Pippin: As we rejoin the Took household, Abernathy was invited out to dinner...
Pippin: by his dead wife.
Abernathy: So, my favorite test subject, shall we analyze how all of the romantic socials work during the afterlife?
Izumi: Well, I certainly didn't come here for the food!
Pippin: But they have more than just inadequate food here,
Pippin: they also have a lovely red-haired chef! Benny, we need you over here!!
Benny: Coming!
Pippin: Meantime, Vlad brings out the food for our happy couple...
Pippin: and promptly drops it on the floor. At least things are going well for Benny.
Benny: Umm, all I can do is compliment her food or insult it.
Pippin: Curses! Okay, compliment it and then see how things go with the blonde waitress with the...generous frontside...
Benny: You mean the one that just aged up to elder?
Pippin: Dang it!!
Abernathy: Don't worry, Pippin, the date's not a complete loss despite your failure to use it as a pollinating session.
Pippin: Oh, you sappy kids.
Izumi: Sappy does rhyme with happy, after all.
Pippin: Of course, Abernathy has other important dinner dates as well.
Gaivan: So it's...that you and...because when they...and dinner for...
Abernathy: Umm, it was nice, if that's what you're asking?
Gaivan: Yes and...that when...if she mentioned...because we don't?
Abernathy: Umm, you mean did she mention mom? Yeah. Mom's happy. She's just watching over us and enjoying heavenly dance parties. She said to tell you congratulations on the baby, by the way.
Gaivan: (smiles and blushes)
Abernathy: Hey, I actually understood that response!
Pippin: The congratualtions, of course, refer to Myla's little baby bump.
Pippin: Abernathy's going to be a big brother!
Myla: Yep, but here I am still coming in as the maid. Guess that handsome charmer Gaivan got what he needed and now he's just moving on (sigh).
Gaivan: Myla, you're so...that glowing and...we could...such a vision...c'mere!
Myla: Oh my!
Pippin: Yeah, he's not the love 'em and leave 'em type, silly girl. Although, if you could tidy up a bit when you're done, that would be nice. Little Wade leaves his cake plates laying all over the place. Speaking of Wade, Chantons took him out socializing so he'll have a head start on the social butterfly aspiration. First, Casa Caliente!
Pippin: Cierra Caliente is not a redhead, but still has excellent genes. Let's get some Pancakes!
Pippin: And here we have Erik and Kelsi Pancakes. Kelsi is in the overalls. Landgraab time!
Pippin: The lovely blonde is Lilliana Landgraab. Still only a teen. Maybe Wade will want an older wife? The Landgraabs only have toddler-aged Kaleb and child-aged Caleb. I'll bet things get confusing at their household. But Lilliana, right? Anyway, Behr with us a moment longer.
Pippin: Oh. My. Goodness!! The "share the love" social is
adorable!! How have I never seen this before?!?!? Anyway, Wade found his female twin in young Amelia Behr. They are sooooooooooooooo cute together!! Is it too soon to start shipping them? I think not. Of course, sometimes the red hair as a toddler/child leads to uncommon color (like blue) in teen and adult stages (fingers crossed). Of course, I won't want to wait super long like I had to for Robyn to age up, but...
Pippin: If they have a daughter who has Marci's looks and Benny's gold eyes, that's going to be hard to shoot down.
Gaivan: It's the...because he's...cake with...
Pippin: Oh. Yes. Cake. Probably something about his birthday.
Chantons:
Happy birthday, dear Wade,
Happy birthday to you.Robyn: Who's Wade?
Pippin: Your son? Little redheaded guy who's been roaming around the house? Maybe you've noticed him?
Robyn: You mean the one who keeps taking my cake? Yeah. I know him.
Pippin: Woot woot!! Childhood achieved!!
Wade: Umm, what's wrong with Dad's ankle?
Pippin: Really? You've heard his speech pattern and
that's what worries you?
Wade: Fair enough. Let's go socialize!! Bring on the ladies!
Pippin: Yes we'll...what?
Wade: Aww, Cierra, you're just the best! In fact, you're my best friend, right?
Cierra: Of course I am!
Pippin: Smooth! We'll just check that off the list.
Kassidy Fyres: You think I'm great too, right, Wade?
Wade: Of course, you are, dear. (pats her reassuringly on the back)
Cierra: Just not as great as me.
Wade: Ladies, ladies, you're both pretty! Now, let's secure one more child friend. Hmmm, Amelia hasn't aged up yet. Ah well. Guess we'll order Pancakes.
Wade: So, Erik, this is my great-grandpa and his extremely under-aged babymama!
Myla: Excuse me?
Gaivan: Well, he...that we are...immortal so...
Myla: No, I understand that, it's just that he called me your babymama.
Pippin: Yeah, I kind of won't let him make her his girlfriend out of respect for Rieko.
Wade: I figure babymama makes you sound closer to family than calling you the maid. It was intended to be nice?
Myla: (sigh) I'll take it.
Pippin: And meantime, Robyn has finally painted her first masterpiece.
Robyn: Well, I am pretty amazing.
Pippin: Actually, Izumi had her first masterpiece far earlier in the painting skill and was knocking out about 1 masterpiece for every 3 paintings she'd do.
Robyn: Listening to you has made me tired and hungry. I'm going to lounge on the couch and have some cake.
Pippin: (sigh) We could have had Laurie. Ah well, things will work better since I'm not letting Wade choose his own romantic course. Wait, where'd Wade go?
Wade: So, Uncle Benny, what tips can you give me for when I take over as pollinator?
Benny: Umm, you know you're the
heir right? Not a pollinator?
Wade: Eh, heir, pollinator, potato, potahto. So, what are your tips?
Benny: Ummm...not a pollinator...