Pippin: We return to the Took household where no one is actually at home.
Wade: Yes! I win!!
Blurange Blur: Umm, just pulling out a piece successfully doesn't mean you win...
Wade: Oh. Umm, guess I never really played games other than chess as a kid since I was too busy...umm...doing the...uhh...
Abernathy: He was lining up the conquests for his serial romantic aspiration.
Wade: Dude! That makes me sound so callous!
Blurange Blur: Gurl, please! Grandpa Abernathy has done enough to complete the serial romantic aspiration twice at least!
Abernathy: It's true.
Pippin: Yep. I'm afraid to even activate that aspiration to gain a few points since it should autocomplete just on principle.
Ericka: Umm, Pippin? Aspirations do not autocomplete on principle.
Tessie: My school has a principal!
Ericka: Sweetie? We've talked about this. You're an adult now. You need to stop showing up for school.
Tessie: But...but...art class!
Pippin: Meantime, Gaivan continues to be the ambrosia slave as I fully intend to mass produce way too much so we never have to go into panic mode over the can't-make-ambrosia glitch again!
Gaivan: ...and for this batch, I'm adding more cilantro as it simply bursts on the palette.
Pippin: He's so eloquent when it's food.
Saanvi: Pippin? Are you seriously keeping my hubby shackled to the stove all the time? Is that why I never get to see him?
Pippin: Psh, no! He also gets to work at the clinic.
Gaivan: It's that...and because...when the cat...having this is...
Patient: Umm, he's a dog...
Gaivan: Yes, that...and we can...because you aren't...for that...
Patient: ...do you have any other vets I could see?
Pippin: Yep, the clinic's doing well and rocking a 4 1/2 star rating.
Abernathy: So, the romance festival is in town?
Pippin: I thought you'd never love again?
Abernathy: Umm, I was suggesting that since Tessie needs to find a baby daddy?
Pippin: Oh. Good call.
Abernathy: I'd better go along to chaperone.
Pippin: Also good call.
Abernathy: Well, hello! Aren't you just a vision?
Yasmin: Why, Abernathy, are you
flirting with me?
Abernathy: That depends, is it working?
Abernathy: Howdy, hot stuff.
Izumi: Howdy yourself!
Abernathy: So that's your husband with the cat ears?
Izumi: Yep. That's my guy!
Abernathy: And are you two
happily married?
Her Guy: HEY!!
Pippin: (facepalm) Apparently Abernathy's recovered from his losses. Ah well, we will need friend options for gen 8. Carry on, Abernathy. Meantime, Tessie meets the new Romance Guru.
Tessie: Hi, mystic lady!
Romance Guru: It's actually, "romance guru," thank you.
Tessie: Romance guru you're welcome!
Romance Guru: I see that love will come your way when you least expect it.
Tessie: Love? Who's that? I know Death. He's so handsome!
Romance Guru: ...
Pippin: Look, Tessie, other people. You should go talk to them.
Tessie: Okay!
Romance Guru: ...
Random Guy: Hello, pretty lady!
Tessie: He should go move into a house in the Lee dynasty.
Pippin: You know, I'll bet Oshizu would love that, but please stop breaking the 4th wall.
Tessie: Teehee! Ooooo, look!!
Tessie: Hey there!
Ishaan: Well, hello, aren't you just...
Tessie: Excuse me, I was talking to your mustache?
Ishaan: You were...
Tessie: Don't interrupt, please. Anyway, mustache, what brings you to the festival?
Mustache: ...
Tessie: Hahaha! Good one!
Pippin: Yes. That's what normal behavior looks like. And after we finish traumatizing people at the festival, we head back to the clinic.
Pippin: And look, I give Gaivan a whole hour of fishing before I send him back to make more ambrosia.
Ericka: Wow. That Watcher of the Year award is in the bag.
Pippin: Thank you, Ericka!
Ericka: I was being sarcastic.
Pippin: Too late!! I'm keeping that compliment! It's mine now! Besides, I know how to get great scenery shots.
Pippin: Watcher. Of. The. Year!
Ericka: That's a screenshot. It does not make you good at your job.
Pippin: I'm already not listening. Watcher, not Listener.
Ericka: (sigh) Fine, let's see how things are going at the clinic.
Antonia: I'm so worried about my poor kitty!
Abernathy: Fear not, your kitty looks just fine. You, on the other hand, look just beautiful.
Antonia: Wha...oh! You flatterer! I see, you're just being complimentary to get me to stop worrying.
Pippin: Sure that's what he's doing. Wait, is that a 5 star rating?
Abernathy: Look how perfect we look together.
Antonia: Yep, that is a good selfie.
Abernathy: If our genes were mixed, I'll bet the result would be just lovely!
Antonia: If only such science existed. Well, time to go!
Pippin: Wow. She was rather immune to your charms.
Abernathy: ...she will be mine.
Pippin: Why did you just morph into a cliché love-stricken movie villain? Anyway, Tessie gets invited out by her "cousin" Tiffani (who is one of Chantons and Annabelle's daughters).
Tiffani: Hey, I'm glad you agreed to come to bear night!
Pippin: I'm glad Ericka clarified for her that it wasn't "bare" night. She almost showed up in the buff.
Tiffani: ...oh...
Tessie: Woot! Bear dance party!!
Pippin: Yep. Bear dance party. That happened. Tessie even brought a bear home.
Tessie: You know, you were much cooler when you were a bear.
Aubrie: BwaBWaBwaBWaBwa!!!
Tessie: HAHAHAHA! Never mind, you're awesome! Pippin, if Grim can't be my babydaddy, can I have Aubrie be that?
Aubrie: Wait, what now?
Pippin: Umm, that's not how that works, Tessie. Pretty sure this is a talk Ericka should have had with you a long while ago.
Tessie: Wait a minute, did you...
Tessie: just paint a gnome?!?!?
Aubrie: Of course! Gnomes are awesome!
Tessie: I just found my unique bestie!!
Pippin: Yes, not baby daddy, but unique bestie. I agree with this decision. And as we're heading towards the end of our update, something very important was happening in the museum.
Chantons:
Lonely
I am so lonely
I have nobody
To call my ownPippin: Okay, it took a little while to happen, but eventually...
Pippin: Blur officially became our 6th immortal!
Blurange Blur: Wait, when you guys said you made this cake from fish and flowers, I thought you were just kidding...
Wade: Yeah, I think we all go through that same moment of shock.
Blurange Blur: I don't think I want to eat this...
Ericka: Honey?
Blurange Blur: (sigh) I'm going to eat this.
Pippin: Thank you, Ericka! And with our 6th immortal in place and Tessie simply needing a successful date and two more promotions to complete her requirements other than elderhood, the Took household is in great shape!