It was happy times in the Henderson Household.
The children were growing up nicely. They all achieved A's with the exception of Bridget because she's just too insane to actually sit down and do her homework.
Bridget: " I mean who in their right mind would sit down and write on a piece of paper?! Definitely not me!"
Later that night the girls decided to bring a friend over and have a dance party with mom!
For the life of me I have no idea why Bridget decided to dance with her back to the camera but whatever..
Then mom decided that some how this was the perfect time to tell the girls about divorce.
Jamie: " So you see girls..When two people who were married get a divorce. Their rings break and they become separate again. Like this:
(refer to the the picture bubble above her head) "
Bridget: " Oooo that sounds like fun! Maybe when I grow up I can hold a contest and see who can break the most rings in their life time!"
Ellie: " Stop being an nincompoop Bridget.. Divorce isn't a "fun" thing to do! People get their hearts broken!"
(It's obvious whose the most mature out of the two girls)Meanwhile Derek has been getting friendly with the girls new best friend Susanna.
She's not exactly the cutest thing I've ever seen but she looks like a pretty good potential spouse for Derek when he grows up..
Susanna: "So this is what my bed looks like. Can I see yours?"
Derek: " Um..no, my mom says girls can't come into my room just yet. So maybe when we get older you can."
A couple days later while everyone was out at Malcolm Landgraab's birthday party..
Tara the Burglar: "Muahaha good! No one is home.. Looks like I have free reign to take whatever I want!"
What Tara the Burglar didn't realize was is that Jamie came home early because she had forgotten to change into her swimsuit.
Tara the burglar was too stunned to even try to race out the door as Jamie came in.
Jamie: " OH MY GOSH! What are you doing?! I'm calling the Cops!"
Tara the Burglar: " Shoot! I hate alarms.. my earrrrrsss!"
Jamie: " Wow yah, I know! they make my heart race! Wait..why am I being nice to you!?"
Soon Cornelius the Copman arrives and Tara the burglar was prepared to fight!
Tara the burglar: " Bring it son! I can wooop yo butt from here to China!"
Cornelius the Copman: " Well we'll just see about that missy!"
Cornelius the Copman: " I got you suckaa! pretty soon you'll be on the floor passed out from this bad boy of a choke hold!"
Tara the burglar and Cornelius the Copman fought it out for a few minutes and finally Tara got free.
Tara the Burglar: " HA! You've just been OWNED! Taste my hand you worthless piece of trash!"
Cornelius the Copman: " AH my facee!! And your hand taste like fish!"
Finally Cornelius the Copman regained his bearings and got the situation under control.
Tara the Burglar: " Man..this is the fourth time I've been caught! I really need to learn martial arts."
Cornelius the Copman: " Fat chance. Where you're going there won't be anything but metal bars and chunky guards with mace and nun chucks."