Chapter 17 - Big News
Amanda: *Ok, girlfriend. Now is as good a time as ever. Just spit it out for Plumbob's sake!* Uh, Don? Honey?
Don: Yes, my love? Are you all right?
Amanda: Well, actually, yes. I'm more than all right. I've, uh, I've got some news.
Don: News?
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Amanda: Yes, well....you may have noticed I've put on a little weight.....
Don: Yeah, just a bit. But you are just as gorgeous and cuddlesome as ever. If it is bothering you we can work it off at the gym.
Amanda: Don would you please just let me finish? The big news is, we're pregnant! We're going to have a nooboo!!!!
Don: Well, of course, one day we...................we................we..............
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Don: (stutters).....we.....uh.......now? You can't mean now? I mean, how?.........I mean........right now?......You ...........uh..........
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Amanda: Yes! I am SO excited! Isn't this the best news? We'll have our very first baby and........
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Don: Noooooo! Not now! Why now? How could this happen? Well, of course I knew how it happened but now? We had plans. I.........had plans. We're barely married. This is just going to complicate everything!
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Amanda: You're, you're not happy? You, you......
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Don: (Think fast, Donnie boy. I think you just did a big no-no. *gulps*) Uh.......I mean.......uh....... a nooboo.......Sure......yeah....a........I just......took me by surprise......just a.......
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Amanda: (He's not happy? He......) Soooo, you aren't over the moon about this? Am I reading you right, here?
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Amanda: Donald Lothario Newcombe! You are horrible! You cad! You, you..........! I give you the best news of our life and you aren't happy? You beast! How did this happen indeed? I've been getting bigger and bigger and you never caught on? Never asked me anything about it? Are you that blind or just stupid? Well! Let me tell you Mr. Newcombe! WE are going to have this baby and it is going to be the most wonderful child in the world and if you think you aren't going to be here to love and cherish and take care of our child well you've got another think coming! How dare you!?
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Don: No need to get all ticked off. I mean, I, well.......you've got to understand....
Amanda: UNDERSTAND!!?? Are you kidding me right now? Understand what? You thought you could just, you know, do whatever and no consequences? Like it's all my fault? Like we didn't discuss this and plan it well before we were married? I am SO angry right now I could just...........arrrrgghhh! You are going to deal with this and when you FINALLY get your little brain around the fact this dynasty has gotten it's heir let's hope it's not too late for our so called romance! There is no getting out. No love 'em and leave 'em here, Mr. no........no.....
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Amanda: You, sir, are stuck! That's it in a nutshell. You can either make the most and best of it or...........
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Don: Or.........be the best and proudest......Daddy...... Me? A Daddy? I'm going to be a "Daddy". I can......take him fishing, and we can play ball together......and......a Daddy....
Amanda:
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Amanda: Uh.....yes, sweetheart....a Daddy. The best Daddy ever....(oh, he IS happy! What a goofy guy. Guess I told him wrong, just springing it on him like that.....awww)
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Amanda: And what if our little bundle of joy is a girl? Gonna go fishin' with her? What about pretty dresses and dollies, and.....boys!? (giggles)
Don: Boys? Boys! I think not! Our little angel will have her Daddy to watch out for her. Boys.....hmpf
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Don: Honey, I'm so sorry. I guess it was just a shock at first. I mean, here we were fishing, in a very romantic spot I must say, and then, BOOM!
My poor love, I must have been awful......I AM over the moon. I love you so much, how could I help not loving our very own first baby? C'mere.....
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DV:
Crises, averted. Fast thinking that boy. Come on, Don. Make nice now, you almost blew it....Don: A rose for the queen of my heart and the best, and most beautiful mother of our children, how ever many they may be.
Amanda: Oh, Don. Thank you! You really are happy, right?
Don: Ecstatic.
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Don: I love you Mandy. I'll always love you.
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DV:
And now, dear friends, the fun begins....