Pippin: And so, we rejoin the Took household where, well, this.
Rieko: Awww, who's a sweet wittle awien baby? Dat's wight! You awe! Pippin, can we keep it?
Pippin: Sadly no. We need the extra space in the house.
Rieko: Why?
Pippin: Because I have plans!
Rieko: I find that statement questionable.
Pippin: I have vague ideas that may pan out well!
Rieko: Okay. I'm on board with that.
Pippin: Sweet! Now, poor and heartbroken Johnny should distract himself from being in love with an age-inappropriate gal by hitting the Romance Festival.
Johnny: Are you serious...?
Pippin: Less whining! More festivaling!
Johnny: That's not even a word.
Pippin: It totally resembles a word!
Romance Guru: 'ello, mon ami! You zeem to 'ave ze troublez, no?
Johnny: No. I mean, yes.
Romance Guru: Tell ze Romance Guru, mon ami.
Johnny: Well, I love someone, but we can't be together, and I kind of am still being used as a pollinator, so even if we could be together, I'd kind of be forced to be unfaithful.
Romance Guru: Zometimez zere iz ze sairtain peace in zimply knowing what you want and that what you want wantz you back, no?
Johnny: That...makes sense, actually. Hey, you're old, right?
Romance: I zuppoze zo.
Johnny: I think I may have a job offer for you.
Pippin: Oooo, you certainly do!!
Romance Guru: 'ello, my leelte bluebell! I am Jaime.
Yuki: Jaime?
Romance Guru Jaime: Eet ees pronounced "HIE-mee." Like you are, 'ow do you zay, greeting yourzelf. "Hi, me."
Yuki: Teehee, you're funny. And handsome.
Romance Guru Jaime: Oh 'eavens! 'ow you flatter me, you leetle angel!
Candy: Seriously? Sis, do you see how old this dude is?
Yuki: If by "old" you mean "dreamy" then yes!
Candy: Psh, I'm out of here. I can't watch this train wreck.
Pippin: But the rest of us are more than willing to watch!
Johnny: This guy is bun-believable!
Pippin: Truly he has bun-common charm.
Johnny: And the ladies are pollinated by Johnny, Vinny, and Bunny!
Both: Hahahahahahaha!
Romance Guru Jaime: Ah, ze bad punz! I believe ziz ritual of teazing eez a zignal zat I am accepted, no?
Johnny: ...k...
Romance Guru: Excellent! Now, I must go greet anozer young beauty. 'and me zat towel.
Sofia: Oh my!
Romance Guru Jaime: Ah, you 'ave caught me unawarez! I 'ad no idea an angel waz falleeng from 'eaven!
Sofia: Angel? Oh my!
Romance Guru Jaime: Your voice eez ze mozt melodic zing I 'ave ever 'eard!
Sofia: ...oh my...
Pippin: Well, she seems eloquent. And the adventures of
Romance Guru Jaime continue!
Romance Guru Jaime: ...zo you zee, zere are many deeferent wayz een which you can be faithful, no?
Jessminder: Oooo, I think yes!
Pippin: Umm...Candy? You're kind of...
Candy: What?!? Stupid big-nose didn't pick me and now my sister is pollinated by Father Time over here, so I'm stress eating! Is that a problem for you?
Pippin: No, dear. You're still so beautiful. Please don't hit me.
Candy: Okay, but only because you noticed how beautiful I am.
Pippin: And speaking of beautiful, Gaivan and Rieko shared a truly beautiful moment
Rieko: Oh my gosh!!! (aside) Pippin, am I freaking out correctly?
Pippin: (also aside) Yes, all that practice we did really paid off!
Gaivan: I...and OW...but it's...OW that...
Pippin: Aww, a sweet little alien girl!
Gaivan: Sorry...and that...because room...so going...but still love...and good...miss you...
Rieko: Oh, sweetie, that was beautiful.
Pippin: Yeah, it was, actually.
Abernathy: Yo, trophy wife!
Izumi: Your stupid family all seem to hate me.
Abernathy: Yeah they do!
Candy: I'm not his family, but I hate you too.
Pippin: Well, Candy hates everyone, so...
Candy: (glares)
Pippin: But she's so beautiful!
Candy: Better.
Pippin: Seriously, though, everyone other than
Romance Guru Jaime have at least a slight red relationship bar with Izumi. In fact, even Abernathy has a slightly red relationship bar with Izumi.
Izumi: Well, he
does go out of his way to experiment on me, so...
Pippin: Less whining! More positive socializing! You know,
positive socializing, like he does with almost everyone else.
Tanvi: Wow, these birds are just so angry!
Abernathy: You aged up looking like some budget version of a community theatre production of The Wizard of Oz.
Tanvi: (sadly) Oh.
Abernathy: I like The Wizard of Oz.
Tanvi: (excitedly) Really?
Abernathy: Yes. The witch is outstanding! Dorothy's just kind of whiney.
Tanvi: (dejectedly) (sigh)
Raj: So...are we all standing out here to avoid Izumi?
Vincent: Yep.
Johnny: Actually, I had a joke about weight gain in the routine I was practicing and I thought Candy was going to kill me, so I came out here.
Raj: Smart.
Vincent: Genius-level smart.
Pippin: And speaking of genius-level smart...well, it doesn't really have anything to do with this, but Gaivan has finally gotten to level 10 of his career and has completed ALL OF HIS REQUIREMENTS!!! He even has all of his friends and Clara Bjergsen as his unique BFF. It was going to be Candy, but she's also a good friend of Abernathy since she's at the house all the time. But anyway, excellent job, Gaivan!
Gaivan: And that...because I...with this...posing like...and the...since hero!
Pippin: Yes. Something like that.
Rieko: I'm so proud!!
Pippin: We all are. Meantime, Abernathy is already hard at work on his requirements and has been working on the Freelance Botanist and Grilled Cheese aspirations.
Abernathy: Actually, I'm logging exactly how much stomach capacity a male teen Sim has.
Pippin: Okay, as long as you're using grilled cheese to do it!
Morgan: Umm, Abernathy? Not to be rude, but have you put on weight?
Abernathy: Some. Have you?
Morgan: Well I'm pregnant, so...
Abernathy: Cool. So, have you heard the good news of the grilled cheese?
Pippin: Oooookay. So, how about we throw a house party?
Abernathy: For what reason?
Pippin: Because requirements.
Abernathy: That actually makes sense in this context.
Pippin: Look at Gaivan and Rieko being in the playful aura painting room to help fill that party requirement while also flirting to fill
that requirement!
Rieko: Gotta help out my fellas!
Pippin: Again, please live forever, Rieko.
Rieko: Well, how about I help make sure there's at least one good spouse in place before I depart?
Pippin: Not ideal, but I'll take it.
Rieko: And speaking of spouses and things not being ideal...
Abernathy: You should really come inside. See how it's sunny? And you're a vampire? Who's on fire?
Lilith: I'm melting!!
Abernathy: Huh, Wizard of Oz again.
Pippin: Lilith!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny: I can't believe she's gone!!
Daisy: And she always kept my secret that I'm actually an alien.
Abernathy: Everybody already knows, Daisy.
Daisy: What?
Johnny: It's true. You walk around in Twi'lek form all the time.
Daisy: ...oh...
Abernathy: So, Grim, have you heard the good news of grilled cheese?
Pippin: Wow, when life hands you apples, you make limes.
Rieko: Pretty sure that's not how that saying goes.
Abernathy: No, Mom, it's simple alchemical transmutation. I could show you some charts of how it would work...
Rieko: That's okay, sweetie. Seriously, though, are you sure you want to marry Izumi? I mean, she's gorgeous, but we all kind of hate her.
Abernathy: You do remember that you were the one who chose her, right?
Rieko: Okay, how about I give you some more options?
Tanvi: So, you don't really
have to marry the trophy wife, right?
Abernathy: Well, if I don't, the name "trophy wife" won't work as well.
Izumi: Exactly! And I haven't been putting up with all this nonsense from your family and your experiments only to be booted out now!
Kiana: Well, I think that statement alone is grounds to throw on the kicking shoes. Just sayin'. I mean, come on, I'm blue. How does that
not make me the ideal choice?
Abernathy: Probably because it's an obscure aesthetic detail. Just sayin'.
Pippin: Hmm, other options?
Elsa: Hi, I'm Elsa. You must be Pinocchio.
Abernathy: Ah, a big nose joke. Clever.
Elsa: Oh, you speak sarcasm. Fortunately for you, I'm fluent in that language.
Abernathy: Indeed?
Elsa: Yes. I also used to have a job as an interpreter for bad mimes.
Rieko: This one at a time nonsense is taking too long.
Pippin: Potential spouse dance party?
Rieko: I think yes!! From left to right we have Izumi, Tanvi Foy, Kiana Cowan, Abernathy (who does not, in fact, have the option of marrying himself), Gretchen Ojo, Alyse Rosa, and Elsa McElroy.
Pippin: Nice Mohawk, Alyse! And you really look like an interesting mix of Jeremy and Jade.
Abernathy: Hey, my wallet's missing...
Alyse: Oh. How odd.
Pippin: Klepto?
Alyse: ...what was that? I'm sorry, I seem to have chosen not to hear you.
Pippin: And yes, the purple-haired beauty is Gretchen Ojo.
Gretchen: Good thing I favor my mom, right?
Pippin: Actually, I think you look a lot like your dad...
Gretchen: Hurtful, Pippin. Hurtful. Besides, Dad looks ridiculous in a little black dress!
Pippin: And these two aren't options yet, but they're adorable!!
Pippin: The Pancake twins (technically triplets, but the other one's a boy) are getting some time with daddy.
Johnny: Hi, Macie!
Macie (no glasses):
I'm Macie! You can tell because Chelsie's the ugly one!
Johnny: You realize you're identical twins, right?
Chelsie (glasses): I do, but then again, I'm the smart one.
Pippin: See? They'll be excellent when they age up. Speaking of aging up...
Pippin: Vincent is an elder! And sadly
Romance Guru Jaime has gotten his first notice from Grim.
Romance Guru Jaime: It 'az zimply been an 'onor to 'ave been of zerveece.