We rejoin the Took household where an exciting moment has finally arrived!Erina: Pobby sudagate?
Pippin: No, little one, it's not a super great potty. It's cake time!
Pippin: She's so adorable!
Tessie: Just like her mommy!
Pippin: Indeed!
Tessie: I
must meet her adorable mommy!
Pippin: Umm, it's you...
Tessie: What's me?
Pippin: You're...you know what, never mind. Anyway, young Erina ends up being super-close to her great great (insert more greats here) grandpa.
Gaivan: And the...because troops...that have...and rally...
Erina: Yeah they do!
Pippin: And her lots-of-greats grandma...
Pippin: has helped ensure that she'll have plenty of friend options!
Saanvi: It's a sacrifice I make for my precious little lots-of-greats granddaughter!
Pippin: Mhm. Such a sacrifice. Anyway, it's nice that young Erina has such wonderful and strong female role models.
Pippin: Wonderful indeed.
Erina: Awww, you guys are cute. Well, I'm gonna go play now.
Erina: Lady Erina, princess of the pirates, sets sail for unknown shores aboard the Adequate Ship Lollipop.
Pippin: Oh really?
Erina: And after fending off the tyrannical forces of Lord Butterpants...
Pippin: What?
Erina: she decides to take on a crew.
Erina: Welcome aboard, mateys. Look sharp, lest ye fall prey to the Skyhawk of Twiddlethumb Peak!
Jacqueline (the blonde): Ummm, okay.
Krista (the redhead): I be keepin' a lookout, sir!
Erina: That's
Captain Princess sir to you!
Alondra (the black-haired): ...okay...
Pippin: For those of you keeping score at home, Jacqueline and Alondra are twin daughters of Gaivan and Saanvi and Krista is Abernathy's daughter with Antonia (the redhead with Izumi hair).
Erina: ...and so, having successfully piloted her ship down the waterfall and outrunning the Stuttering Giants of T-t-t-t-t-twin P-p-p-p-pickle Island, Captain Princess Lady Erina scans the horizon...
Erina: looking for her next adventure.
Pippin: You know, you're really good at making up stories, Erina.
Erina: They may just be stories to you, but they're just an average day in the life of Captain Princess Lady Erina.
Pippin: ...okay...meantime, Tessie continues painting.
Pippin: Why are you staring so intently, Tessie?
Tessie: ...I can't remember if this is something I painted or a real lamp...
Pippin: Well, I guess we'll have to avoid realism paintings from now on. Anyway, young Erina is not only a good storyteller, but also an excellent student.
Wade: I'm flattered that you wanted me to help you with your project, Captain Princess Lady Erina, but why didn't you ask your mom?
Erina: Have you
met my mom?
Wade: Fair point!
Pippin: And when she's not spending time with her parents of varying levels of grand...
Pippin: she's spending time with her crew.
Alondra: I don't know why the park keeps getting so messy!
Krista: ...oh. Right. Yeah. I wonder.
Erina: And so, Captain Princess Lady Erina and her first mate, Krista, swing heroically across the nicely lined up frozen snakes to avoid falling into the icy pits of the frozen Trollbears of Toothpick Forest!
Krista: Wow, monkey bars are so much cooler when you're here!
Pippin: But Erina isn't the only one doing some traveling.
Pippin: Gaivan gets in some time with his darling wife while Abernathy...
Abernathy: Well, hello there, pretty lady!
Mixologist: Hello yourself, handsome!
Pippin: Well, he does Abernathy things.
Gnorm: ...
Erina: I'm glad you asked! I'm documenting my adventures so I can recall the intimate details of my adventures later. You know, saving them for posterity!
Pippin: Oh. She also talks to gnomes. Great.
Erina: Woot! Time for more adventures!
Pippin: Oh look! Gaivan and Saanvi's next oldest daughter, Mallory, has finally aged up to child and can come on adventures! There she is at the bubble gun turret!
Erina: Umm, Malory? I believe you were asked to wear a red shirt?
Mallory: But why?
Erina: Because you are the youngest, and therefore, most expendable member of the crew and may need to be sent off to be injured, kidnapped, or killed to advance the plot, silly!
Mallory: ...MOM!!!
Erina: And Captain Princess Lady Erina faces the peril of the Matriarchal Council of Sector Taco 7. Mister Jax! Full thrusters!
Jacqueline: You know I'm not a mister, right?
Erina: We're in crisis mode, man! Keep it together!
Jacqueline: K.
Erina: Mister Krister, how are the engines looking?
Krista: Cap'n, I jus' dinna think ah kin do it!
Pippin: Well done, Krista!
Krista: Yeah, my mom's a bit of a sci-fi nerd.
Pippin: And speaking of people's moms...
Pippin: Tessie's mom asked her favorite guy out for llunch...or brunch...or something meal-ish.
Ericka: I see you're as much of a smooth-talker as ever, Pippin.
Pippin: Why, thank you, Ericka!
Blurange Blur: Umm, she was being sarcastic...
Pippin: Too late! She gave me the compliment. It was a gift, and I'm keeping it!
Blurange Blur: ...k...
Pippin: And our darling couple shared some quality time just two tables over...
Pippin: from Antonia and Krista.
Krista: I swear we're not stalking the dynasty household!
Ericka: Of course you aren't, sweetie. Pippin's just fond of redheads and is probably stalking you two.
Pippin: Yeah, I...hey! Anyway, we end this update with dear Erina just one short day away from her teen birthday!
Erina: Captain Princess Lady's log, stardate eleventy-four and a half pi. I'm about to go where no captain princess lady has gone before...to the birthday cake...