Pippin: We return to the Took household where Victor...
Pippin: is rather good at his job.
Pippin: Seriously? The mother
and the daughter?
Victor: Yeah, holidays with my kids are going to be weird...
Pippin: Well, redheads, so I'm not going to judge you.
Victor: Fitting since this was
your plan.
Pippin: I didn't hear you objecting.
Victor: Fair enough.
Pippin: And as Morgan was arriving, young Abernathy was getting in some time with Gretchen Ojo, daughter of Miko and Raj.
Abernathy: Gretchen Ojo, daughter of Miko and Raj? Pippin, are you going to start introducing all of the local children as if they're medieval royalty?
Pippin: ...maybe? Though perhaps it was Kiana, daughter of Jeremy Epstein and Libby Cowan, and
not Gretchen, who really grabbed his attention.
Kiana: Hi! You must be Abernathy.
Abernathy: Yo, senpai!
Pippin: Yeah, she's a blue redhead. She's kind of awesome.
Abernathy: Yo, trophy wife! How's eating human food going?
Izumi: Well, I kind of get sick every time.
Abernathy: Hmm, interesting. (makes notes in his journal)
Izumi: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I make everyone in the household angry by messing up every toilet in the house.
Abernathy: Excellent! Everyone resenting you means no one will mind all that much that I'm using you for experiments!
Izumi: Somehow, that's not very comforting.
Abernathy: Oh, and checkmate again, trophy wife.
Izumi: (sigh)
Pippin: And as Gaivan gets closer and closer to maxing his career, the family found some time to hit the Stargazer Lounge.
Johnny: So, scientists discovered a carnivorous tree, but they say not to worry: its bark is worse than its bite (buh dum tch!)
Crowd: (laughter)
Johnny: The scientists wanted to stay and investigate the trees more, but they decided it was time to leaf (buh dum tch!)
Crowd: (more laughter)
Johnny: Had they been able to stay, the scientists might have been able to get to the root of the matter (buh dum tch!)
Crowd: (even more laughter)
Johnny: Thank you, you've been a not entirely disappointing crowd!
Crowd: (cheers...for some reason)
Pippin: And meantime, back at the Took household...
Tanvi: So, you were just kidding about having a trophy wife, right?
Abernathy: Nope. She's the freak show behind you.
Tanvi: Huh?
Abernathy: Yo, trophy wife!
Izumi: So, can I put on normal clothes again?
Abernathy: Nope. Social experiment isn't over yet.
Izumi and Tanvi: (sigh)
Pippin: Of course, if she was going to change, she'd probably be using the closet and it seems to be frequently occupied by Victor and his...potential voters.
Mila: Well, councilman, you've definitely got
my vote.
Vincent: ...well...thank you...very much...
Pippin: Although Johnny was not exactly inactive himself.
Luna: Ooo, the famous comedian, Johnny Zest!
Johnny: And the lovely Luna! Look how nicely you've grown up.
Luna: Actually, I look exactly the same only slightly taller.
Johnny: Exactly!
Pippin: And the comedian also made some time to visit the triplets he had with Eliza Pancakes.
Johnny: I made a short stack!
Pippin: Nice! And speaking of nice, the household now has a museum!
Rieko: Nice!
Pippin: And this is not what Gaivan's section of it looks like anymore, but apparently I didn't take an updated picture.
Johnny: Nice work, Watcher.
Pippin: Psh, whatever, man cougar.
Johnny: Hey!
Pippin: This is Navya Gupta. She's stolen Johnny's heart. She's still a teen.
Johnny: Her pants match my jacket. She's my soul mate.
Pippin: She watched Johnny age up to an adult.
Navya: Lookin' good there, old man.
Johnny: (sigh) Why are you so young?
Navya: Not my fault you're old.
Pippin: But that wasn't our only birthday.
Rieko: Woot!! I am one hot adult!
Izumi: Yes you are, future mom-in-law.
Candy: I still resent you, just so you know.
Pippin: And someone else had a very significant birthday.
Izumi: Please be handsome!!
Abernathy: That's rather subjective, really.
Rieko: Psh, he swam out of
my gene pool! He'll look
awesome!!
Pippin: He'll look better after a makeover.
Izumi: (sigh) He got the nose.
Pippin: And after his makeover, he hit the gym with several of his school friends...and his trophy wife.
Izumi: You do realize we aren't married yet, right?
Abernathy: A mere formality.
Now-teenaged-Tanvi: Wait, so you're saying I've got a shot?
Kiana: No, he was saying
I have a shot.
Pippin: And Abernathy was taking a shot at becoming more buff.
Rieko the Gym Trainer: ARE YOU READY TO GET RIPPED?!?!?
Abernathy: I'm fairly certain you're threatening me.
Rieko the Gym Trainer: No, I was just trying to...
Abernathy: It's okay. I enjoyed it.
Pippin: Well, that was weird. Weird kind of like how Victor's first try with Bella didn't take. Of course, he didn't mind having a round two...and I didn't mind her sticking around and cleaning the dishes.
Bella: I'm glad I'll be remembered for something more than my excellent genes.
Pippin: Indeed. These clean dishes will be your lasting legacy.
Bella: Smart alek.
Pippin: Guilty as charged. And after Abernathy's teen years have passed, Gaivan has completed all of his requirements with the exception of making two more friends, but has about two weeks until he hits elder status. Things are definitely looking up...speaking of up...
Gaivan: ...and the...but lights that...and lifting...
Pippin: Oops.