"Malrok and Asa's Talk"
The day after the wedding, Asa starts his new job at the military base. When he gets home, Malrok is waiting to tell him the exciting news.
Malrok: Good news, Asa! We're going to have a baby.
Asa: That's great! A little brother or sister for Ariadne!
Malrok:
What?!Asa: Uh - I've been meaning to tell you about that. You know that Melodie and I were ... seeing each other ... before you and I got married? Baby Ariadne was just born today!
Malrok: Is that so. It sounds like you and Melodie were doing a little more than just
"seeing" each other.
Asa (wondering why he didn't keep his big mouth shut): I thought it was just a woohoo! I didn't know she was going to try for baby!
Malrok: Any other little secrets you've been keeping, Asa? If so, I would strongly advise you to say so
Now.Asa: Malrok, you have to understand! It was before you and I got together. I haven't seen Melodie since we got married. There's nobody but you in my life.
Malrok: I hope so, Asa. I really hope so. I'm going to forgive you
this time. Because it will never happen again.
Will it?Asa: I'm sorry, Malrok. I'll never look at any other woman again.
Malrok: I hope you're telling the truth, Asa. Have you ever seen the big wrench my mother carries around with her?
Asa: Wrench?
Malrok: She loves to use her wrench, Asa. She's very good with her wrench. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Asa: I think so.
Malrok: And my father keeps his sculpting chisel very sharp, Asa. Both Mother and Father would be very upset if they thought you weren't treating me right. You really don't want them to think that.
Asa: I'm really sorry! It will never happen again!
Malrok: I forgive you.
Asa: So what do you think we should name the baby?
Malrok: My mother already has all the children's names picked out. And it's definitely not going to be
Ariadne.