Love and Marriage
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John: The place looks great, Andrew. Nice work on the garden.
Andrew: Thanks John. I made all of the planter boxes, but most of the credit for the garden goes to Shari. She treats these plants like her babies.
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John: Speaking of which, I heard you and Shari got engaged. You’ll have little Behrs running around here in no time, eh?
Andrew: One step at a time, John.
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Evelyn: Congratulations on the engagement, Shari! Tell me all the details! How did he propose?
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Shari: Well, the Romance Festival was in town, so…
Evelyn: How in the world did you get your unflirty boyfriend to take you to the Romance Festival?
Shari: It was his idea! He said we should go to see if we could find any new flowers for the garden. And when we got there, he proposed! We didn’t even drink any of the tea.
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Evelyn: Are you sure he’s unflirty? (lowers her voice) Are you still using the voodoo doll?
Shari: Oh, I sold the voodoo doll. Andrew might not be romantic, but he is very thoughtful. He knew going to the Romance Festival would make me happy. Plus, we did collect flowers for the garden.
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Andrew: Shari, would you like to have a big wedding?
Shari: I don’t think we can afford it, dear. We haven’t even started building the house.
Andrew: That’s not what I asked, Shari. Do you want a big wedding?
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Shari: But Andrew, how could we possibly spend that much money right now?
Andrew: I will take that to mean that you would like a formal wedding, and I will tell you how we can afford it. My paintings have been selling really well, and we have more than enough money in the bank to pay the event fee. My understanding is that if our wedding achieves gold medal status, then we will receive gifts. We could sell those gifts and make back most of the money we spend. Plus, we would earn points for your legacy.
Shari: Oh Andrew! Do you really think it would work? And how do you know about the points?
Andrew: It’s all in the pamphlet you showed me. I’m a bookworm, Shari. I read the whole thing. It’s fascinating.
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Shari: And you’re willing to have a public ceremony…for me?
Andrew: Of course. I want you to be happy, and I want your legacy to succeed.
Shari: It’s our legacy now, darling.
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Evelyn: (whispers) I just love weddings. Don’t you, John?
John: Eh...I’ll love it if they have juice at the reception. (laughs loudly)
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Evelyn: Hush! There’s Andrew. They’re about to start.
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Shari: Congratulations, Mr. Behr. You made it through the ceremony. How are you feeling? Are you tense?
Andrew: I’ve got one tiny, little tense moodlet, but it’s buried under overwhelming happiness. How are you? Is this the gold medal wedding of your dreams?
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Shari: I’ve never been better, my love. As soon as we finish eating this cake, we’ll earn the gold medal. Then we can end the event early if you’d like.
Andrew: Ah…it’s good to be home.
Shari: Yes, it is. Now tell me the truth, Andrew. Did we get enough money back from selling the gifts to pay for the wedding?
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Andrew: The smile on your face is worth any amount of money, Shari. But if you must know, we earned $855 of the $1000 fee back.
Shari: Sometimes I think Evelyn is right and that you don’t really have the unflirty trait after all.
Andrew: I’ve got Charisma, I just can’t flirt worth a darn.
Shari: That must be it. And do we have enough money to start on the house?
Andrew: With the garden, the paintings, and the breeding of frogs, we’ve done quite well. We have just over $20000 saved for the house. We can start building tomorrow.
Shari: Does that mean this will be our last night in the tent?
Andrew: Indeed. We’d best make good use of it.
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Watcher's note: In the “Funny Things Sims Do” category, I present Jamar- who brought two drinks to Shari and Andrew’s wedding.
Apparently, the drink on the left is Fish Tacos made by Eliza Pancakes.
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Jamar is a glutton, after all.