Pippin: We return to the Took household where the time has arrived to bring in the eighth and final heir.
Tessie: Both of them?
Pippin: Both of whom?
Tessie: The eighth
and the final.
Pippin: Wha...OH! No. Just the eighth who will also be the final.
Tessie: Huh, that's a lot of pressure for a baby.
Pippin: Aaaaaanyway, it's time to bring in the heir...
Tessie: So open a window!
Pippin: No, not air, heir. Next generation of...you know what, never mind. Let's just follow Tessie.
Pippin: To the wishing well?
Tessie: Hello, Welliam!
Wishing Well: Uh, that's not my name...
Tessie: Sure it is! I need a babydaddy. Not you, because you're made of bricks, but like a real person. And it apparently can't be Grim, though I want the baby to be Grim's. Can you do that?
Wishing Well Welliam: I...I don't even understand the question...?
Tessie: Great!
Wishing Well Welliam: Uhh, okay. here's the best pick-up line of all time. Use it wisely...you know what, never mind. Just use it however you want.
Tessie: Deal! (makes a phone call)
Tessie: Hi Darren!
Arun Darren: My name's...you know what? Nevermind. Hello, gorgeous. Did you finally decide to dump the skeleton guy and get a real man?
Tessie: Nope!
Tessie: Am I from Tennessee? 'Cause I'm the only ten you see!
Wishing Well Welliam: Ugh, she got it wrong!
Arun Darren: Umm, are you
flirting with me?
Tessie: Let's make a baby!
Arun Darren: Oh...I, uh...OKAY!
Arun Darren: That was amazing! Sorry I started crying halfway through. It was just so beautiful!
Tessie: I think I have a coat hanger stuck in my hair. Ah well, time to use the bathroom!
Arun Darren: ...but...don't you want to cuddle? ...please?
Tessie: Woot! The magic baby gnomes say I'm pregnant!
Pippin: Umm, there's no such thing as magic baby gnomes...
Tessie: Then where does the confetti come from?
Pippin: ...magic baby gnomes it is then.
Tessie: Hey, Darren! Grim and I are having a baby!
Arun Darren: That's so great! I...wait...what?
Tessie: So, you and I will just be friends, K? K! (flirty texts Grim)
Arun Darren: But...but I thought we...
Tessie: Toodles! (heads off on a date with Grim.
Arun Darren: ...call me?
Tessie: Hey, Gnomeycakes! Notice anything different about me?
Grim: ...is that a new hat?
Tessie: No, silly, I'm having your baby!
Grim: I'M THE LUCKIEST REAPER EVER!!!
Tessie: Well, yeah, because you're with me, but we're also having a baby!
Grim: That's awesome!
Tessie: Totes!
Pippin: And as the days pass, the baby's father wasn't invited to be around and the baby's father was busy reaping souls, but the need for a continual support system was definitely present. And who should step up to that challenge but our quiet and in the background immortal support Sim, Wade.
Wade: So, are you sure you're fine? You don't need to rest for a bit? Maybe I could call Grandpa Gaivan in to give you a relaxing massage?
Tessie: Nah, I'm good Gabe!
Wade: Wade. My name's Wade. You've known me your whole life.
Tessie: Okay, Gabe.
Pippin: And even when he wasn't immediately present, he was still helping out Tessie by being artistic inspiration.
Tessie: Gabe! I painted a picture of you and Grandpa Abercrombie!!
Wade: (facepalm)
Pippin: Meantime...
Blurange Blur: I miss her so much!
Pippin: Our forlorn fellow managed to get in a date with his ghostly beloved...because she invited Tessie out and Tessie invited him along, but let's not tell him that.
Tessie: This is why I'm their favorite daughter!
Pippin: Well, that and the lack of competition, but even if you had competition, yeah, you probably still would be.
Blurange Blur: I've so missed your beautiful face!
Ericka: Is that why you stare at my painting like a creeper?
Blurange Blur: ....maybe. It seemed romantic until you put it that way...
Pippin: And while they were making
out up for lost time, Tessie was keeping herself occupied.
Pippin: And the lovebirds got in some more time...
Pippin: and later on, these lovebirds also got in some time...
Pippin: and so did these ones.
Pippin: Between Gaivan's vampire brood and Abernathy's cluster of
illegitimate pollination offspring, we should have plenty of friend options for gen 8. Speaking of gen 8, anything yet, Tessie?
Tessie: A painting! It's a painting of...
Pippin: Yes, clearly gnomes. I meant any labor pains or anything?
Tessie: Painting is my job, so it's labor. No pains, though.
Pippin: Ugh!
Tessie: Oh, I think I'm having the baby now!
Pippin: YES! Finally! And it would only be proper to invite the baby's father along.
Tessie: Okay!
Tessie: Hey, Gnomeycakes!
Grim: Hey, hot stuff!
Pippin: Oh. Not the father I'd expected.
Doctor: Well, nurse, he's already reaped me, so it must be your turn.
Grim: No no, I'm here because this is my child.
Tessie: Our child! With me! And both of us, even!
Doctor: ...I have no idea what to think of that. Let's go extract that...child...then...
Tessie: Is this a burrito-making machine? I'll bet it could make
really big burritos!
Doctor: Umm...okay...
Tessie: Hey! There's a baby over there!
Doctor: Yes. That would be your baby.
Tessie: Where's Gnomeycakes' baby?
Doctor: Gnomey...? You mean Grim? Yes. That's his too, I guess.
Tessie: Awesome!
Doctor: So, what are you going to name your daughter?
Tessie: Erina, after her grandma.
Pippin: Aww, that's sweet.
Tessie: And look how happy she looks!!
Pippin: Welcome to the family, Erina. All of our hopes are on your tiny, little shoulders, but you have a house full of love, support, and insanity to help you along your way. Of course, you've also got a Watcher and forum full of supporters. Things are, indeed, going well for the Tooks.