Nighttime. Even the safest of neighborhoods can fall prey to the evils that walk the dark of nighttime. This neighborhood...has becomes its latest victim.
Ablowitz: We should get inside in a hurry! The narrator said something about evil and stuff coming at nighttime!
Card: Chill, little bro. Pretty sure he meant us, plus it's early morning, not night.
Ablowitz: ...oh...
Pippin: And so, our twins visit another pair of twins: the Faust girls.
Elektra: Who's at the door?
Cara: It's some fella with a fedora...?
Jaxlyn: Fedora? That's a funny word. Fedora. Fedorable. Fedora the Explorer! Fel Dorado!!
Card: Hey, gurl, I'm Card Sharebear!
Elektra: Sharebear?
Card: Yep!
Elektra: Like the legacy family?
Card: Yep!
Elektra: So you're a spoiled, entitled legacy brat?
Card: Yep!
Elektra: Cool! I could get used to that lifestyle!
Card: It does tend to grow on you.
Ablowitz: Oh, you must be the beautiful twin sister!
Cara: No, I'm Cara Giver. I'm just here to watch the girls.
Ablowitz: So you're their mom?
Cara: Just a care giver. Tell you what, why don't I go get Jaxlyn for you.
Ablowitz: Well, it's obvious where the girls get their good looks!
Cara: Not their mom!
Elektra: Is your brother alright?
Card: Eh, she's a redhead.
Elektra: ...you act like that answers my question...
Jaxlyn: BOO!!
Ablowitz: AHH!! I don't like!! I. Don't. Like!
Elektra: Leave the nice boy alone, sis.
Jaxlyn: Oh poo!
Card: Wow, you're both so very beautiful!
Jaxlyn: Both of who? Both of me?
Card: ...sure. Let's go with that.
Elektra: Hey! Some of that compliment was for me.
Jaxlyn: But you're ugly.
Elektra: We're
identical!
Elektra: So, Ablowitz, your hair is lovely. What shampoo do you use? Your hair's so thick and...
Ablowitz: So...Cara's
not your mom? And she's
not your sister?
Elektra: (sigh) No. She's not.
Jaxlyn: Hehe, that's your hat!
Card: Yeah...it is...?
Pippin: And while the boys were there...
Pippin: they met Eva Nair. She's a teen. Who knows, we might need a primary spouse depending on how the Faust twin's traits go. She's erratic and lazy. Jaxlyn is childish and loves the outdoors and Elektra is materialistic and also loves the outdoors. Anyway, just to see how things would play out, both sets of twins and Eva went to the romantically aura'd Star Gazer's Lounge (or whatever it's called).
Card: So, what say we all hit the pool?
Elektra: So you can see our swimwear?
Ablowitz: I'm offended that you would think...
Card: Yep!
Ablowitz: Oh. Never mind.
Eva: CANNONBALL!!
Jaxlyn: UGH! I got water up my nose!
Elektra: Yeah, I'm just angling for trophy wife. I don't actually have to get my hair wet, right?
Jaxlyn: No! It's a trap! The water crawls up your nose!
Pippin: And after they enjoyed the pool...
Pippin: random dice rolls determined karaoke partners.
Card: Gotta get one of these for all the parties I'll be throwing!
Elektra: Parties in a mansion? I'm down with that!
Pippin: And right around then, we got the notice that the romance festival was in town. Formal wear, boys!
Jaxlyn: Card looks different.
Ablowitz: Umm, that guy's some random stranger danger.
Eva: My fork is failing!
Pippin: Those are chopsticks, sweetie.
Eva: My chopsticks are failing to be a fork!
Elektra: So, Tanvi, is being a legacy spouse as glamorous as I'm imagining it?
Tanvi: It's actually a lot of hard work and dedication, but if you can find true love with your husband and enjoy the glorious moments with your kiddos, it's totally worth it!
Elektra: Umm, I was looking more for an answer of "yes."
Card: So...how are you getting along with the girls, Ab?
Ablowitz: That Cara is quite a looker! The twins are nice too. Eva's weird. How about you? Have you made a connection with anyone?
Jaxlyn: Love your dumb face!
Card: Yeah. Yeah I have.
(yes, they autonomously developed a pink relationship bar!)
Pippin: And around that moment, the boys were magically whisked away to meet with the Sharebears High Council...
Through a portal of infinite magic a pair of twins are pulled twirling and reeling through the vortex of time and space...Ablowitz: Not really reeling, really.
Card: Yeah, and this is just another neighborhood. Not really pulled through time and space.
Card: Could have come here in a taxi, really.
Ablowitz: Or an Uber, really.
Rilee: Thanks for mentioning me so much, boys!
Ablowitz: Mentioning you...?
Card: Sure thing, grams!
P: Hey, guys!
o: Umm, formal setting...?
P: Right! Sharebear twin...type...people...
F: (facepalm)
P: you have been summoned here for judgment!
Card: Judgment? Isn't that rather harsh sounding?
Ablowitz: Why is there no furniture? Seriously! There's just so much wasted space!
P: Okay, well maybe "judgment" was a bit overboard, but it's heir voting time, so I was trying to make it dramatic.
Card: Oh, yeah that makes sense.
Ablowitz: You could get a couch, at least. Maybe a bookshelf?
F: Ablowitz, why don't you tell us your plans for being heir and explain why the voters should choose you?
Ablowitz: So, you know how there's all this wasted space here? I'd fill it. With kids! Lots of kids! A great big family. I think maybe the lovely Cara's oldest daughter Elektra fancies me...
Card: Or your money, at least.
Ablowitz: and she'd be happy to help me grow a large and glorious family of 10 kiddos! That's a legacy requirement and everything!
F: Well, not a
requirement so much as the only way to get that additional point.
Ablowitz: Exactly! The only way, so my big happy family would knock out that aspiration
and fulfill that requirement meaning that I fill two legacy needs!
F: Didn't your grandma already complete Big Happy Family?
Ablowitz: ...I could have lots of kids to learn skills. Lots of skilling.
o: Card, I'm voting for you...I mean...tell us why we should vote for you.
Card: Alright, first off, my aspiration can be started as a teen. Secondly, I don't need to boot out everyone in the household to clear room for 10 kids. Thirdly, parties. Fourthly, I think one of the council members favors me as the heir.
o: I have no idea what you're talking about (feigns innocence).
Card: But the main reason...Jaxlyn's awesome! You know she'll be the life of every one of my parties and the light of my life.
Ablowitz: Whoa, that's beautiful!
Card: Thanks, bro! You can vote for me too if you'd like!
Ablowitz: Oh...I mean...Elektra and I have something electric!
Card: Touche!
Pippin: And so, it is up to you, dear readers to determine who will be the next heir.
Ablowitz brings the slob and cheerful dog lover traits and will be going for the Big Happy Family meaning he'd be the ideal choice to have the 10 children generation. This will mean moving out most of the current household, but moving in Elektra (and Cara?) as a spouse. I'm thinking of going for the culinary career with him going for chef.
Cariden (Card) is a squeamish and good dog lover who is going for Party Animal, so he'll keep a decent number of the current household to help with that aspiration. I'm thinking he'll go after the culinary career but follow the mixologist branch since that could help with parties. And he'll have Jaxlyn as his spouse.
Vote in the comments. Voting will close on Wednesday, the 9th.
