Journal entry, Jenny SandI had a good time at the wedding even if Cerenna’s parents kept raising their eyebrows at our plans to add more people to the household.
I overheard Davos saying to Cersei that “Maybe you’re right about this seeming weird. We never had to invite half of Oasis Springs into the house to make it work.”
While I debated asking them what was so strange about having a bunch of roommates sharing living expenses, it didn’t seem worth the trouble.
Field Report from Sarella Waters I have successfully infiltrated the Tyrell/Lannister household. It was not necessary for me to reveal my career.
Subject 0062, hereinafter known as Willas Tyrell, told me that as long as I brought in regular income, they really didn’t care what I did.
“You can buy whatever you want to help with your daily work tasks. If you want to paint or write songs, that’s fine too. It all helps. You have the creative trait, right? So painting as a hobby might work out really well.”
He seemed uninterested in my other traits. “It’s great you’re good, but I don’t know that it translates to more simoleons. Cerenna wanted me to remind you that she’s a vegetarian, so feel free to go crazy in the kitchen as a foodie, just label anything with meat in it, okay?”
I was required to liquidate my assets and to turn them over to the government.
They immediately asked me to start breeding frogs at least three times a day and to fish.
Thus far, everything appears to be in order with what we know. Income is pooled and spent on expenses and improving the structure. I share a bedroom with Subject 0063, hereinafter known as Jenny Sand. Jenny is working her way up through the music career.
I was returning with three perch, a minnow, and one tuna when I noticed odd lights emanating from the front of the house.
While Willas worked on a novel, Subject 0061, hereinafter known as Cerenna Lannister Tyrell ascended into the sky through a beam of light into a waiting saucer-like object. No one seemed to notice at all.
When she returned, she seemed fine if very dazed. She had
no memory of the incident.
From: Willas Tyrell
To: Drifter Board of Directors, No Sim Left Behind
cc: Cerenna Lannister Tyrell
Re: Progress Report 005Cerenna and I are expecting. No word yet as to the gender of the baby. We just want a healthy child. I have been writing at least 2 books a day so that’s really helping with the money. I haven’t had any best sellers yet, but I wanted to tell you that “The Baratheons of Oasis Springs” and “The Holidays of Willow Creek” have done really well.
Journal entry, Cerenna Tyrell
Mama came by and met Sarella. She made a point of pulling me aside and telling me that she hoped this would be the last “housemate” we moved into the lot.
We’re getting along better than we used to. I call to chat with her every day, but it drives me nuts how Mama thinks she knows better than I do.
Field Report from Sarella Waters A new subject has been recruited into the household. Her name is Nylah Lynx. I met her in front of the house while I attempted my neighborhood reconnaissance.
While I was at work, she was invited to join the household. She also had a makeover. I am unsure if this was voluntary.
Seemingly casual conversation on my part has established that she is a glutton, perfectionist, and a vegetarian.
Attached is a transcript of my conversation with her.
Nylah: I can’t believe how nice everyone is here!
Sarella: So what do you do for a living or are you unemployed?
Nylah: Oh, I don’t have a job. Willas and Cerenna said I could get one or I could just stay home and do the gardening. It was a no brainer. I’m just going to tend the garden and breed frogs and paint and cook and maybe clean and repair stuff. Just light stuff.”
Ms. Lynx has clearly not seen the scope of the garden yet.
