Pippin: We rejoin the Tooks where Alyssa is making plans
without the rest of the family.
Alyssa: ...yes, the reservation is for one teen witch, her minion, and two familiars. What? Yes, 2 people and 2 cats would also work. You can just write that down, I guess.
Pippin: And she heads off...
Pippin: to Granite Falls.
Sigrid Minion: So...why are we here?
Alyssa: Because all witches need to learn herbalism. That's a commonly known fact, Minion.
Sigrid Minion: And...why are there cats here?
Alysa: (sigh) Minion, Minion, Minion. All witches need an animal familiar.
Sigrid Minion: So...why are there two of them if you need
an animal familiar?
Alyssa: Eh, still kind of taking these two for a test drive to see if I want one of them. This is a very important decision, Minion, and not to be taken lightly.
Alyssa: Now, I'm off to level up herbalism. You are to keep watch and do the signal we discussed if a park ranger comes around, Minion. (leaves)
Sigrid Minion: ...umm...my name's not Minion...
Alyssa: Hmm, I wonder what this plant is. It's...probably an example of...I have no clue. Guess I'll look at it again later.
Pippin: Well, that is how you raise that skill, so yes. Do that.
Pippin: Catching fireflies?
Alyssa: Nope. Casting a spell.
Pippin: ...pretty sure those are fireflies.
Alyssa: Fireflies that I magically conjured!
Pippin: Ooookay. And after getting her herbalism skill started, the little witch heads home to find her sisters hard at work.
Ciara: So...I think I should pull this one.
Raven: Are you
sure that's the one you want to pull?
Ailene: She's gonna lose again!
Ciara: Ummm. Uhh. Yeah, I'm pulling it.
CRASH!!!
Ciara: ...oops.
Pippin: And Alyssa introduces them to magical ice cream.
Raven: So...this magically makes people thin?
Alyssa: Yep!
Ciara: But we already did all the treadmill work before you told us about this?
Alyssa: Yep!
Ciara: Just evil.
Alyssa: Witch, remember?
Ciara: Well some of us are just naturally beautiful.
Raven: Yeah you are, princess!
Anabelle: Alright, ladies, we're going shopping!
Pippin: That's right, it was family outing time!
Anabelle: Let's try on some outfits!!
Alyssa: Umm, nothing here looks witch-worthy...?
Raven: C'mon, sis, just try something on. It'll make Mom happy.
Alyssa: Ugh, this is atrocious!
Ciara: I look
awesome!!
Raven: What d'ya think, little elf?
Ailene: You look so much prettier than Ciara!
Ciara: ...WHAT?!?!?!?
Ailene: I said...ummm...
Raven: She said, "You look so much prettier than I'd seen you are-a." She had an Italian accent for just a moment.
Ciara: Oh. That makes sense.
Pippin: Nice save, Raven! And the family heads back home where Ailene finds...
Pippin: a mess! Wait. Aren't you going to clean that up?
Ailene: Nope! I don't get praised for picking up trash, I get praised for taking
out the trash. If you want to move it into the trash can, I'll deal with it. Otherwise, we'll just grow an indoor trash plant.
Pippin: Hmm, I think there is a fatal flaw in how Anabelle is parenting.
Anabelle: Hush, Pippin, my show's on.
Pippin: (sigh) at any rate, our school-aged youngsters head off for class and our young adult ladies head out on the town.
Raven: Yep, gonna get in some time with Reid and see if we can find a prince for the princess.
Anabelle: Hey, kids! Hope you don't mind we tagged along.
Raven: Ugh, my parents come along on my date and they don't even change out of their jammies first!
Reid: Oh...I have to...over there...elsewhere...(leaves)
Pippin: Seems like effective parenting to me!
Raven: ...so anyway, my boyfriend, well he's not my boyfriend
yet, but Reid, anyway, made an excuse and left since my parents were here.
Mixologist: Hmm, sounds like good parenting to me.
Raven: Aren't you supposed to be supportive?
Mixologist: Aren't you too young to drink?
Raven: ...fair enough. This outing has been terrible.
Ciara: WOOOT!!!! This outing has been AWESOME!!!
Pippin: And to help Raven enjoy it as much as Ciara is enjoying it, the sisters head out for...
Pippin: karaoke time!!
Ciara:
Talk to me baby!Raven:
I'm goin' blind from this sweet, sweet craving woah-ohCiara:
Let's lose our minds and go crazy crazyBoth:
Ah ya ya ya ya I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the oceanPippin: Oh. Those are the lyrics? Huh. Still no idea what that song means. Anyway, they wrap up the outing by taking in some of the local art performances.
Raven: So....this is art?
Ciara: She's a...statue...of an astronaut...made of gold?
Raven: ...yes?
Ciara: This is
so not how you find a prince.
Pippin: And we return home to find the magical space elf being the starship's medical officer.
Ailene: Sorry, baby doll. I'm afraid your HMO doesn't cover out-of-network care, so we can't treat you.
Pippin: Wow. Childhood play has become so life-like! At least the "playing doctor" interaction helps her work towards a trait. Alyssa is also working on developing a trait.
Alyssa: Ooo, look at the loser-boy in his leopard print hat.
Seth: I'll have you know this is
cheetah print!
Alyssa: Ah, can't win fairly so you have to be a cheetah?
Pippin: That pun is so bad.
Seth: Hey, I can win fair and square!
Alyssa: Prove it!
Seth: Wha...?
Pippin: Aaaaaaand she beats the tar out of a teen boy.
Alyssa: Hey, witches get the argumentative trait. Who am I to fight against my own nature?
Pippin: Ugh. Anyway, she also makes an important phone call.
Adoption Worker: So, this little sweetheart is Shashka.
Alyssa: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Adoption Worker: ...okay. I just need to talk to another household member as a character witness to vouch for you as a caregiver.
Raven: That would be me!
Adoption Worker: So, can Alyssa be counted on to provide for Shashka's needs?
Raven: The only danger Shashka will be in is forgetting how to walk since she be cuddled, coddled, and carried everywhere.
Adoption Worker: ...I think that's a risk we're willing to take.
Pippin: Welcome to the family, Shashka the kitten.
Alyssa: Shashka the animal familiar, thank you!
Pippin: Fair enough.