Enter the Darebears
??: ALRIGHT YOU THERE GINGER!
Nina: Um like hi?
??: How! How did you do it?
Nina: Do like what? Wait who let you in?
??: Don’t play coy with me you know exactly what I want!
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Nina: You’ll have to fight me for it! You random man will like never take my precious Rainborz it’s my only one!
??: What??? No! A watcher! Tell me how you got a watcher!!!
Nina: Ohhhhhh, yeah she just really liked my hairstyle and thought it was like hella cute which it is
??: Well, thats stupid. I don’t agree with this why should you get chosen for a dynasty! I want to speak to your watcher now!
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Nina: Erm… Okay if you just like kinda yell upwards it usually reaches her
??: Yeah I’m not doing that, just give me her address
Nina: I want you to hand over any collectables you have on your person first, I see that Heavy Metal ring
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??: Alright wake up!
Watcher: Mmmmmmh Dude, it’s like 3am go away pls
??: It’s 3pm on a tuesday! I’ve waited for you long enough! My name is Seamus Sharebear and I demand a legacy!
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Watcher: Right, I’ll be sure to point you in the direction of someone looking to do one of those then I’m going back to sleep
Seamus: No! You’re a watcher I don’t see why you can’t just do it! I know you gave Nina Caliente a dynasty, you brought Agnes Crumplebottom out of the sims 3 and into the sims 4 for a 100 baby challenge, even Logan wires had an immortal dynasty!
Watcher: I barely even watch the dynasty I already have, and I abandoned half of those I really dont want to hel- you’re not going to leave are you… Ugh fine go sit in the office I’l figure something out later
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Seamus: This place makes me… Kinda uncomfortable can you at least cover the gnomes?
Watcher: Nah, I need them for surveillance it’s a lot easier than standard PC they have a recording feature
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Seamus That doesn’t make me feel any better…
Watcher: Hey you’re the dip who wouldn’t go away! Anyway let’s get this over with. I’ve decided I’m not going to actively watch your legacy or whatever
Seamus: What!
Watcher: I’ve got enough on already!
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Seamus:What am I supposed to do then?
Watcher: You’re a genius did you not click on that you could just do it yourelf?? I’ll check in every so often to count points but I’m not going to actually follow you everyday you can log that yourself!
Seamus: Ughhh you’re right why didn’t I think of that sooner!
Watcher: Yeah that was dumb, but it’s chill my dude I just need you to leave now so I can go, I’ve got people to see and dogs to pet. Laters.
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Seamus: Finally! My own lot! It’s the 64x64 in Brindleton Bay I started with £8000 but according to my handy rulebook here I’m not actually allowed to touch that money until I purchase a Knight…
I mean I suppose that’s better than a creepy gnome but I’d much rather have a house
Either Way I spent my first day attempting to make £200 im order to buy the stupid Knight and move on with my life I first visit Magnolia Blossom Park in willow creek unfortunately my first attempt at fishing only brought me one minnow worth £5! I fished for a while longer while waiting for collectables to spawn in.
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I later found 2 sunsurfer frogs, a striped leaf frog, a peach crystal and a fire opal, one flamingonium metal a heavy metal, 2 rare fossils (A wotsit and a preprepresimhead) an eggplant whirl frog which I bred with my other frog to get a dirtwhirl frog and several mysims trophies
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I sold everything but the rare items then went home to my newly purchased Knight, and after snapping this photo with it I shoved it into the household inventory where it will stay for the next couple hundred years.
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I ticked a few other things off of my “Broke AF dynasty/legacy founder bucket list” Such as Rummaging in the trash for loose collectables, Harvesting random plants to stick back on my home lot, and everyone’s favourite sleeping on a random bench because you can’t afford a bed
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The next morning I was phoned up by a girl I’d never met asking me to join some aparently exclusive club I’ve never heard of something about being “Paragons.” I said yes for the time being but to my understanding a paragon is someone who aspires to do good and inspire others to do so. My aspiration is public enemy. Yeah.
The Delgatos showed up at my empty lot the next morning, I got a notification while I was harvesting the wild bushes down by the stream so I have to stop doing my very important business to greet them and invite them in so that they don’t get grumpy with me
Supriya: Hello! We! Are! Your! New! Neighbours!
Seamus: Are you okay? Really you look a little bit… Dazed?
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Justin: Oh! We! Are! Totally! Okay! We Can’t wait to hang out with you everyday neighbour its been a very long time since anyone else lived in this neighbourhood!
Supriya: Come to our dinner party next week!
Justin: And our Barbeque the week after!
Seamus: Oh sorry I’m going to have to um leave now right away. Erm I have a meeting. Bye!
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And I ran out of there, they sort of dislike me now which is what I wanted anyway but I feel like I saved myself a whole lot of trouble. I ended up going to a paragons meeting, Justin followed me to the pool.
I tricked him with a hand buzzer and got to know Luna Villareal, I assume it’ll pay off to have wealthy friends eventually you never know when someone's gonna buy you a lamborghini for winterfest.
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The next day I caught a huge tuna worth 83 simoleons down at the beach! With my small amount of savings I purchased a fridge a counter and a sink, just enough to take care of my basic need, I also joined the criminal career at level one work starts at 5pm lasts while midnight and with that I’ll leave this update off here.
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Current point total 1/106 (From Handicap Start)
