In the town of Oasis Springs, inside the Rattlesnake Juice Bar, a monumental event was unfolding...Herbert: Phwew! Thank goodness we made it inside before I burned to ashes!
Bianca: Aww, poor wittle vampire can't take the heat?
Kasandra: I got picked! I'm a founder!
Eliza: That's right, all three of you are founders for a Rivalry Dynasty Challenge! You're each a little bit familiar to those who read the Took Immortal Dynasty, but Pippin thought it would be great for each of you to introduce yourself to let the readers get to know you better
and to know what type of bloodline you'll be doing. Herbert, why don't you start?
Herbert: Oh! Umm, hey. I'm Herbert. Wait, I guess you already knew that. I'm a vampire.
Bianca: Yeah, I think the earlier sizzling already gave that away.
Herbert: Oh. Right. Anyway, I'm doing the vampire bloodline. Actually, you had probably already guessed that. I...don't really know what else to say...
Eliza: Well, you were described as eye candy by Watcher oshizu.
Herbert: Really, I'm eye candy?
Eliza: Well, I mean, yeah.
Herbert: (blushes) So...I guess...yeah, I'll be vampiric eye candy for you? Thanks? Why don't you two talk now?
Eliza: Excellent suggestion, Herbert. So, let's turn our attention to the founder who got the most screentime in the IDC, Kassandra.
Kasandra: Ohmygosh! This is so exciting! I was worried that I wasn't going to get to be a founder there for a while, but here I am as the founder of a mansion baron bloodline!
Eliza: Retail.
Kasandra: I'm sorry, what?
Eliza: Yeah, you're the founder of the retail bloodline, not the mansion baron bloodline.
Kasandra: There must be some mistake. I'm a princess, you see, so I must be in a mansion since that's the modern version of a castle.
Bianca: Aww, the spoiled baby has to work for a living.
Kasandra: Can it, harpy! I am a princess and I want my castle!
Eliza: Actually, couldn't you just reign over a retail empire, and therefore, have employees who you lord over like an empress?
Kasandra: Oh. Yes. That sounds nice. Let's do that!
Eliza: Sounds like a plan. Finally...
Bianca: Saving the best for last, no doubt.
Eliza: We turn our attention to Bianca.
Bianca: Thanks, Liz.
Eliza: It's Eliza.
Bianca: Whatever. Now, unlike these losers, I actually know what I'm doing and I know how to do it well. I'm going for the mansion baron line...
Kasandra: Aww, no fair!
Bianca: and my mother, the glorious entity known only as "Her," prepared me quite well for this and even passed along her mean trait. I'll be like what that wicked witch Lily Feng could be if she actually had some ambition.
Herbert: Oh...umm...that is...she's standing right behind you...
Bianca: Yeah, so?
Lily: I'll get you my pretty!! (walks over to sit down)
Kasandra: Oooo, I'm pretty!! Pick me! Pick me!!!!
Bianca: Seriously? Alright little miss ditz. It's about time for you to shush...
Bianca: the adults are speaking.
Eliza: Anyway, you said you had things well in hand, Bianca?
Bianca: I sure do, Liz...
Eliza: Eliza.
Bianca: I plan to just marry into money.
Eliza: (sigh) Of course you do. Anyway, there you go. For our founders, we have Herbert...
Eliza: doing the vampire bloodline and bringing in the hot-headed, kleptomaniac, and geek traits.
Herbert: Hot-headed is a bit overstating it. I mean, everybody gets frustrated...no...I mean...flustered? Is that right?
Eliza: Next up, we have self-proclaimed "princess" Kasandra...
Kasandra: I'm the pretty one!
Eliza: doing the retail bloodline...
Kasandra: Starting a retail kingdom!
Eliza: and bringing in the cat lover, creative, and in a surprise to no one, the materialistic traits.
Kasandra: Hey, a princess deserves nice things!
Eliza: And lastly, we have Bianca...
Bianca: Thanks for saving the best for last again, Liz.
Eliza: (sigh) who is going for the mansion baron bloodline by trying to marry into money and brings in the loves outdoors, ambitious, and mean traits.
Bianca: The perfect triple threat.
Eliza: Though she mostly just brings in the mean trait.
Eilza: Herbert, Kasandra, or Bianca. Choose your bloodline and start your cheering, because this dynasty challenge is going to begin...NOW!
Herbert: ...so...should we leave now...?
Bianca: No, loser, you can stay here while I go get a head start.
Kasandra: Oh. Okay. Can I do that too?
Lily: Ugh, no, you losers, go stomp her into the ground!
Pippin: And thus begins the Took It All Rival Dynasty Challenge!