for her to go back to flirting with Anastos. Anastos agreed.
That was the last straw for Emerald.
"Do you care about no one but yourself? It's bad enough you're cheating on me, but do you have to do it
in front of me too?"
"We've only been together for an hou--"
"I don't care! I thought you loved me, Anastos!"
"Woah, woah. Love is a strong word. How about you just calm down--"
Everyone is just going to have to guess what Emerald said next because I bet it wasn't family-friendly.
At this point Anastos and Emerald weren't exactly on friendly terms, so he got a wish to befriend her again.
Face-palm.
The elixir worked as well it could, but Anastos officially has the cheater's reputation.
Oops.
What's with the stink face, Hera?
"I have a feeling my son is destroying his love life."
You may be correct.
Things in the Timeless household are never boring. Just as Anastos was heading home, Dione experienced her first butt fire.
Spydon decided to show up as he wanted to witness the Anastos drama himself in person.
"Wait... it's not happening here yet? Awww."
"Sorry, dad. I know he's your favorite grandchild and everything, but he hasn't filled us in on what has happened yet. All Hera does is mutter about it."
"He's not necessarily my favorite. He's just the one I got to know the best before I died."
"Sure dad. Sure."
Speaking of Anastos drama, Lolly is officially pregnant! With her husband's child, but details, details.
Cedrick finally reached the top of his career! Careers are hard for me to have my sims reach the top of, so I'm super proud!
Everyone was proud when Cedrick retired too.
"Congrats dad, you're officially old!'
"Thanks, kids and strange neighbor."
That officially wraps up this chapter! The next one will be the last chapter of this generation.
Bye guys!
