We rejoin the Feyline-Nocturne household to find that they've really spaced out.Pippin: Pretty sure you meant added more space?
No, "spaced out" seems right. I mean, have you met Amnisse?Pippin: That's fair.
Pippin: Anyway, with the arrival of a second child and the reality of one to three more on the way, more space was needed.
Anwyn: I'm sure this will be the last time Pippin will rearrange the house.
Pippin: Oh no, I almost tore the whole thing down and started over just to see if we could...
Anwyn: I was being sarcastic.
Pippin: ...oh.
Amnisse: If my sweetievampire rearranged the house, it would be revamped!!
Pippin: Okay, que the toddler spam.
Pippin: Sigrid enjoys some time playing with the doll house. What's that doll's name, Siggy?
Sigrid: (shrugs noncomitally)
Pippin: I thought you were teaching her to talk?
Anwyn: Oh she's learning. She just doesn't show it.
Pippin: And young Siggy the Silent continues to be a daddy's girl.
Anwyn: I mean, not to brag or anything, but I'm kind of an awesome father!
Amnisse: Awww, some father!
Anwyn: Thanks, babe!
Pippin: But that baby in the background can't stay a nooboo forever...
Pippin: and young Rae finally hits close friends with both parents and becomes a Beatles look-a-like.
Anwyn: I would be mad, but John is pretty awesome.
Amnisse: She is the walrus!!
Pippin: That was shockingly aligned with what we were discussing.
Amnisse: And I'm a pineapple!!
Pippin: Aaaaaanyway, toddler Rae gets to spend some quality time with her older sis.
Rae: Siddy!
Sigrid: (makes a face and starts walking away)
Amnisse: She said city!!
Pippin: Pretty sure that was "Siggy."
Amnisse: Psh, she's a little girl, not a city!
Pippin: I...she was...yeah, you're right.
Anwyn: Good choice, Pippin.
Pippin: And speaking of good choices...
Pippin: how do you like my latest redecorating?
Anwyn: Really hoping for triplets, eh?
Pippin:
So hoping for triplets!! Twins at least!
Anwyn: Well, they're swimming out of
our gene pool, so I can understand why you'd be so excited. I mean, if it were just some nasty half-witch spawn like you're having...
Pippin: Hey!! I mean, but anyway, life goes on in our little household and we settle into a daily routine of things like painting,
Pippin: potty training, feeding...
Pippin: ...children racing for food left on the ground?
Anwyn: Eh, I'm creative when it comes to feeding. Speaking of...
Anwyn: I see you've accepted my dinner invitation, Salma.
Salma: Yeah. I did.
Pippin: Why?!?!?! You know how this is going to end!!
Salma: Yeah, but I don't have any other friends.
Pippin: That's so sad even the doorknocker is horrified.
Doorknocker: I...I thought
I was her friend (sniffs).
Pippin: Oh. Not where I thought that was going. Anyway, days moved on and we finally had...
Pippin: this moment!
Amnisse: My belly is trying to leave me!!!
Pippin: You're...a scientist. How do you not understand what's happening?
Amnisse: Glittery magical twirl!!
Anwyn: You're right, Pippin, that was totally science.
Pippin: Okay, fair point. Anyway, we are pleased to introduce you, the forum readers, to the first of our naturally-born Feyline-Nocturne nooboos, Sonavive.
Amnisse: Belly not done!!
Amnisse: Woot! Done now! Amnisse out!
Pippin: Did she just baby pop and mic drop?
Anwyn: Yeah, she's rather amazing. As is my youngest baby, Coraina.
Sigrid: (stares in disappointed intensity)
Anwyn: I said "youngest," not "favorite."
Sigrid: (nods and resumes playing)
Pippin: Excellent parenting.
Anwyn: Yeah, I'm like level 6 already. We're not even doing the parenting aspiration yet.
Pippin: Hey, Friend of the World seemed like a good idea before you meet too many people so those new acquaintance things can be accomplished easily!
Anwyn: Speaking of, Salma, watch the kids! Salma?
Pippin: You kind of ate her?
Anwyn: Oh yeah, I'll call in Vamp Squad.
Anwyn: Okay, Vlad and Lilith, think you can handle two toddlers and two burritos?
Vlad: I'm far too important to just be called in like a common babysitter!
Lilith: Awww, but look at little Rainy's cute wittle face!
Vlad: (sigh) She's right, I'm in. Rainy does have a...cute wittle face.
Anwyn: Party night!!!
Amnisse: Party knight!!
Anwyn: Umm, yeah. Partially canned food. Weird. Anyway, I need to take care of some things and then I'll meet you by the lattice.
Amnisse: Bacon, lattice, and tomato!
Anwyn: You there, responsible-looking teen girl. Will you make sure my wife makes it to the lattice in about ten minutes?
Amnisse: I'm the my wife she mentioned!
Yuki: Sure thing, mister. By the way, were you the vampire who totally snacked on my sister?
Anwyn: Her name is
Candy. She was
asking for it! And speaking of snacking...
Anwyn: thanks for the snack, Clara! Now it's time to call my best man to join the ceremony.
Salma: Mildly insulted she called me the best man, but mostly just giddy that I was included.
Pippin: Well, I guess you're weirdly part of the family?
Amnisse: Family dinner!
Pippin: (facepalm) Anyway, our happy couple made it to the lattice, or wedding arch as it were, and renewed their vows.
Amnisse: Our vows were nude before, but now they're re-nude!
Anwyn: And I love you too, babe.
Pippin: They're just so weirdly cute! And with that, we leave our adorable losers until next time when we get to see the twins as toddlers!
Amnisse: If they were more toddle, they'd go from toddler to toddlest!!
