Journal Entry, Eddard HolidayI am being punished.
I know that’s a crappy thing to say about your children, but I can’t help it. This is nuts.
We ended up with three little girls: Lyanna, Cassana, and Shireen. They’re beautiful and perfect, but I haven’t gotten a good night’s sleep since they arrived.
The plan had been for a nice manageable 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom ranch. Triplets have rendered that impracticable. Now the plan is for a 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom 2 story house. I didn’t even have time to finish the upstairs. We had to leave the cribs where social services literally dropped them off.
Mom and Uncle Steffon came over. After I did the obligatory showing off of the babies, I let Mom take over so I could water the dying garden and to grab a shower.
“They’ll age up in no time,” Mom said.
I know she meant it to be helpful, but I can’t even think beyond tomorrow. Valeria is exhausted all the time and overwhelmed. She came home last night and just stood there in shock on the sidewalk.
Neither of us knows what we’re doing and all it seems to result in is one or more crying infants.
From: Pierce Delgato, Drifter Board of Directors, No Sim Left Behind
To: Eddard Holiday
CC: Evangeline Hecking, Drifter Board of Directors, No Sim Left Behind
Re: Re: Re: Drifter House 003, Progress Report 006Congratulations on the birth of your children! And good work getting the cow plant done. We recognize it was a dangerous and frightening task, but your time management and strategies for completing the task in such a short period of time are commendable.
We know right now you are overwhelmed and that accomplishing the remaining tasks probably seem insurmountable, but you have over 30 days in which to get everything done.
Look for some toddler gifts from No Sim Left Behind in the mail!
From Pierce Delgato, Drifter Board of Directors, No Sim Left Behind
To: Evangeline Delgato Hecking, Drifter Board of Directors, No Sim Left Behind
Re: Drifter Subject 003Someday soon when you make me a grandpa, you’re going to recognize that babies are a lot of work. The only reason your mom and I are still sane is because your grandma, Aunt Evie, and your dads helped us out.
Have some compassion for the poor guy. He’s a stay-at-home dad for three of them and in less than 48 hours he fed himself to a carnivorous plant no less than five times.
Love,
Dad
From: Eddard Holiday
To: Drifter Board of Directors, No Sim Left Behind
Re: Drifter House 003, Progress Report 007Thank you for the toys. The girls are getting a lot of use out of them. We actually got a ton of gifts from a bunch of random people I’ve never heard of.
Lyanna, who I guess is my heir, assuming she wants to participate in the Project, has my luck and got the fussy trait. That’s her in the lavender.
Cassana is a charmer.
Shireen, the youngest, who has her mother’s coloring, is inquisitive.
We love them, but they are somehow more work than when they were babies.
Right now, they’re all upstairs. I managed to get the plumbing in the second bathroom installed, but the rest of the floor is one giant room.
We briefly flirted with high chairs, but frankly it seems simplest to just make a ton of food and bring up the platter and let them feed themselves.
I had no idea how three little toddlers get so dirty so quickly. Lyanna screams bloody murder every time I try to bathe her.
My plants haven’t died yet and I maxed out at level 10 for gardening. Incidentally, even though I know it’s not part of the requirements I got Freelance Botanist. I also reached level 10 for fishing.
If we survive toddlerhood, Valeria and I want to take the girls to the park, which we can do as I've lifted the restriction. It’s too soon right now. Just keeping them and us alive is all we can manage.