The Home Stretch
Luz: So, Dad, today is the big day, huh?
Basil: Yeah, it is. And I know you and Sadie don’t always see eye to eye, but I hope you’ll be happy for us.
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Luz: I’m happy for you, at least. Look, I’m even glowing bright green. That’s how happy I am.
Basil: That’s good enough for me.
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The weather in Brindleton Bay is looking iffy, so the Behrs and company travel to San Myshuno for the ceremony. The bride somehow manages to choose Hazel’s wedding dress for the occasion, but fortunately Sadie opts for the red version (Hazel wore it in white).
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Darwin: Do you think you’d like to get married someday, Holly?
Holly: Isn’t marriage just society’s way of limiting our choices and perpetuating inequality under the guise of an unobtainable fairy tale that women are force-fed from infancy?
Darwin: Um…I’m just going to eat my cake now.
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Hazel: Thanks for tending the bar, Kale. I don’t know where our mixologist and caterer got to.
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Kale: The mixologist never showed, but I saw the caterer earlier. Luz was giving him a piece of her mind after she had to make the wedding cake herself.
Hazel: It’s so sweet that Luz wants this day to be special for her dad.
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A few days later…
Darwin: Are the girls excited for their birthday?
Hazel: I think so. I know I’m ready.
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Hazel: It’s been such a whirlwind the last few days, trying to help both girls finish up all the scouting activities and making sure they completed all of the aspirations.
Darwin: You and Ross have done a wonderful job with them.
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Hazel: It’s time to make a wish, girls! Holly first, then Ivy.
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Darwin: Well, girls, everyone wants to know—what are your traits and aspirations?
Ivy: I’m a genius who loves cats. I got Renaissance Sim, but that’s just the start.
Holly: I also love cats and the outdoors, and I—
Darwin: Pardon the interruption, but did you say you love the outdoors?
Holly: Of course, Grandpa! You know…hugging trees and all that.
Darwin: Do you know what that means? You’re the new heir!
Holly: Wait…I’m what?
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Hazel: I guess it’s time for us to have the heir talk, Holly.
Holly: With all due respect, Mom, I just don’t know if the legacy rules jive with my philosophy of free love and my anti-capitalist perspective.
Hazel: There’s no need to be so dramatic, dear. There are only two rules you have to follow. One, your primary spouse has to have three unique traits. And two, you have to have at least one child. That’s it. A unique career and aspiration would be helpful, but those are not essential.
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After the adults go upstairs…
Holly: I’m still not sure about this. Monogamy is fine for people like Mom and Dad, but…
Luz: Weren’t you listening? Your mother said your primary spouse has to have three unique traits.
Holly: Yeah…so?
Luz: You’re allowed to have as many secondary spouses as you like, as long as there’s room in the house.
Holly: Oh! I hadn’t thought of that!
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Late that night…
Ivy: I can’t believe we’re actually building a rocket!
Luz: I’m glad you finally aged up so you can help me.
Ivy: Do you really think we can make it fly?
Luz: Who do you think you’re talking to? I came from up there, remember?
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Maja: Kale! What are you doing out so late?
Kale: Hi Mom! I just got home from work.
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Maja: And how is work going, dear?
Kale: Great! I just got promoted to level 11.
Maja: 11? Don’t you mean 10?
Kale: Nope. My career has an extra level.
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A few days later…
Ivy: Thanks for giving me guitar lessons, Holly. I know you’re just mentoring me for your aspiration, but I still appreciate it.
Holly: No problem, sis. The sooner I finish Musical Genius, the sooner I can start the aspiration I really want.
Ivy: Okay, well, when we’re done, Mom wants to take us to the flea market.
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Holly: I’m totally into the flea market vibe, Mom, but why did you want to come here?
Hazel: Because the flea market is a great place to find collectables. The selection today is odd, but those guzmania flowers are hard to find. We should get some.
Holly: Flowers are cool.
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Luz: Dad? Are you busking for tips? If you’re short on money, I’m sure Aunt Hazel would—
Basil: Relax, Luzie. Everything’s fine. I’m just doing this for fun.
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Another day…
Ivy: Woo! We’re done! I can’t wait to test it.
Luz: The weather is perfect. Let’s launch it today.
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Ivy: Why do you get to fly it first?
Luz: Because I’m older. And Aunt Hazel would have a fit if I let you step onto an untested rocket.
Ivy: Hmm…good point.
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Ivy: Maybe *coughs* I shouldn’t stand so close *coughs* next time.
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Meanwhile…
Kale: Hey, sis. What’s that contraption you’ve got there?
Hazel: It’s some old veterinary equipment I found in the basement. I think our Great Uncle Hermes used it when he had two dogs.
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Kale: Are you thinking of switching careers and becoming a vet?
Hazel: No, I just want to learn to craft age-down treats for Rusty. I know we can’t let Rusty live forever, but Ross and I aren’t ready for him to be an elder cat just yet.
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Notes: We have an heir! Since Holly is the older twin and she got the Loves Outdoors trait, she will be the heir. Her randomly generated aspiration is Musical Genius (the same one Hazel got, which is a weird coincidence).
Holly’s picture has been added to the front page. She looks a lot like Hazel, but with Ross’s dark hair. Ivy, on the other hand, looks like a female clone of Ross, but with Hazel’s red hair.
This *might* be the last update for Gen 5, but not to worry. Hazel and Ross aren't going anywhere.