Bun in the Oven
Hess: Laurel, can we talk? Sister to sister?
Laurel: Of course! Is something wrong? You don’t look so good.
Hess: Well, that’s the thing. I’m feeling nauseous all the time. I think…actually, I know…I’m eating for two.
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Laurel: That’s great! But, uh, I have to ask…who is the father?
Hess: Umm, you remember that my birthday was on Winterfest?
Laurel: Yes…
Hess: Well, I was feeling kind of lonely and…*whispers*
Laurel: That’s…not who I was expecting.
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Hess: He was really nice to me, and one thing led to another…
Laurel: I did not need that mental image!
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Hess: The question is, what do we do now? Should I move out? I don’t want to prevent you and Jax from starting a family.
Laurel: You aren’t preventing anything. Have you forgotten that Hermes took Link with him? We can both have babies. If you look closely, you’ll see that we both are having babies!
Hess: Oh! Congratulations! I’ve been so preoccupied that I hadn’t noticed yet.
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Laurel: Does this mean we’ll be seeing more of Father Winter?
Hess: Probably not. When I told him about the baby, we agreed to just be friends. I’ll invite him to birthday parties and such, but he won’t be involved in raising the child.
Laurel: Oh. I see.
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Two days later…
Linden: Happy New Year!
Diya: *giggles* It’s cute that you are so excited, but we still have several hours before the actual new year.
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Linden: I guess that’s true. Shall we grab a bite to eat while we wait?
Diya: I thought you’d never ask.
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Linden: Hmm…the Pufferfish Nigiri is interesting. I’m not sure it’s worth all the hype, though.
Diya: Tastes good to me.
Linden: I’ll have to make some for Jax. He’s a foodie. Maybe he’ll like it.
Later...
Linden: I know this might seem sudden, but I’ve been thinking about this from the day I met you. Diya, will--?
Diya: Yes!!!
Linden: --you marry me?
Diya: Let’s get married tonight!
Linden: Great! Are you sure?
Diya: Yes! Let’s do this!
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After they say their vows…
Diya: Don’t look now, but there is a famous person right behind you. I don’t have any idea who she is or why she’s famous, but she’s glowing.
Linden: I only have eyes for you, darling.
Diya: Ooo…you are such a good husband already.
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The first day of Spring…
Hess: Look at us! We’re both like balloons that are ready to pop!
Laurel: I feel more like a whale than a balloon.
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Jax: Do you really have to work today, sweetheart? Why don’t you take the day off and put your feet up?
Laurel: Thank you, dear, but I think it would be better to take time off after the baby is born rather than before.
Hess (thinking): I wish someone doted on me like that.
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Laurel: By the way, happy un-birthday! There is a potion of youth in your inventory. Be sure to drink it before you naturally age up.
Jax: I’ll drink it now before your father’s guests arrive. I don’t want to forget.
Laurel: Guests?
Jax: Just some elderly ladies your father knows. They are coming over for lunch.
Laurel: Okay. Have fun.
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Aster: We’re glad you could join us for lunch, ladies.
Ritu (on the right): Hmmph. It’s about time. I’ve called several times asking to come over.
Aster: Yes. We’ve been busy. But you are here now, and Jax made the Pufferfish Nigiri especially for you.
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Ritu: So, pretty boy, why aren’t you eating the Pufferfish?
Jax: I prefer my wife’s meatless monte cristo sandwiches. Would you like some?
Ritu: No, I’ll just have another plate of the Pufferfish. And a glass of that wine you’re drinking. Kyra, you want pretty boy to get you anything?
Kyra (on the left): I like the fish. It’s slippery!
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Aster: My goodness, Kyra! You are looking parched. Please let me get you something to drink.
Kyra: *chokes*
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Mr. Datta (the butler): Shall I take your plate, madam? Madam? Oh!
Ritu: That goofball! She always did have a weak constitution. Not me! I ate two plates of your poorly made pufferfish nigiri and I’m fine.
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Aster: Grim, I don’t suppose you can take the mean one instead?
Grim: Sorry, amigo. That’s not the way it works.
Later that evening…
Laurel: How was your lunch with father and the elderly ladies?
Jax: I believe your father would call it a success. How was work?
Laurel: Fine, but I’m exhausted. I think I’ll turn in early.
Jax: I just want to finish this chapter in my parenting book. Then I’ll turn off the light.
Laurel: Take your time, dear. The light won’t bother me.
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Hess: I’m glad I got the mythical drink guide at work today, but…ohhh…I don’t feel so good.
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Hess: Moth-errrr! It’s time!
Wendy: Just keep breathing, dear. It will all be over soon.
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Wendy: Congratulations, Hess. It’s a girl!
Hess: She’s so beautiful!
Wendy: Do you have a name picked out?
Hess: I’m going to call her Clara, after the little girl in the Nutcracker.
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Wendy: That’s wonderful, dear. Now if you’ll excuse me, I think your sister will be needing me soon.
Laurel: Mommy, I think I’m in labor.
Wendy: I know, dear. I can see it on your face.
Laurel: How did you do this ten times?
Wendy: I only did it twice. The first eight were adopted, remember?
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Laurel: *groans* Mommy, make it stop…
Wendy: You’re doing fine, dear. Just keep breathing.
Jax: I feel so guilty for doing this to her!
Wendy: Nonsense, Jax. It’s all part of the process.
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Laurel: It’s a boy! Jax, we have a son!
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Aster: Four new grandchildren in just a few days. I can hardly believe it! First, Hermes and Elektra had a girl, Cora. I met her just after Winterfest.
Wendy: Then, Linden and Diya had a girl, Patricia. Linden went over to see her as soon as he got the news.
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Aster: And today, Hess also had a girl, Clara.
Wendy: And finally, Laurel and Jax had a boy, Darwin.
Aster: Darwin, the first heir candidate of the fourth generation.
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Author’s notes:
And that’s all I have room for in this update! I hadn’t planned for Hess to have a child, but the opportunity for a Father Winter’s baby presented itself and I couldn’t help trying.
Currently in the legacy house:
Aster and Wendy: The Gen 2 heir and spouse. They will be leaving soon. It has to happen.
Laurel and Jax: The Gen 3 heir and spouse. It’s time for them to really be in charge.
Hess: Laurel’s beloved sister. Mother of Clara.
Linden: The Gen 3 spare. Has a wife and daughter who do not live in the legacy house.
Clara: Daughter of Hess and Father Winter. Laurel’s niece.
Darwin: Son of Laurel and Jax. The only Gen 4 heir candidate so far. Will he Love the Outdoors? Will he be a redhead? Will he have green eyes?